BoboYekini:
Much obliged.

You like what you see? She'd fit like a glove in Bobo's muscly arms. Hahaha. Anyway,don't answer that! Was just being saucy

@Punkyveer,

Even if this is culturally correct, it can still be done in private and not this public event or spectacle that it is now with pictures on the internet.

Pictures should not even be taken. Why won't such communities have issues with sexual assault.

Hence, it is what it is, culturally licensed perversion. Despicable and full of indignities.

PunkyVeer:


You like what you see? She'd fit like a glove in Bobo's muscly arms. Hahaha. Anyway,don't answer that! Was just being saucy

You're such a tease.

PunkyVeer:


Yeah, Pretoria is not far from Jo'burg. lol @ the monk thing. If you say so. Well, enjoy your visit. We ARE nice & friendly people regardless of what you hear/read. Go with an open mind & a positive spirit so you attract a positive experience. .that's if it's your 1st time, btw. If you've been here before, I'm sure you know it's very different from the stories told on this forum. We aint all insane lol. Bon voyage

I know it's quite impossible for a whole country to be "insane" on the same level. There are miscreants in any given society/community.
But the fact that you are telling me bonvoyage with a note of finality points to the fact that you are declining to be my friendly tour guide?!

Crieff:
@Punkyveer,

Even if this is culturally correct, it can still be done in private and not this public event or spectacle that it is now with pictures on the internet.

Pictures should not even be taken. Why won't such communities have issues with sexual assault.

Hence, it is what it is, culturally licensed perversion. Despicable and full of indignities.

No, it's not done in public, as in, infront of the whole community. It's actually done in a secluded place with only females around. Regarding photos of it on the internet, well, there are people who study these practises (white people to be exact), so when they know it is happening, they visit & maybe the take the photos too. IDK. People who know these things, will never take photos because they're considered sacred, just like child birth. I was shocked too when I saw pictures of guys "in the mountains" aka traditional circumcision schools because I as a woman doesn't get the privilege to see that, according to culture. However, we now live in the world of technology, so certain things do end up in the internet. It just is what it is. Nothing is too taboo these days

I'm referring to the testing btw, the nùdity part, oh well, people don't bat an eye when they see that. It's "normal".

BoboYekini:
You're such a tease.

I know

Qualer:


I know it's quite impossible for a whole country to be "insane" on the same level. There are miscreants in any given society/community.
But the fact that you are telling me bonvoyage with a note of finality points to the fact that you are declining to be my friendly tour guide?!

I'll get back to you on that

I pray that our Government should recommend this kind of test for Nigerian girls because there are some Nairaland girls that I want to ascertain their virginity.

Just imagine all those Nairaland girls wey sabi beef us just lie down make we dey test Omo na electric pole me go use test my own.

I don't even know how to react for them. It's such pity situation.

Na dr tradition na
Since der mana open breast dwn
Wetn wn stop d king to check d gals punany

I think the topic should rather be "King of Swaziland loves Public Fingering"

vaseline. guys over to you..

PunkyVeer:


I'll get back to you on that

while you are thinking about it, have in mind that it's all expenses paid by moi, you be the SatNav!

This is highly ludicrous and bad.

Qualer:


while you are thinking about it, have in mind that it's all expenses paid by moi, you be the SatNav!

lol, will you throw in a girly cocktail & a sun hat? I can actually see it in my mind's eye. All dressed in cammo..in my head. Just enjoy yourself, because I doubt I'd do something like that. To me, the killer roams ooo. LMFAO. Not saying you're a killer btw, but to me everyone is a killer

PunkyVeer:
This story is not completely true. In Swaziland & parts of South Africa they do virginity testing. IT IS NOT COMPULSORY. Those that take part in it, do so on their own accord.

King Muswati DOES NOT choose a wife from the little children, he chooses from the older girls & to my understanding, the girls have a say. They can say, no.

