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Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by Princedavis(m): 10:52pm On Sep 13, 2015
Think about how you like to relax at home. After a hard day’s work, maybe you plop on the couch, put on a game, kick up your feet . . . and slide your hands down your pants.
That’s just what guys do. Many men naturally reach for their junk both in private and in public without batting an eye. This includes fully submerging your hands in your underwear, occasionally reaching down to adjust your package, or even just playing a little pocket pool.

So how come you do it? These three surprising reasons might explain why.

1. It Protects Your Package

Lodging your hands between your precious jewels and the potential hazards of the outside world makes you feel comfortable and safe, says Vanessa Van Edwards, author of Human Lie Detection and Body Language 101: Your Guide to Reading People’s Nonverbal Behavior.

Guys subconsciously default to this position when they relax because they feel more at ease with their essential organs out of harm’s way. “You could think of the hand there like insurance against a friend who might give them a nut jab or a kid who accidentally hits a ball at them,” says Van Edwards. Maybe this explains why Major League Baseball players are constantly readjusting their junk at the plate.

2. It Eases Your Nerves

About to make a big pitch or close a deal? Rubbing your stomach or other body parts...... Cont'd at http://bukkysblog.info . Complete the article.

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by jamex93(m): 10:54pm On Sep 13, 2015
For safety, protection and self defense

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by Jedeye2(m): 11:07pm On Sep 13, 2015
I will let you guys know when I wake up

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by fergus0n: 11:10pm On Sep 13, 2015
Lol... helps us to knw wen da village winches are tryna still one egg (checks mine to be sure its complete)grin

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by IamRespected: 11:10pm On Sep 13, 2015
Sorry op but am not among the men that plung into their junk both public and private
Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by Ahmed0336(m): 11:13pm On Sep 13, 2015
That is my Life baby, constant inspection ll do no harm or would it? undecided

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by itsIYKE(m): 11:15pm On Sep 13, 2015
Cos its like ur vehicle particulars.....if u can't produce it when called upon....Ur case bcomes special

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by freshdude99(m): 11:20pm On Sep 13, 2015
Joke not with those two eggs for they carry generations yet unborn... cool
I no wan hear say Na mistake I mistakenly hit/jab am lolz cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by Princedavis(m): 11:22pm On Sep 13, 2015
freshdude99:
Joke not with those two eggs for they carry generations yet unborn... cool
I no wan hear say Na mistake I mistakenly hit/jab am lolz cheesy cheesy cheesy
U have a great sense of humour. grin thumbs up.

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by Horllamideh(m): 11:40pm On Sep 13, 2015
I gatz protect dat 7-inches long dude.....it's not my huge frame datz makes me a man, na dat my 'third leg' o

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Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by Princedavis(m): 1:29am On Sep 14, 2015
So you guys actually know what a joystick is? Hmmmm. This is serious.
Re: Why Men Can't Keep Their Hands Off Their Penis, Even While Asleep. by princealexndre(m): 7:09am On Sep 14, 2015
its jus reflexes....whenever u sleep ur hand goes dere

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