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Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:20pm On Jun 11, 2015
Guys, let's know ur wooing prowess. What would be ur pick up lines if u met a girl ALONE under these circumstances:

1) in a public bus

2) at a cinema

3) after church

4) in a club or night party

5) in the market

6) at a bus stop

7) at school, as new students

8 ) on the street

9) as a new neighbour of the same compound

10) at a restaurant or any eatery

Let the game begin! cool

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by NeduLuiZ(m): 9:22pm On Jun 11, 2015
If it's a Nigerian girl


Flaunt your car key,a flashy carkey
Put up a smile invite her for an outing
Spend,spend more, spend again


If she no give you punny nonstop for a week then village people join your matter grin

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by McEwen(m): 9:24pm On Jun 11, 2015
kingtom,wey you na? angry angry
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by moremuch1(m): 9:24pm On Jun 11, 2015
Ok Let's analyze everything. Its pretty simple,
Hello, i am frank and I work in shell cheesy grin
And I have 400000 naira i dont use use , do you want it.... How about that

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:26pm On Jun 11, 2015
Guys
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:26pm On Jun 11, 2015
McEwen:
kingtom,wey you na? angry angry
I dey na grin

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jun 11, 2015
Just here to learn as a novice in the game
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by McEwen(m): 9:28pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
I dey na grin
sho! i tire for your matta ooo.. grin grin

any update angry
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2015
Neyoor:
Just here to learn as a novice in the game
ok
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by vizkiz: 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2015
do people still use pick up lines on chicks
Nigga, that is just so 90s undecided

Just make enough cash, and have cool swag. Walk up to her and say "I think santa will be coming early this year, because you are the first item on my christmas list" wink

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:30pm On Jun 11, 2015
TheFLIRT:
Guys, let's know ur wooing prowess. What would be ur pick up lines if u met a girl ALONE under these circumstances:

1) in a public bus

2) at a cinema

3) after church

4) in a club or night party

5) in the market

6) at a bus stop

7) at school, as new students

8 ) on the street

9) as a new neighbour of the same compound

10) at a restaurant or any eatery

Let the game begin! cool



1) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

2) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

3) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

4) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

5) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

6) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

7) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

cool I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

9) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

10) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jun 11, 2015
@OP but pick up trucks are no longer avalaible, so why shud u give a lady a ride using pickups? dats old na.
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:31pm On Jun 11, 2015
vizkiz:
do people still use pick up lines of chicks
Nigga, that is just so 90s undecided

Just make enough cash, and have cool swag. Walk up to her and say "I think santa will be coming early this year, because you are the first item on my christmas list" wink
unfortunately, that 'big boy swag' doesn't work for all gals
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by McEwen(m): 9:32pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:




1) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

2) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

3) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

4) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

5) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

6) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

7) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

cool I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

9) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?

10) I'm Tom, would you like this 20naira?


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Foooool grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:33pm On Jun 11, 2015
sweetorgasm:
@OP but pick up trucks are ?no longer avalaible, so why shud u give a lady a ride using pickups? dats old na.
let me just pretend to believe u don't understand. I simply mean, how wud u start a conversation with a girl u wanna woo
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jun 11, 2015
This ______________________________\
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:35pm On Jun 11, 2015
McEwen:
Foooool grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
I dey na grin
dude i tire 4 ur mata o, it like na women doctor u be. Shu u must be in thread like these.
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:36pm On Jun 11, 2015
McEwen:

sho! i tire for your matta ooo.. grin grin

any update angry
Make I go cc you for one thread like that I see something wey you go like grin

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Allosaurus: 9:38pm On Jun 11, 2015
Church:
Hello, sister, have you read the Songs of Solomon? shocked
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:



1) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
2) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
3) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
4) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
5) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
6) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
7) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
cool I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
9) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?
10) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
u are indirectly requesting to be her maga.

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:38pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jollyjoy:
dude i tire 4 ur mata o, it like na women doctor u be. Shu u must be in thread like these.
So all this while you no sabi say na Gynecologist I be? grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:39pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:




1) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

2) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

3) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

4) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

5) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

6) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

7) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

cool I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

9) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

10) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Yeye!
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jun 11, 2015
I prefer meeting a guy in the library.
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
So all this while you no sabi say na Gynecologist I be? grin
no wonder!
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:43pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jollyjoy:
no wonder!
cool cool
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:43pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jennimma:
Yeye!
4 life!!!!!!!! grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:43pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jollyjoy:
I prefer meeting a guy in the library.
like 'hey' what are you reading?
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:44pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jollyjoy:
u are indirectly requesting to be her maga.
And she, my mugu grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by coolzeal(m): 9:45pm On Jun 11, 2015
Most pickup lines actually works
perfectly with white girls and not your average typical Naija girl. Unfortunately, I don't have a pickup line.
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:

4 life!!!!!!!! grin grin grin
See ur big teeth. Lol
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
And she, my mugu grin
mugu kie?

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