Btw, even his daughters take part in the ceremony. It is called Reed Dance or uMhlanga. The history behind it is that, in the past, they used to send virgin girls to go pick up the reed that would be used to build the palace's cattle kraal. I don't know how it is in West Africa, but in the SADC, the kraal is the most important part of a homestead. It should be pure (women aren't allowed in the kraal) because that's where most family rituals are done, so I guess that's why virgins were allocated the task of picking up the building material. Now times are different, however,not every girl that claims to be a virgin is a virgin, like in the olden days, that's when the testing comes in, just to make sure they're still "pure" before carrying such an important royal task. It has now become part of their lifestyle to remain virgins because they want to be part of the celebrations & of course some have the hope of being the King's next bride. They're there to peacock for him--some & some are just there for the ceremony because it is considered an honour to be part of that.

Anyway, the 1st pic is king muswati's own daughter. She also takes part in the reed dance. The 2nd pic is of the girls, the potential brides to be aka palace's virgin reed pickers. 3rd pic is an example of a kraal.

nice explanation
was already thinking other wise - with the under aged girls from the first set of pics

PunkyVeer:


lol, will you throw in a girly cocktail & a sun hat? I can actually see it in my mind's eye. All dressed in cammo..in my head. Just enjoy yourself, because I doubt I'd do something like that. To me, the killer roams ooo. LMFAO. Not saying you're a killer btw, but to me everyone is a killer

lol... you killed me finally... chei, I have suffered o! no wahala we go see when the time comes!!!

and by the way, I'm a city boy, I don't go roaming in the jungle before some village people in the gurumeti go come say I don kill their Cecil abi na Thomas. I no dey o!!!

Yungmilio2:

nice explanation
was already thinking other wise - with the under aged girls from the first set of pics

Thank you

Qualer:


lol... you killed me finally... chei, I have suffered o! no wahala we go see when the time comes!!!

and by the way, I'm a city boy, I don't go roaming in the jungle before some village people in the gurumeti go come say I don kill their Cecil abi na Thomas. I no dey o!!!

Was just pulling your leg but look, I love to watch these murder investigation shows on tv, so my paranoia levels are out of this world. The taxi driver could be killer. ANYONE. At one point I even carried a small knife in my bag. LMFAO. Someone is out there, lurking, so I was ready to gut them & send them back to their ancestors lol. It's not easy being a girl hey

If Sanusi wears 15yards of bedsheets, most of you will herald it as a wonderful tradition. Oh yes, do not criticize this swaziland tradition, if you do so you are an hypocrite. I have said it times and again, that we need to do away with all traditions. They are mostly vices in 21st century. The era of these lifestyle is gone, gone, gone. We must move forward and forget these nonsense.

Interesting read. Some of those breasts have been sucked and touched tho. Maybe they are virgins down there, however their breast aint

PunkyVeer:


Was just pulling your leg but look, I love to watch these murder investigation shows on tv, so my paranoia levels are out of this world. The taxi driver could be killer. ANYONE. At one point I even carried a small knife in my bag. LMFAO. Someone is out there, lurking, so I was ready to gut them & send them back to their ancestors lol. It's not easy being a girl hey

Yeah, and a pretty one for that matter...

Ruby13:
Interesting read. Some of those breasts have been sucked and touched tho. Maybe they are virgins down there, however their breast aint

How you take know, did you study Breastlosophy with a specialisation in Mammal Glandulogistics??

PunkyVeer:
This story is not completely true. In Swaziland & parts of South Africa they do virginity testing. IT IS NOT COMPULSORY. Those that take part in it, do so on their own accord.

King Muswati DOES NOT choose a wife from the little children, he chooses from the older girls & to my understanding, the girls have a say. They can say, no.

