sonofananimal1:

BROS SORRY, I REALLY FEEL YOUR PAIN,

THAT 'S WHY WE ARE HERE FOR YOU. NEXT TIME, NEVER YOU USE MORE THAN 1% OF LOVE ON ANY WOMAN, THAT WAS THE MISTAKE I MADE.

FORGET ALL THOSE MONIKA WERE DEY TELL YOU NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT. THOSE FEMALE MONIKERS ARE AGENT OF DEVIL SENT TO DESTROY EVERY LIVING TRACE OF JOY IN YOUR HEART THERE ARE LIKE BACTERIAL WITHOUT CURE.

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.

Abi

dulux07:
Majority of gals r like that, m scared of getin married sef.

simple, stay unmarried bros.

ahsekeena:
O.p...this thing still dey pepper u after how many years





U are now a free man indeed,u are still caged my dear.

o.p pls grow up na so dey gal fine Abi na any body fault say u enter one chance

proxillin:


I wanted to ignore people like you.

You saw a lecturer taking your 4 unit course banging your girlfriend and you want to interrupt? I pity your sorry asss. I didnt even have telephone to record. Even if I had, do I have the liver to do such a thing?

There are some fearful scenarios you dare not make mistake in. I made the right decision for not interrupting them.

You should have ignored me because now you have even exposed your lies even more. 12 years ago there was no concept of having a phone camera in Nigeria and so why would you even mention that? Your whole story is completely fabricated and blatantly fake. It is entertaining though, I'll give you that.
You continue to expose yourself even further with the explanations you struggle to make and so save your worries for your self. Maybe what you can do is convert your write up into an African erötic novel ....

kobonaire:

You should have ignored me because now you have even exposed your lies even more. 12 years ago there was no concept of having a phone camera in Nigeria and so why would you even mention that? Your whole story is completely fabricated and blatantly fake. It is entertaining though, I'll give you that.
You continue to expose yourself even further with the explanations you struggle to make and so save your worries for your self. Maybe what you can do is convert your write up into an African erötic novel ....

What do you want to achieve by discrediting my experience. That it didnt happened?

Oh there was no phone in 2004? Jesus. You must be a foolish kid. Your mate was also telling me there was no water dispenser in 2004.

And I remember when I was in primary school, we have huge cylinder/kettle with tap on the table in our classroom where you can press the tap to release water in your cup. Is that not water dispenser ?

Now you are talking about phones. Now go back home and ask your parent when phone came to Nigeria.

My story is fake my ass**sss. If you can't believe it then so be it. You believing it doesnt change what happened.

Alcatel, Sagem, Nokia 3310, WAIYO. Ask your elders at home if they use that phone and ask when they use it.

Stewpid kid.

proxillin:



What do you want to achieve by discrediting my experience. That it didnt happened?

Oh there was no phone in 2004? Jesus. You must be a foolish kid. Your mate was also telling me there was no water dispenser in 2004.

And I remember when I was in primary school, we have huge cylinder/kettle with tap on the table in our classroom where you can press the tap to release water in your cup. Is that not water dispenser ?

Now you are talking about phones. Now go back home and ask your parent when phone came to Nigeria.

My story is fake my ass**sss. If you can't believe it then so be it. You believing it doesnt change what happened.

Alcatel, Sagem, Nokia 3310, WAIYO. Ask your elders at home if they use that phone and ask when they use it.

Stewpid kid.

Op you are right. My dad got his first palasa phone in 2005. It cost him great deal, the phone earned us prestige on our street. It was like buying a car. Is 2004 till now 12 years?

We had one giant kettle at home two. There was a tap attach to it. Our dad us it for family tea. Just go there and press the tap. Its also called dispenser.

Leave them kids, facebook is even older them.

proxillin:



What do you want to achieve by discrediting my experience. That it didnt happened?

Oh there was no phone in 2004? Jesus. You must be a foolish kid. Your mate was also telling me there was no water dispenser in 2004.

And I remember when I was in primary school, we have huge cylinder/kettle with tap on the table in our classroom where you can press the tap to release water in your cup. Is that not water dispenser ?

Now you are talking about phones. Now go back home and ask your parent when phone came to Nigeria.

My story is fake my ass**sss. If you can't believe it then so be it. You believing it doesnt change what happened.

Alcatel, Sagem, Nokia 3310, WAIYO. Ask your elders at home if they use that phone and ask when they use it.

Stewpid kid.

