Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,261 members, 7,954,013 topics. Date: Friday, 20 September 2024 at 10:52 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / My Thing Is Acting Funny :( (1325 Views)
Help Mimzzy Saw My Thing And Fainted / She Stopped Dancing Wth Me Cos My Thing Was Chooking Her / Mary Was Screaming On My Bed While I Did My Thing, but i no send am (pics) (2) (3) (4)
My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:54pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
[b] SO I decided since July to stop doing the handy handy rough vaseline linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..........Masturbating . Although my reasons are quite strange. I don't believe all that Medical Crap neither did I stop for moral or Religious reasons. I stopped it because I noticed if I hadn't done it for some days I generally feel better. Almost 80% of the adult population Masturbate. I am a very ambitious guy and like to act unique. I just felt I had to be among the 20% that didnt...Doubt me.......am so unique I type in purple Over the past few days I have just been generally "Agile". I find myself fantasizing all though rare. But the one that worries me is the No of ^Boners I get. I mean I feel no shame if people check out my XXL but it's just to much. I swear since I stopped touching myself I have more hormones and Boners. Don't worry am not one of those lame guys that ask what do I do? I just felt like typing. P.s. I still do the Tiki Taka Masala donkey Kong folly jolly with my Bae and her friends ....... i.e I still have regular sex. 1 Share
|
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Do you need some vaseline |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
You are a disgrace to Solid Snake. |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by afolwalex20(m): 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Smh.. |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 9:58pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Mods just banned my vaseline guy handle Thats my nasty handle men Mods, do you really think you can stop vaseline I already told u mods, vaseline is eternal |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by witnezHD(m): 10:00pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
eh! we don't care |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
I Too know fake Gamer. Thats actually Big Boss.....not that you know the difference |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 10:10pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
DashMeYansh: We all know it's big boss. I was trying to make a pun here hun. ya digg. Snake=thingy. To help your brain. |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by kestolove95(m): 10:39pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Am happy for u...gt urself a gf...u will regrt eva masturbating |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 10:41pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Congratulations |
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by CivilzedTyger(m): 4:34pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
kestolove95:Why do ya say so |
(1) (Reply)
Guys Can You Go With This? / Should Nigerian Women Marry A White Man? - SHOCKING RESPONSES / She Lied About Her Age
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12 |