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Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Gosh! U won't believe dis.... I've really messed up a real ONE!! Last night I saw a catholic sister and i decided to give her a lift in my car. As the car was moving, i placed my hand on the sister's laps pretending i was looking for the gear lever. The sister looked at me and said; "Matthew chapter 7 verse 7" and I quickly removed my hand. After a short time, I placed my hand again on the sister's lap and the sister said to me again "matthew7 verse 7" i nervously removed my hand. The sister reached her destination and got off the car, and she looked at me again and said "So you don't read your Bible!" And when i got home, I opened my Bible to Matthew 7verse7 and it says"ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU"... Suddenly, i shouted; Oh! Ive bleeped up in the fullness of time !!! |
Re: Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by sirthisthickkal: 8:48pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Re: Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by delishpot: 8:48pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
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Re: Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by demmy0325(m): 8:49pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
This post is as old as INTROVERT... .. |
Re: Gosh! U Won't Believe Dis.... I've Really Messed Up A Real ONE!! by bqlekan(m): 8:57pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
chai..... naa thread be this... should this thread make FrontPage, I will go polygamous |
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