Btw, even his daughters take part in the ceremony. It is called Reed Dance or uMhlanga. The history behind it is that, in the past, they used to send virgin girls to go pick up the reed that would be used to build the palace's cattle kraal. I don't know how it is in West Africa, but in the SADC, the kraal is the most important part of a homestead. It should be pure (women aren't allowed in the kraal) because that's where most family rituals are done, so I guess that's why virgins were allocated the task of picking up the building material. Now times are different, however,not every girl that claims to be a virgin is a virgin, like in the olden days, that's when the testing comes in, just to make sure they're still "pure" before carrying such an important royal task. It has now become part of their lifestyle to remain virgins because they want to be part of the celebrations & of course some have the hope of being the King's next bride. They're there to peacock for him--some & some are just there for the ceremony because it is considered an honour to be part of that.

Anyway, the 1st pic is king muswati's own daughter. She also takes part in the reed dance. The 2nd pic is of the girls, the potential brides to be aka palace's virgin reed pickers. 3rd pic is an example of a kraal.

No matter what u call it or how u try to explain the tradition, there's still only 1 word that qualifies it.... BARBARIC

Truckpusher:
I pray that our Government should recommend this kind of test for Nigerian girls because there are some Nairaland girls that I want to ascertain their virginity.

Just imagine all those Nairaland girls wey sabi beef us just lie down make we dey test Omo na electric pole me go use test my own.

Hahahahahahaha

Falls from keke..

Truckie you need Jisos

Qualer:


Yeah, and a pretty one for that matter...

Deejavuu:


Hahahahahahaha

Falls from keke..

Truckie you need Jisos

Lmao ,your own testing no be for here o. I go hire community dancers make them dey knack drum ,me go just dey dance with better NEPA pole wey five men go carry for their shoulder dey follow me - I go even rub white powder like juju priest.

After the testing ,God help you if you no turn to cripple .

Mcbussy:


No matter what u call it or how u try to explain the tradition, there's still only 1 word that qualifies it.... BARBARIC

Shrugs. Oh well.

PunkyVeer:


Shrugs. Oh well.

Don't mind our girls that are condemning it here ,they are only afraid that our Government would soon ask the South African monarch to come and teach us how to test Nigerian girls this way which would always be a welcome idea for the suffering masses of men and boys that are being constantly deceived with alum and vagina tightening cream.

Please the Government need to hear our cry and bring this good culture to our people - We will protest about it next week

#ShowUsYourVirginityNow.

Truckpusher:
Don't mind our girls that are condemning it here ,they are only afraid that our Government would soon ask the South African monarch to come and teach us how to test Nigerian girls this way which would always be a welcome idea for the suffering masses of men and boys that are being constantly deceived with alum and vagina tightening cream.

Please the Government need to hear our cry and bring this good culture to our people - We will protest about it next week

#ShowUsYourVirginityNow.

lol, what is this alum thing, btw?

Don't be harsh on the girls though, girls everywhere have odd & weird tricks they do to try maintain themselves down there. I used to live with this girl, right? She had two boyfriends. During the day she'd sleep with one guy & in between that, she'd walk around with a roll of newspaper stuck up her poon, ready for guy two in the evening. Apparently, the newspaper absorbs any telltale signs that she had sex. I've also heard of people using snuff & beef stock cubes. My cousin once told us a story about this girl he slept with. He said during sex he started smelling something meaty, like someone was cooking stew lmao, only to realise it was coming from the girl. She had used beef stock cube to make it delicious & yummy, I guess. No country is full of saints lol.

PunkyVeer:


lol, what is this alum thing, btw?

Don't be harsh on the girls though, girls everywhere have odd & weird tricks they do to try maintain themselves down there. I used to live with this girl, right? She had two boyfriends. During the day she'd sleep with one guy & in between that, she'd walk around with a roll of newspaper stuck up her poon, ready for guy two in the evening. Apparently, the newspaper absorbs any telltale signs that she had sex. I've also heard of people using snuff & beef stock cubes. My cousin once told us a story about this girl he slept with. He said during sex he started smelling something meaty, like someone was cooking stew lmao, only to realise it was coming from the girl. She had used beef stock cube to make it delicious & yummy, I guess. No country is full of saints lol.

Nah , you're getting it twisted - I wasn't dissing my country girls but we want that culture here because there are some nairalander girls that I would want to test by myself.