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10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by hebenezher(m): 5:38pm On Jun 29, 2015
You may call this female bashing post, but that does not stop
it’s the bitter truth in its unclothedness
My encounter with both of them has made me understand they
are both synonymous in nature.
Without wasting time. Now let’s analyze what these people
share in common
1. Late Coming Attitude
If there’s a robbery operation somewhere and you inform the
police to come take charge, they will come immediately the
robbers must have gone and will start firing guns, tear gas and
will start arresting pedestrians. To the ladies, you invite them on
a date and they will show up when the waiters are almost
driving you out of the eatery or hotel
2. They Are Indecisive
Yes they are both indecisive. Take for example, policemen
arrested you for something you were not guilty of, and they
swore with their lives that not even President Buhari will make
them let go off you. They same people will later reach an
agreement with you on a condition that you should endeavour to
dance to their tune. To the Ladies, they may be dating a guy and
they must have sworn with their lives that only death can
separate them. The same ladies will dump your a$$ for a guy
the barely know probably because of his financial standings
3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich
We don’t need T. B Joshua to tell us that, these people love
money to the extent that, If you are that broke guy aspiring to be
the best amongst your equals. Even if you are a PhD holder and
you are poor, these people can make you attempt suicide
because they are quick to ridicule and mouth trash you even if
you are on your right; but the moment they notice you are rich,
they will start laughing hysterically at every word that comes out
of your mouth, even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel Udoku
4. They Are Both At Receiving End
Just we know that our policemen men are always at the
receiving end, so are our ladies. Take for example, a policeman
visits you; he expects you to at least squeeze some naira notes
into his pocket, and when you visit him; he still expects you to do
the same. So are many ladies too. When they visit you they
expect you to pay for their fare, else, they tag you “Stingy guy”,
and when you visit them, they will expect you to at least drop
some amount of money as per se you be guy.
5. They Easily Suspect A person And Jump To Conclusion
I guess you might have at a point in time been hara$$ed by
policemen who had no evidence against you, yet inflicted pains
on you. Take for example, you drove your pop’s car and
policemen stopped you at the junction. After presenting the
documents of the car to them and conspicuously, they found out
that the car actually belongs to your dad not you. They will still
keep insisting that you actually stole the car. To the ladies, they
will read your chat history and quickly presume you are dating a
lady who enjoys chatting with you, even without seeing
flirtacious messages
6. They Are Easily Deceived
Yes ladies and policemen always claim they are too smart to be
deceived, but I can tell you that If you know your way, you can
deceive them and throw them into a state of discombobulation.
7. They Are Not Appreciative In Nature
By default, both of them are not appreciative. Why I said both of
them are not appreciative in nature is that, if you give a
policeman a sum of money today, and you refuse to give them
money tomorrow, he will never remember that you actually gave
him some money yesterday. To the ladies, they believe that
every favour done to them is your duty as a man. You may give
a lady some millions of naira today, if she picks up quarrel with
you tomorrow, she may start saying ” what have you even done
that a man has not done before? ”
8. They Flirt
The syndrome of flirting runs in the veins of both of them. A
policeman will at the end of working hours chill at a local pepper
soup joint flirting with ladies who are old enough to be his
daughter. To the ladies, they may have boyfriends but will still
be flirting under the cloak of “I can not put all my eggs in one
basket”
9. They Operate Effectively At Night
Yes they operate effectively at night. You will see police road
block @ night stopping trailers and vehicle to get money from
them, so as some ladies who display their body @ night waiting
for sugar daddies to parade them. Aren’t they synonymous ?
10. Fell free to add yours
Have fun
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
Dies cheesy
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by EXXTROVERT: 5:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
Counter thread.
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by dunsman(f): 5:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
sneeze
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by Slimzjoe(m): 5:42pm On Jun 29, 2015
Ishilove and Farano Come Close this Thread abeg

Its Existing already
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by donholy28(m): 5:44pm On Jun 29, 2015
They are both criminals in disguise... they're your friends on till u stop paying up

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Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jun 29, 2015
angry
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by importexpert(m): 5:51pm On Jun 29, 2015
this post is as old as my grand ma
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jun 29, 2015
Tosyne2much thread.

Nah wah oh
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by Blizzyblinkzy(f): 6:00pm On Jun 29, 2015
I disagree with u
not all nigerian lady.
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by tbmas(m): 6:01pm On Jun 29, 2015
Dis post has a loooooooong way to go
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by tosyne2much(m): 6:04pm On Jun 29, 2015
OP, I throway salute ooooo



Tallesty1, I hail u oooooo



Teempakguy, how ur side ? cool
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by demmy0325(m): 6:07pm On Jun 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
OP, I throway salute ooooo




Tallesty1, I hail u oooooo




Teempakguy, how ur side ? cool
.. Bros.. Na ur thread be this na.. undecided
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by Tallesty1(m): 6:10pm On Jun 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
OP, I throway salute ooooo




Tallesty1, I hail u oooooo




Teempakguy, how ur side ? cool
This plagiarism has international approval.
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by tosyne2much(m): 6:10pm On Jun 29, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Bros.. Na ur thread be this na.. undecided
Baba na so I see am oooooo



OP no even gimme credit cheesy




I dedicate this thread to Lalasticlala cool
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by demmy0325(m): 6:14pm On Jun 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Baba na so I see am oooooo



OP no even gimme credit cheesy




I dedicate this thread to Lalasticlala cool
... Was expecting to see sm sort of protest from you... Buh i think all the same...


