Na so one babe visit me yesterday see me dey blast garri devoid of sugar and kulikuli, na so the babe sit down for my bed dey tell me say fried rice dey hungry am

E just be like say make I use leg take give am slap

tosyne2much:
Even God knows that I will be the first to comment on a thread like this.

Na dis kind thread dem dey always see me


Make I add my own join


9. S*x Position

In the olden days, missionary style was the most pleasurable style when it comes love making. You need not use jedi, opa eyin, vigra just to show your bedmatcis skills, but in recent time, you have to kill yourself using sex positions like cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, just because you want to show a lady that you are a pro in bed

Na so I bleep one babe like that. After showing my bedmatics and climaxed after 3mins, she asked, "are you done?"... At that instance, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up


10. She Eats With You No Matter What You Are Eating

In the olden days, when a lady truly loves you and she comes visiting, if she sees you drinking garri, she will dash to the kitchen to get a spool telling you not to finish it, but now, reverse is the case

Na so one babe visit me yesterday see me dey blast garri devoid of sugar and kulikuli, na so the babe sit down for my bed dey tell me say fried rice dey hungry am

E just be like say make I use leg take give am slap

wristbangle:
I wish things could be the way it used to be during the time of our forefathers, but now, things have now taken turns because the word "love" has now been wrongly interpreted

I sometimes cannot but shake my head when I see people involved in shameful practices all in the name of so called LOVE

Without wasting time, let's take a look at these differences between olden days love and new generation love

Place for hanging out

In the olden days, under iroko tree, gardens and other less exotic places and suitable places for rendezvous despite the fact that there were expensive restaurants, resort centres and hotels. Nowadays, suggesting such places for ladies will be a bad idea as they will tag him a broke and stingy dude. This reminds me of when Tosyne2much said he recently took a lady to a mango tree as rendezvous, but the lady was disappointed and called the relationship a quit

Financial criteria

What new generation ladies mainly look for in guys is their financial standing. He must have at least a car, superb, a good house and must be earning 6 digits salary as a consideration for going on a date, unlike olden days when ladies date guys who have no dine in their pockets

Compatibility level

Ladies then can date or marry a guy in spite of his educational, financial and society status unlike nowadays which the guy's standard must be very high. To confirm this, ask any educated lady of nowadays that, Can they marry a rich mechanic? We know what the answer will be.

Communication

Those times, you will have to perch under a tree for hours waiting for her to pass so that you can communicate with her. Now, you will have to go into recharge your phone as if you life depends on it. Sometimes, you will even be indebted to MTN. When you fail to even send some of them recharge card, you are red- carded.

Attitude

Back in the days, a guy may be poor but may even empty his pocket to provide for her need when he makes a little cash. Try that with new generation ladies, and you are on your way to bankruptcy.

Knowledge and Intelligence

The reasoning level of olden days ladies was outstanding. They were smart, knowledgeable, patient and understood the concept of love means. Ladies of nowadays are brainwashed by what they see. Some ladies may dump intelligent, brilliant and ambitious dudes like Tosyne2much, Lalasticlala, Ronald4lif and Naijaboiy for an old rich man who is using extra time on earth

Abstinence

The issue of pre-marital sex then cannot be compared to sex era we are into. Not like olden days ladies didn't used to have the urge to have sex, just that they were so discipline and had high level of body control, but now, a lady will have to test run a guy just to know his capabilities on bed.

Mode of cooking

Ladies then often cooked delicious meal for the one they truly love. You will see them pound yam, and other tasking exercise just to make the worm in his stomach smile, but now, some ladies cannot even make ordinary noodles, yet they say their men are cheating. You will see some of them parading Mr Biggs, Mr Fans and the likes. Smh.

Feel free to add yours

wristbangle:


Hahaha una ladies of nowadays too lazy jor.

Midehi:
my two guys always on point


but i prefer communication of now than olden days, its easier and simple.


its not easy to date a broke guy, it takes an empress of love to date a broke guy, so guys should work hard and get the best woman


olden days urge for sex was as a result of circumcision, these days ladies are no longer circumcised; but that does not mean we cant still keep ourselves.
#teamzipup#


who doesnt know how to pound yam, i can,very much

nice one bro.

prettythicksme:
Tosyne!!y copied one of my list naw? i wrote it first

See u !!!


My write-up was ready before the OP even dropped the thread

tosyne2much:
Even God knows that I will be the first to comment on a thread like this.

Na dis kind thread dem dey always see me


Make I add my own join


9. S*x Position

In the olden days, missionary style was the most pleasurable style when it comes love making. You need not use jedi, opa eyin, vigra just to show your bedmatcis skills, but in recent time, you have to kill yourself using sex positions like cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, just because you want to show a lady that you are a pro in bed

Na so I bleep one babe like that. After showing my bedmatics and climaxed after 3mins, she asked, "are you done?"... At that instance, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up


10. She Eats With You No Matter What You Are Eating

In the olden days, when a lady truly loves you and she comes visiting, if she sees you drinking garri, she will dash to the kitchen to get a spool telling you not to finish it, but now, reverse is the case

Na so one babe visit me yesterday see me dey blast garri devoid of sugar and kulikuli, na so the babe sit down for my bed dey tell me say fried rice dey hungry am

E just be like say make I use leg take give am slap

tosyne2much:
See u !!!


