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Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jul 10, 2015
Gosh! U won't believe dis....
I've really messed up a real ONE!!

Last night I saw a catholic sister and i decided to give her a lift in my car. As the car was moving, i placed my hand on the sister's laps pretending i was looking for the gear
lever.

The sister looked at me and said; "Matthew
chapter 7 verse 7" and I
quickly removed my
hand. After a short time, I placed my hand
again on the sister's lap and the sister said
to me again "matthew7 verse 7" i nervously
removed my hand.
The sister reached her
destination and
got off the car, and she looked at me again
and said "So you don't read your Bible!"
And when i got home, I
opened my Bible
to Matthew 7verse7 and it says"ASK AND IT
SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU"...
Suddenly, i shouted; Oh! Ive bleeped up in the fullness of time !!!
Re: Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by sirthisthickkal: 8:48pm On Jul 10, 2015
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Re: Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by delishpot: 8:48pm On Jul 10, 2015
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Re: Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by demmy0325(m): 8:49pm On Jul 10, 2015
This post is as old as INTROVERT... tongue..
Re: Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by bqlekan(m): 8:57pm On Jul 10, 2015
chai..... naa thread be this... should this thread make FrontPage, I will go polygamous

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