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She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by damiloladuke: 6:42am On Jul 24, 2015 |
I will be so brief with this cuz am kinda late for work. Do I really have a job now? It's a long story I will be filling you with later. I remember when I started blogging, I used to have one of the most controversial blogs around then, 86wiz.com which I later sold after some years of running it. It was a big sale out. Then, people always considered me to be one kind of genius that understood everything about love affairs. I wrote mostly on love issues, erotic stories and so on, but don't rush there, The guy that bought it changed all that anyway. Then, I got a lot of invites on BBM, my phone was always buzzing every now and then by people seeking for solutions to their problems. Some needing a kind of crazy hook up, thinking I was one love-vendor or something. And above all, ladies. These ones called thinking I was so rich. That was how this lady added me on bbm one early morning. She commended my work and blah blah blah... She said I must be a Kind of genius and a noble guy as well. I said yes, that my family started the Aristrocat Record that had Burna Boy. We are elites. This girl was so delighted, thinking she had met her prince charming. It later got to how lucky my girlfriend would be having me. I told her I had non. She didn't even waste time, she just told me. She would be ready to fill up the space. We kicked off And I invited her down to Abeokuta on her birthday. She actually wanted to come but I guessed some guys promised tripping her out. So she scheduled her coming to the following day. I was at the balcony of my apartment at the 2nd floor when this girl arrived. I recognised her immediately and lo and behold, some other chick was sitting right behind her. I just waved it off and was of the opinion the bike man took another passenger going elsewhere, when these girls began to smile and then I realised they came together. I thought of switching off my phone at that moment, but she had seen me the moment she came down from the bike. They came up and she introduced her cousin. I just took them to the balcony. They sat and I had prepared chicken sauce, hoping it was the mumu alone that would be coming. I served them both anyway. And after eating, I called a friend to come keep the company of the cousin. Then I took this girl to my apartment and started chastising her on that. She gave one lame story that their grandma asked the cousin to go with her so she'll wouldn't feel lonely at home. So your cousin had to come with you all the way from Lagos. Funny enough, I got pissed and I made up my mind she was only gonna get the 2K I had intended given her. We got to the bus stop and I dropped the 2k for her. She was like what for. How is this gonna take them to LAGOS. Were you expecting 10k, I asked her. I just turned away from them and started heading home. My friend was with them and trying to ask me to come back and at least add another 1k, I told him to do that, at least, he had gotten the cousin's contacts, so he was family now too. Didn't even turn my head, not to talk of going back. I got home and noticed they only ate one of the chicken I gave to them. Well they are not gluttons at that. It was when I wanted to eat the meat at night, that I noticed this girl ate the meat and creamed the bone with stew to make it look untouched. Then I realised I ought to have given them nothing. READ MORE HERE www.wenogetjob.com cc: Lalasticlala 2 Likes |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by Akkord4gov: 6:48am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Boys of nowadays though... |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by dam4wummy(m): 7:03am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Bone de la' creame 4 Likes |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by SirLegal(m): 7:27am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Good Riddance. You could have also asked for #500 change from her to teach her a bitter lesson. |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by Chris95(m): 7:41am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Ur jux a stingy goat! If u av moni as u claim y hoard it?? Courtesy demands u tek kia of ur visitors 2 d best of ur ability...den later u can call ha nd censure ha abt ha behaviour. Dats wat a gentleman would av done. Kum 2 tink of it na evn u invite am. 1 Like |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by DaGC(m): 8:07am On Jul 24, 2015 |
I couldn't help but laugh. It was mean but hilarious. Some guys sha..... 1 Like |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by Nobody: 10:49am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by OKNkanu(m): 11:03am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Shey na you wn chop without paying?...... Issokay! |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by damiloladuke: 12:06pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Chris95:noted |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by sarmiie(m): 12:10pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
The guy press P. |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by 1miccza: 12:25pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Two of una wan chop and none of una wan give 50:50 no cheating |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by Godskidmidas(m): 7:35pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Loool. So if she hadn't come with her cousin, what would have happened? |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by Nobody: 7:53pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Lols. boys of nowdays |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by demola300(m): 3:55pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by misspicy(f): 4:21pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Stingy boy |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by Omoalhaja7: 5:35pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Juz cnt stop laffing here...so funny!! |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by Misskeffas(f): 5:40pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Op that is bad,you dn"t have to do that at least take care of them to the best of your ability. You can reprimand the lady later. Show some respect and stop being stingy!! |
Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by Misskeffas(f): 5:41pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Omoalhaja7:serious? That is stale!! |
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