freecocoa:
No dime will be paid on my head, I have had that conversation with my dad.

freecocoa:
No dime will be paid on my head, I have had that conversation with my dad.

Timbuktou:


I'm impressed. This is a good step towards equality.

Sagamite:
Look at how UK kids are debating more intelligently than the fuuktard called Joromi1 that is older than them.

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3487863

And when I say "product of a failed education system", this cretin would think I am insulting him.

joseph1013:
Reading these kids makes me ashamed of my fellow citizens. First thing I noticed, they don't write in stu.pie shorthand. That alone takes the cake.

freecocoa:
Yea, I believe so much in egalitarianism.

You know according to my dad, even the list is determined by the family,with just a few things for the umunna, so I won't face any problems with the community or anything. I have decided my family will be the one to provide those things, I talked about not giving them any at all but he said some greedy ones will make trouble.

Sagamite:


What kind of trouble can they make?

freecocoa:
Like disrupt the ceremony.

I have seen it happen.

Sagamite:


Get thugs to beat the fck out of them and then police to put them in jail.

freecocoa:
Lol, saga saga you too like trouble.

Is it really worth it? Although they can't try sh1t when there's security but if you know how village things can be, you won't suggest that. They may not even consider you married in their laws afterwards.

Sagamite:


Because I like trouble, that is why people in my village would know you don't try shyt with this one.

If you bring trouble, he would gladly and gloriously finish it on your head.

I can't imagine anyone daring to come and cause trouble at my wedding. They would not have the liver.

It is always worth it to deal with cretins. The more we deal with cretins, the better the world gets as we suppress their stupidity from contributing to the grand scheme of things and decision-making.

Consider you married in their law?

Are they the Nigerian government?

What relevance does their consideration have?

I would tell them to shove their consideration up their fcking, moronic, dumb arsse.

freecocoa:
Well, for people who are interested in their village and it's affairs, not meeting those requirements will affect them, as they will be excluded from such and this will even be extended to their offspring, they will be termed baskards.

Sagamite:


I am afraid I have to tell you that one of the worst way to live one's life is to abide by or be worried about what a bunch of dumb and/or illiterate people think.

It has brought so much misery in the history of the human race.

Because some dumb fuuktard thinks my kids are baskards is really irrelevant in my world. What is relevant is how dumb they are. They just don't know it.

I don't sit my fine, intelligent arsse in London thinking nor seeking the approval of any cretin in Sagamu. They should be seeking my approval and worried about what I think.

In the grand scheme of things, I am more important and can have more power.

Sagamite:


Ahhhh! Dey there.

I have been screaming this on NL for years.

https://www.nairaland.com/151604/foreign-graduates-much-better-than#2537577
https://www.nairaland.com/737735/nigeria-graduate-vs-foreign-graduate/1#8950130
https://www.nairaland.com/737735/nigeria-graduate-vs-foreign-graduate/1#8950218

The other major problem is that fuuktards like Joromi1 are actually defiant and in denial about how intellectually fcked they are. They honestly think they are intelligent because of some moronic and virtually worthless certificate given to them in Nigeria despite not having the basic ability in reasoning and providing structured thinking and arguments. Something not tested at any stage in the failed education system.

Remember, the kids in those links are mostly in the age range of 16 to 18. See the way they write well and argue for fck sake.

Now watch our "graduates" like Joromi1.

Kai! Good education is good o.

I have said it before that I have never seen a UK university student write on a forum with textspeak. NEVER!

The quality education they receive will not allow it. Plus they argue with basic sense (not always right, not always logical, but you can see the basics and they are quick to concede when you breakdown their logic).

But see our graduates on NL:

The luvola of LASU came to NL to say LASU "has been rated the 34th best university for Law in the world" because it came 34th in some competition.

https://www.nairaland.com/821755/lasu-law-rated-best-africa

To him, by virtue of its position in one lousy competition, then that is how good it is in Law in the world.

That is our Nigerian "graduate".

Another are the likes of isquar3d3, jayhanks and Dopefiend.

https://www.nairaland.com/1009670/alegongo-secondary-school-akobo-ibadan/2#11764703

https://www.nairaland.com/1112730/cant-give-phone-number-facebook/10#13151004

https://www.nairaland.com/821755/lasu-law-rated-best-africa/3#9753510

"Graduates" that communicate in textspeak. I have to be fair though and say it appears Dopefiend has converted and now types normally.

And some would say Sagamite does not change lives for the better with his brash education on NL.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2137828.stm

Dopefiend:


Haha noise maker. It's been 3 gademn years and you still following me about? That ass-whooping most definitely imprinted my moniker on your life!

Dopefiend:


Haha noise maker. It's been 3 gademn years and you still following me about? That ass-whooping most definitely imprinted my moniker on your life!

Joromi1:

He's a pervert, an offensively uninspired malodorous half-wit. Ignore is the best medicine for such online idiots. Don't feed him with replies

Sagamite:


I am a dumb, cretinous fuuktard!
May God reward the corrupt people that destroyed my life!