Two days ago, Nigerian women took to twitter
to talk about what they face as women in this
country .....well, the men followed
suit, to show that it's also not easy being a
man in Nigeria. Theirs is a bit funny though.
Continue to see more tweets...









source:www.lindaikeji..com/2015/07/beingmaleinnigeria-men-responds.html#more





cc:lalasticlala

Hahahahahahaha....

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#beingmaleinnigeria ; you are considered a cheat/player when you are too cute

If you are ugly , You dont deserve to have a pretty girlfriend

more funny tweets

more

hahahahaha

guys dey binu

gals tink dem wise

una Neva see anything

#beingmaleinnigerian

hmmmm!

Lwkm

#beingmaleinNigeria;

If you are a broke ass,no pusssy for you.

If your woman slaps you,buy her a car

If he's a good guy,friend zone him.

if see insult u nd u split it out.....dnt u ve respect for women

#BoysAreNotSmiling

#BeingMaleInNigeria means if i do not ask out a "rich and successful woman", i am intimidated even though this so called "rich, successful and independent woman" cannot even ask out a "weak and dependent man".

#BeingMaleInNigeria means that i can get killed by BH because of my gender and there will be no #Don'tKillOurBoys

#BeingMaleInNigeria means my mum stops coming to my house as soon as the other madam gets married to me. No one wants to annoy the no nonsense "21st century wife.

#BeingMaleInNigeria means my mother is a winch if my wife cannot concieve.

#BeingMaleInNigeria means that when i am 40, my mother can bring a lady from the village so i can get married to her.

#BeingMaleInNigeria beams that i am a rapist untill proven innocent.

#BeingMaleInNigeria means i can do all the painful chasing and in the end, get my position as the head of the house draged by an ideaologically obsessed fellow.

#BeingMaleInNigeria means i am impotent if i do not answer her "deeck call". My dear, don't i have a choice? My body, my choice!

#BeingMaleInNigeria means i can be held accountable for my sleeping with a woman when i am drunk but the other way round, i will get charged with rape.

#BeingMaleInNigeria means i do not have a say if my child would be born or not, why? It is her body!

#BeingMaleInNigeria means i can be made to feel guilty for what women passed or didn't pass through decades ago.

#BeingMaleInNigeria means "dumping" is only possible when i do it on the woman, not when she does it on me.

#BeingMaleInNigeria means when i was 14 and got lured into bed by a 25 year old aunty in the neighbourhhood, nobody went to jail!

#BeingMaleInNigeria means i can get called a "scrub" who can get no love from her when i holla at her from the passanger's seat in my bestfriend's car.

#BeingMaleInNigeria means that Chimamanda can accuse me of having a privilage that is actually a reward for my hardwork.

More to come.

I knew there'd be a comeback by the men. Some of the tweets are actually true, some are exaggerated

What a woman can do, a man can do better.. .. .. .... THAT BRIGHT EUGENE TWEET GAT ME CRACKING

#beingmaleinNigeria..it's OK for a woman to slap a man but outright wrong for a man to replicate such feat
#beingmaleinNigeria..if you don't stand up for a woman, you're not a gentleman. If you get up, you be mumu
#beingmaleinNigeria..if you no give woman money,you stingy. If you give her,you be mugu or maga or both of them.

One above me want make we drag this my Land.

#mnwetekwegi

may01:
I knew there'd be a comeback by the men. Some of the tweets are actually true, some are exaggerated

Madam, sebi dat ya profile pishure was taken at Ibom Tropicana?

Naija guys no dey carry last...... Always on point

rudebouy:


Madam, sebi dat ya profile pishure was taken at Ibom Tropicana?

Yea

may01:
Yea

Tot as much. So u reside in uyo abi?

rudebouy:


Tot as much. So u reside in uyo abi?

Yes

Hahaha! That guy with the 'ordinary cheating lasan'

#beingmaleinnigeria,dem keep on askin money frm u,if u give dem u b maga or mumu.If uno give dem,i hate him "da guy is stingy"


Weda stingy or nt I wnt giv u pass 1k if I neva mark register.....#shikena

Godskidmidas:
#beingmaleinNigeria..it's OK for a woman to slap a man but outright wrong for a man to replicate such feat
#beingmaleinNigeria..if you don't stand up for a woman, you're not a gentleman. If you get up, you be mumu
#beingmaleinNigeria..if you no give woman money,you stingy. If you give her,you be mugu or maga or both of them.

Both as in Mugumaga?

#BeingMaleInNigeria means I can never be a victim irrespective of whatever happens involving a female.
#BeingMaleInNigeria means you can not say the blunt truth to her without being insulted.
#BeingMaleInNigeria means I must always say what makes her happy even if its a lie but also should never tell her a lie.
#BeingMaleInNigeria means I can not stare at a woman even if she dressed half naked.

allandutch:


Both as in Mugumaga?

Lol