Its helpin the ministry... cheesy Nice to see someone copying Ur work... I will quote that mumu to give U credit...
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by demmy0325(m): 6:15pm On Jun 29, 2015
hebenezher:
You may call this female bashing post, but that does not stop
it’s the bitter truth in its unclothedness
My encounter with both of them has made me understand they
are both synonymous in nature.
Without wasting time. Now let’s analyze what these people
share in common
1. Late Coming Attitude
If there’s a robbery operation somewhere and you inform the
police to come take charge, they will come immediately the
robbers must have gone and will start firing guns, tear gas and
will start arresting pedestrians. To the ladies, you invite them on
a date and they will show up when the waiters are almost
driving you out of the eatery or hotel
2. They Are Indecisive
Yes they are both indecisive. Take for example, policemen
arrested you for something you were not guilty of, and they
swore with their lives that not even President Buhari will make
them let go off you. They same people will later reach an
agreement with you on a condition that you should endeavour to
dance to their tune. To the Ladies, they may be dating a guy and
they must have sworn with their lives that only death can
separate them. The same ladies will dump your a$$ for a guy
the barely know probably because of his financial standings
3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich
We don’t need T. B Joshua to tell us that, these people love
money to the extent that, If you are that broke guy aspiring to be
the best amongst your equals. Even if you are a PhD holder and
you are poor, these people can make you attempt suicide
because they are quick to ridicule and mouth trash you even if
you are on your right; but the moment they notice you are rich,
they will start laughing hysterically at every word that comes out
of your mouth, even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel Udoku
4. They Are Both At Receiving End
Just we know that our policemen men are always at the
receiving end, so are our ladies. Take for example, a policeman
visits you; he expects you to at least squeeze some naira notes
into his pocket, and when you visit him; he still expects you to do
the same. So are many ladies too. When they visit you they
expect you to pay for their fare, else, they tag you “Stingy guy”,
and when you visit them, they will expect you to at least drop
some amount of money as per se you be guy.
5. They Easily Suspect A person And Jump To Conclusion
I guess you might have at a point in time been hara$$ed by
policemen who had no evidence against you, yet inflicted pains
on you. Take for example, you drove your pop’s car and
policemen stopped you at the junction. After presenting the
documents of the car to them and conspicuously, they found out
that the car actually belongs to your dad not you. They will still
keep insisting that you actually stole the car. To the ladies, they
will read your chat history and quickly presume you are dating a
lady who enjoys chatting with you, even without seeing
flirtacious messages
6. They Are Easily Deceived
Yes ladies and policemen always claim they are too smart to be
deceived, but I can tell you that If you know your way, you can
deceive them and throw them into a state of discombobulation.
7. They Are Not Appreciative In Nature
By default, both of them are not appreciative. Why I said both of
them are not appreciative in nature is that, if you give a
policeman a sum of money today, and you refuse to give them
money tomorrow, he will never remember that you actually gave
him some money yesterday. To the ladies, they believe that
every favour done to them is your duty as a man. You may give
a lady some millions of naira today, if she picks up quarrel with
you tomorrow, she may start saying ” what have you even done
that a man has not done before? ”
8. They Flirt
The syndrome of flirting runs in the veins of both of them. A
policeman will at the end of working hours chill at a local pepper
soup joint flirting with ladies who are old enough to be his
daughter. To the ladies, they may have boyfriends but will still
be flirting under the cloak of “I can not put all my eggs in one
basket”
9. They Operate Effectively At Night
Yes they operate effectively at night. You will see police road
block @ night stopping trailers and vehicle to get money from
them, so as some ladies who display their body @ night waiting
for sugar daddies to parade them. Aren’t they synonymous ?
10. Fell free to add yours
Have fun
.. Hey.. You dnt just copy someone's work without givin credit.. undecided undecided..


And am sure U didnt get it from this forum...
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by hebenezher(m): 6:47pm On Jun 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
OP, I throway salute ooooo




Tallesty1, I hail u oooooo




Teempakguy, how ur side ? cool
if only you didn't copy it from someone else...
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by hebenezher(m): 6:48pm On Jun 29, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Hey.. You dnt just copy someone's work without givin credit.. undecided undecided..


And am sure U didnt get it from this forum...
bros, go ahead and finish your sentence... where then did I get it?
Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Police And Nigerian Ladies by hebenezher(m): 6:51pm On Jun 29, 2015
demmy0325:
... Was expecting to see sm sort of protest from you... Buh i think all the same...


Its helpin the ministry... cheesy Nice to see someone copying Ur work... I will quote that mumu to give U credit...
protest? he won't... you know why? cause he copied it as well

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