It seems like there’s always some new kind
of insane, mind-blowing climax women are
supposedly experiencing. From center of gravity orgasms,
to third-level orgasms, to cul-de-sac orgasms,
you can’t help but feel that you’re not measuring
up with your respectable pleasure quiver … or lack
there of. Let’s not get so infatuated with the
climaxes that Cosmo thinks we should be
having that we’re ashamed of the orgasms we
actually are having, or only having once in a blue,
vibrating moon. These types of orgasms seem far
more attainable and realistic to us:

1. The flair climax. It’s not quite a fake one, but
it’s not quite the howling, moaning clawing affair
you’re making it out to be. Eh, no harm, no foul.
A little climax flair never hurt anyone …
besides the next door neighbors.

2. The “really wish I was orgasming” faked
climax. For whatever reason, a legit climax is
nowhere on the horizon. Maybe you find it difficult
to come in general, or you’re having a great time
but the Big O just isn’t in the mood to make an
appearance, or the s*x is mediocre and you’re
over it — but sometimes a fake climax is in order.
The best fake orgasms — yes, we said “best fake
orgasms” — are the ones where you really commit
and channel the real thing. Meditate on that shit,
make it authentic. And, maybe just maybe, if
you’re lucky the act of faking it may actually
make ye ol’ real climax come out of hiding. Hey,
it’s been known to happen.

3. The “let’s get this over with” climax. s*x is
fun and all, but when a new episode of “Scandal”
is starting in 10 minutes, it’s time to hit the gas
and head straight for the finish line. These
orgasms are still good — hell, sometimes they’re
great — but they’re more about finishing the job
than basking in any sort of post-coital afterglow.
Pass the remote!

4. The SURPRISE! climax. Many women have a
tough time climaxing, especially from man-hood-
in-v**ina s*x, and if you’re one of those women,
you may find yourself expecting not to hit the big
O. But sometimes, seemingly out of nowhere, the
stars align, his man-hood is hitting just the right
spot, and BAM! Hello there, climax, did not expect
to make your acquaintance this evening, but so
very glad you showed up!

5. The waterworks climax. True fact: sometimes
your clitoris is directly connected to your tear
ducts. You might want to remind your partner of
this next time you’re in the throes of pleasure one
second, and reaching for a box of tissues the
next. Let your tear ducts have their release.

6. The boregasm. You’ve been snowed in all
afternoon watching TV or studying for an
obnoxious test or suffering from writer’s block
and you’ve hit your limit of “distraction
activities.” Well, almost hit your limit. There is
one more thing that will make you forget all about
your current situation.

7. The sad climax. I’m sure you’ve heard the
saying “I laugh so I won’t cry.” The same goes
for orgasms.

8. The “go the f**k to sleep” climax. Evening
yoga, warm milk, a hot bath and still you’re
tossing and turning. Nothing will tire you the hell
out as much as chasing an climax. Hopefully, you
can catch it alone, or with some help.

I hope I am not FTC for Dis kind thread o
Op you get time sha

this kind of topic should be on anoda section and not on this. The content promote Immorality and evil desire. Thank you and God bless.

Smh

Mod please move to religious section..

Why is the lady on the pic wailing??

faith551:
Why is the lady on the pic wailing??

She's a PDP supporter

Wealthyone:

She's a PDP supporter

Heyaa, maybe my girlfriend should support pdp too

I don't evn know what orgasm is ffs

Loooooool... Noff said

NONSENSE

Looking for the remaining 7pics.

Fuckin romantic d moment ur chick no gree make u comot ur thin come hold u tight....kpesh...