My write-up was ready before the OP even dropped the thread

MhizDeedy:




Issa lie jare, I enjoy cooking but not stressing my life. Pounding of yam is a lot of stress, u can imagine d energy one has to put all in d name of pounding yam. Guys shld be d ones pounding yam nd take it as a form of exercise that will help dere abs nd arms

prettythicksme:
hmm lie lie ,i did not see it!

Hmmmmm


Ask the OP

sonofananimal:
AS IF YOU KNOW. NOWADAYS YOU WILL SEE THEM PARADING SAWARMA OR WHATEVER GOD DAME NAME THERE CALLED THAT FOOD

HOW I WISH I WAS IN THE OLDEN DAYS, TO LOVE SOMEONE WILL BE VERY EASY AND WONDERFULL EXPERIENCE. BUT NOWADAYS, EVERY WOMAN HAVE TURN TO HEAR BREAKERS

BE BREAKING PEOPLE 'S HEART LIKE CERAMIC

tosyne2much:
Hmmmmm


Ask the OP

wristbangle:


Lmao. At point 9. Reverse skills, cowgirl, doggy, reverse doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc. Hahahaha.

Am sure Ishilove can testify to this scenario of old school love

ronald4lif:


I agree with the embolden but permit me to add that hardworking and successful guys no longer go for a sit home lady who has nothing to contribute in the furtherance sustainability of marriage, financial.

Hawlahscho:
wristbangle is [size=30pt]BIASED[/size]


Some of those things he thinks they don't exist again still happen. Just that civilization covered most and bad mentality of SOME of our ladies is condemning some, maybe that's why OP concluded sentimentally.




I'm out.

Ishilove:

As in ehn, those days of love scented love letters. You spray the letters with perfume and draw heart shapes at the end of the letter, then end it with xoxo

wristbangle:


When the man dey out dey work like xmas goat, una no complain oo

wristbangle:

I am not brother. This is what is invoke now. U know this

naijaboiy:
Back in the olden days my grandmother had just one boyfriend who was my grand father. He was a farmer and a bush meat hunter.

Every morning he'll bring bush meat for my grandmother and some yams or corn which he harvested from his farm to my grand mother's house.

My grandmother was still forming hard to get but after a while she finally succumbed due to incessant pressure from my grandfather.

They got married after courting for 1 year and gave birth to 9 children.

Now in this new age girls have so many boyfriends of different varieties to pick from. As a result of social media a girl will have five boyfriends. 1 on BBM,,the other on whatsapp,,then facebook,,badoo and even Nairaland.

Things don change.


PS- Believe the above story at your own peril

naijaboiy:

You don't have to say everything out now

He's chasing girls away from you nah

ArchEnemy:
Nice work Op
Come ve a bottle of chilled Eva juice

So much from civilization or perhaps part of end time things

Midehi:

and i pity such ladies, its not even easy to sit idle,so why will a lady fold hands and wait for man alone, she better be ready for doom, there are some men who does'nt want their women work, i call that bullshit cos for me i can't be tamed by a man...my yansh no dey siddon o cos i need more

wristbangle:


Baba, na same story whey my granny dey talk be that then. Chai old school love.

Besides u will not believe your convincing story if not becos you said believe at yyour own peril

tohpahz:
Wristbangle wait for mi under the mango tree ,I'd ping u wen am coming

Tosyne2much wait for me at the path leading to the stream

Naijaboiy wait for mi at the rd to the evil forest

Kingtom no wait for mi abeg .

MhizDeedy:




Lol nd so? Will I be a housewife? Or do u think I will be staying at home doing nothing? For where? Even wen m 70 yrs I will still be active nd looking sexy

Mhizkel:
Old things have passed away.
Wristbangle, adapt to the new era.

peeparty:
Olden days :Ankara are worn by the wife with Bikini inside


modern days: Bikini are worn outside with no p*nties.



olden days you know need carry woman go restaurant, but this days some of this girls are ready to suck you dry and run away.

Cc

wristbangle

tohpahz:
Wristbangle wait for mi under the mango tree ,I'd ping u wen am coming

Tosyn.e2much wait for me at the path leading to the stream

Na.ijaboiy wait for mi at the rd to the evil forest

Kin.gtom no wait for mi abeg .

Hehehehe


If I hear say you go dia

faith551:
Those days been sweet die, na on top mango tree I been toast nneka, hide and seek na our best game, any day I buy new fella trouser na her place I dey first visit, no money for make up, and Brazilian wig.

Midehi:

and i pity such ladies, its not even easy to sit idle,so why will a lady fold hands and wait for man alone, she better be ready for doom, there are some men who does'nt want their women work, i call that bullshit cos for me i can't be tamed by a man...my yansh no dey siddon o cos i need more