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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jun 11, 2015
TheFLIRT:
like 'hey' what are you reading?
i will be like, oh yea! Am reading sani death. And the ministry continues frm there.
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Tallesty1(m): 9:46pm On Jun 11, 2015
NeduLuiZ:
If it's a Nigerian girl


Flaunt your car key,a flashy carkey
Put up a smile invite her for an outing
Spend,spend more, spend again


If she no give you punny nonstop for a week then village people join your matter grin

I don't see you getting a "Good Girlfriend" with this warped mentality.

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:47pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jennimma:
See ur big teeth. Lol
See am again! grin
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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:48pm On Jun 11, 2015
coolzeal:
Most pickup lines actually works
perfectly with white girls and not your average typical Naija girl. Unfortunately, I don't have a pickup line.
they do work in naija. To make it work, the environment and the guy's skills are key factors
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:48pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jollyjoy:
mugu kie?
Yes, because the N50,000 will be counterfeit grin cool
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:48pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jollyjoy:
i will be like, oh yea! Am reading sani death. And the ministry continues frm there.
grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Tallesty1(m): 9:49pm On Jun 11, 2015
vizkiz:
do people still use pick up lines of chicks
Nigga, that is just so 90s undecided

Just make enough cash, and have cool swag. Walk up to her and say
"I think santa will be coming early this year, because you are the first item on my christmas list" wink
That's a pick up line mehn.
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
Yes, because the N50,000 will be counterfeit grin cool
lolz!
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by McEwen(m): 9:54pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
Make I go cc you for one thread like that I see something wey you go like grin
Chai!!! the girl go be all those lekki product wey we dey chop everyday grin grin grin grin

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:55pm On Jun 11, 2015
But it's really funny dat some guys google for pick up lines and still end up embarrassing themselves because the words they use are what the gals are used to grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by coolzeal(m): 9:56pm On Jun 11, 2015
TheFLIRT:
they do work in naija. To make it work, the environment and the guy's skills are key factors
I'll engage her in a conversation about something interesting. That might probably loosen her guards or comfort zone. Naija girls are drama queen. No time.
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 9:59pm On Jun 11, 2015
coolzeal:
I'll engage her with a conversation about something intersting. That might probably loosen her guards or comfort zone. Naija girls are drama queen. No time.
that's why I gave instances of different situations. u can't engage a gal u met in a church in a conversation
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 9:59pm On Jun 11, 2015
Jollyjoy:
lolz!
grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by honeygirl17: 10:02pm On Jun 11, 2015
TheFLIRT:
Guys, let's know ur wooing prowess. What would be ur pick up lines if u met a girl ALONE under these circumstances:

1) in a public bus

2) at a cinema

3) after church

4) in a club or night party

5) in the market

6) at a bus stop

7) at school, as new students

8 ) on the street

9) as a new neighbour of the same compound

10) at a restaurant or any eatery

Let the game begin! cool




D1ck my ex
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 10:02pm On Jun 11, 2015
McEwen:

Chai!!! the girl go be all those lekki product wey we dey chop everyday grin grin grin grin
See yansh mehn grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by vizkiz: 10:03pm On Jun 11, 2015
Tallesty1:
That's a pick up line mehn.

yeah, he needed one so I gave him one...any crime in that
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by McEwen(m): 10:03pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:

See yansh mehn grin
I tire like this....i no fit chop again,i don belle full grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by 2dice(m): 10:05pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:




1) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

2) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

3) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

4) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

5) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

6) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

7) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

cool I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

9) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?

10) I'm Tom, would you like this N50,000?


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
baba werey... Shey bae WEy be say na Dem atiku dey nack apkako... Wetin ur 50k wan do?
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by coolzeal(m): 10:05pm On Jun 11, 2015
TheFLIRT:
that's why I gave instances of different situations. u can't engage a gal u met in a church in a conversation
Of course you can if you're a good storyteller and maybe a little funny. I mean, who doesn't like a good story?

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by LaurelP(m): 10:06pm On Jun 11, 2015
D most impressive thing to a woman is a man who isn't trying to impress her.
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by TheFLIRT(m): 10:09pm On Jun 11, 2015
coolzeal:
Of course you can if you're a good storyteller and maybe a little funny. I mean, who doesn't like a good story?
lol! Ok
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 10:09pm On Jun 11, 2015
McEwen:

I tire like this....i no fit chop again,i don belle full grin grin grin grin
Na this one go be my food morning - night grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by McEwen(m): 10:13pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
Na this one go be my food morning - night grin
this kain thin dey this forum? cry where can we find them? grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 10:14pm On Jun 11, 2015
2dice:
baba werey... Shey bae WEy be say na Dem atiku dey nack apkako... Wetin ur 50k wan do?
I go tell am say I be Saraki son grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 10:16pm On Jun 11, 2015
McEwen:

this kain thin dey this forum? cry where can we find them? grin grin
Na flat frying pan yanshless things full here o angry God why!!!! cry

grin

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Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by McEwen(m): 10:19pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
Na flat frying pan yanshless things full here o angry God why!!!! cry

grin
oh lord why us cry cry

wey all those your MilkMaids Gehs grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 10:22pm On Jun 11, 2015
McEwen:
oh lord why us cry cry
wey all those your MilkMaids Gehs grin grin
Dem dey hide o grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by McEwen(m): 10:24pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:
Dem dey hide o grin
bring them come out na,money still plenty for that your GTB Account..make we spray them small grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by 2dice(m): 10:25pm On Jun 11, 2015
KingTom:

I go tell am say I be Saraki son grin
saraki son for where I atiku dey spend... She don leave u tey tey
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 10:26pm On Jun 11, 2015
2dice:
saraki son for where I atiku dey spend... She don leave u tey tey

****In mafikizolo's voice*******
Things that our people ( Atiku) do for money

grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by KingTom(m): 10:28pm On Jun 11, 2015
McEwen:

bring them come out na,money still plenty for that your GTB Account..make we spray them small grin grin
Na two weeks remain dem go pay salary grin
Re: Guys, What Are Ur Pick Up Lines? by fucktoto: 10:31pm On Jun 11, 2015
pick up lines ke? all those bullshit belongs to the romeo and Juliet era. Now u only have to wave cash over their face and u'd see them following u. These bitches ain't loyal

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