Boy, your are one harebräined nincompoöp! So do any of the phones that you mentioned even have a camera? How many pictures have you taken with your Nokia 3310?? I am sure that you are still using that 3310 till today and it probably fell on your head recently which is what caused you to invent this fake hilarious story!! Also, I have some serious doubts that you are even a college graduate to begin with. Your story is actually riddled with very preposterous and low intelligence fallacies, I would be surprised if there is even a polytechnic that would be proud to claim you as a graduate of their institution

hotwax:


Op you are right. My dad got his first palasa phone in 2005. It cost him great deal, the phone earned us prestige on our street. It was like buying a car. Is 2004 till now 12 years?

We had one giant kettle at home two. There was a tap attach to it. Our dad us it for family tea. Just go there and press the tap. Its also called dispenser.

Leave them kids, facebook is even older them.

You actually inadvertently just proved my point. You claim that camera phones only came into Nigeria in 2005, while the OP was telling me earlier that he did not have a camera phone on him to take a picture of the "purported incident that took place in 2003". Now why would the OP say that? It is simply because he is fabricating the story today and at the same time erroneously projecting the technology that he is used to having today to the past. I am even surprised he did not gaffe again and mention that he tweeted about it in 2003

PS: Btw, what the heck is a "palasa phone"? I think you hit your head one too many times on that giant kettle .... (Just like the 3310 rock that hit your girlfriend: Proxillin's head)

may01:
Op sorry about that but not all girls are like that. I hope you meet someone that'll make you believe in love and its beauty

Umari, is that you ?

Souljaboi1:



Umari, is that you ?

No

proxillin:
Pardon my grammatical flaws.
Note: This happened to me today 12 years ago. The memory always flashes me every 13/07
I met this lady in my second year in school. I went to a lecturer’s office who happens to be like a fatherly figure to me, then I saw this chick (Actually, it wasn’t the first time I would meet her there). So I quickly used that opportunity to clinch her in front of my lecturer who even stylishly persuaded her for me. Although, he warned me not to mess her up, that’s when he revealed to me she is his blood sister.

Throughout the time we spent together, I treated her with care because I knew her brother is a lecturer who is even handling my 4 unit course.

Bimpe can fck. She is very romantic and pretty. She likes se.x. more than food.
On this faithful night, we decided to go and read on campus, NEPA was doing what they know how to do best.
It was a mildly cold night. We passed through her brother’s office which was under locked (at times when we go out reading in the night, we do visit him if he is around). He wasn’t around this time around.

After about 30 minutes reading, my girl started complaining of cold, she could not concentrate again. She told me she was going, I offered to see her off, and she said she doesn’t want to disturb me. I should continue reading.
So she left. I read for about 30 minutes, I could not concentrate anymore. My mind was with her, I decided to trace her home and check on her for the last time.

On my way home, I noticed her brother’s office was opened this time, I could see light reflection coming from his inner office (His office has a lobby where some junior lecturers sit, then another inner-main office where he sits).
Nobody was in the outer office at that time of the day, so I decided to go in straight to my oga’s office. Even the door to the inner office was not closed but just tilted, so if you look inside, you could see what is going on inside without opening the door fully.
I saw my girl (she wore mini-skirt that night. I even challenged her that mosquito will have party on her she said she want fresh air on her legs, but on getting to school and started complaining of cold again)

I saw her sitting on my lecturer’s laps and facing him. She was hopping up and down. The man managed to insert his dck through her mini-skirt. That’s when I knew my girlfriend did not wear pant under that mini-skirt. Or may be the man got another way to insert without pulling off her pants.

I couldn’t interrupt them. I stood there watching the whole show. This headache suddenly came from nowhere. My legs were shaking. It was like my whole intestine was gone.
I was lost in thought just standing there like statue. They finished up, she took a cup from his table to come and fetch water from the water dispenser in the outer office. She spotted me at the door and shouted “Jesus”. She didn’t expect anyone to be there.

I could see water/dripping wets from her virgin_al position in her skirt.
I rushed away…she didn’t even bother to follow or call me. I cried the whole night. I wished death come and take me. The next day I met her in her room crying. I asked why she will do something like that with her blood brother. That’s when she confessed he is her father’s best friend. They even built house in the same place in Ibadan.

I said to myself people are really wicked. Up till today whenever I mention to my colleagues that they are not related in anyway, people argue with me and say they are brothers and sisters. I just laugh it off.

The breakup was not easy on me. I could not eat for days. She never felt remorse that much. Ever since then, she has been snubbing me. Even my lecturer too raise his face whenever I come near him.

That’s when I changed my perspective of relationship. It doesn’t worth your heart and loyalty. I am now a free man.

Hey dude, all i can tell you is that she wasn't the one for you. the one who is truly yours, will never cheat on you.
Stay focus and be calm. The right person will come your way.
Don't use this scene to judge other girls.

Things like this cannot stop happening as long as men dont involve God in there activities.