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Poll: who is your favrite court room member here (Nairaland Romance commitee)

190: 30% (25 votes)
ifeleke: 13% (11 votes)
platinumnk: 20% (17 votes)
theseeker: 11% (9 votes)
tubabie: 4% (4 votes)
spikey: 3% (3 votes)
gabry: 14% (12 votes)
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Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Phate07(m): 10:14pm On Jul 21, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

@phate,

your honor i would like to recieve a restraining order against the following NLders

190
Mr.Cork
D-Sense and
Amefi grin

i am accusing them of stalking. undecided

i can't sleep at night. cry cry
i am restless and defenseless!

two weeks ago I saw and overheard them arguing over who would
slip into my home and -i believe - violation me. Amefi was still in the car urging them to hurry up but the other three were on my veranda!

When 190 saw me, all he could say to my amazement was "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PANT?!" with this expression >> angry angry and then finally >>> undecided undecided (scary that face!) all of the others scattered but he stood there for a good moment then told me he would wooze me. At that moment I became even more afraid and as I turned to grab the telephone to call 911 all I heard was "KAI! see nyash!" and when i turned around he too was gone!

two days later i recieved 50 calls on my phone all private.
all i believe to be mastermined by d-sense but voiced by mr. cork asking
if mcdonalds is ok for our first date and how much do i charge to show my. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed and give lap dances. (*wails! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry undecided)

Im so scared!!!!

i have nightmares and now I sleep with a night light and machete! cry cry undecided

i disconnected my phone and even resorted to wearing camouflage when outside of my home but i always see Amefi's car nearby everywhere I go. angry

i dont even like the word pant anymore i threw away all of my [b]pant[/b]ein pro-v products and my jeans! undecided undecided cry

how do i go about this? i need help. asap!


ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin

**dusts my robes and proclaims in a solemn voice**
RESTRAINING ORDER GRANTED!! The four males so named as 190, Mr.Cork, DSense and Amefi must always maintain a distance of not less than 500 metres at all times from MzDarkin.

They are also required to see the court psychiatrist for a 30-day session. And also pay a fine of $4000 to the plaintaif for personal damages. Failure to do this will attract harsh measures!

NEXT CASE!!!
MzDarkSkin:

@phate,

your honor i would like to recieve a restraining order against the following NLders

190
Mr.Cork
D-Sense and
Amefi grin

i am accusing them of stalking. undecided

i can't sleep at night. cry cry
i am restless and defenseless!

two weeks ago I saw and overheard them arguing over who would
slip into my home and -i believe - violation me. Amefi was still in the car urging them to hurry up but the other three were on my veranda!

When 190 saw me, all he could say to my amazement was "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PANT?!" with this expression >> angry angry and then finally >>> undecided undecided (scary that face!) all of the others scattered but he stood there for a good moment then told me he would wooze me. At that moment I became even more afraid and as I turned to grab the telephone to call 911 all I heard was "KAI! see nyash!" and when i turned around he too was gone!

two days later i recieved 50 calls on my phone all private.
all i believe to be mastermined by d-sense but voiced by mr. cork asking
if mcdonalds is ok for our first date and how much do i charge to show my. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed and give lap dances. (*wails! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry undecided)

Im so scared!!!!

i have nightmares and now I sleep with a night light and machete! cry cry undecided

i disconnected my phone and even resorted to wearing camouflage when outside of my home but i always see Amefi's car nearby everywhere I go. angry

i dont even like the word pant anymore i threw away all of my [b]pant[/b]ein pro-v products and my jeans! undecided undecided cry

how do i go about this? i need help. asap!


ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin

**dusts my robes and proclaims in a solemn voice**
RESTRAINING ORDER GRANTED!! The four males so named as 190, Mr.Cork, DSense and Amefi must always maintain a distance of not less than 500 metres at all times from MzDarkin.

They are also required to see the court psychiatrist for a 30-day session. And also pay a fine of $4000 to the plaintaif for personal damages. Failure to do this will attract harsh measures!

NEXT CASE!!!
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 195(f): 10:34pm On Jul 21, 2011
Your lord

I am in love with 3 different nairaland women

but wanna marry one

what should i do cry cry
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Phate07(m): 10:43pm On Jul 21, 2011

^^Are you aware that there is a case against you in this court? As a result of you stalking young women and falling in love with their nyash?
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Pweety4me(f): 11:29pm On Jul 21, 2011
Ms darkyy hmm. . .wata gwan?
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 195(f): 12:11am On Jul 22, 2011
Phate07:


^^Are you aware that there is a case against you in this court? As a result of you stalking young women and falling in love with their nyash?


yes your highness embarassed embarassed
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by yme1(f): 12:16am On Jul 22, 2011
Awwwwwww, This thread reminds me of the good old NL 
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Nobody: 4:10am On Jul 22, 2011
y me:

Awwwwwww, This thread reminds me of the good old NL 

smiley smiley wink

Phate07:


ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin

**dusts my robes and proclaims in a solemn voice**
RESTRAINING ORDER GRANTED!! [size=13pt]The four males so named as 190, Mr.Cork, DSense and Amefi must always maintain a distance of not less than 500 metres at all times from MzDarkin.

They are also required to see the court psychiatrist for a 30-day session. And also pay a fine of $4000 to the plaintaif for personal damages.[/size] Failure to do this will attract harsh measures!

NEXT CASE!!!


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy much appreciated your honor!!


annawhite:

good lord in heaven young woman do u want to crack my ribs? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

lmao!  grin grin i am cracking my own as well! lol.

@pweety hi! how are ya?  smiley
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 195(f): 4:11pm On Jul 22, 2011
y me:

Awwwwwww, This thread reminds me of the good old NL 
cheesy cheesy
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by annawhite(f): 7:05am On Jul 23, 2011
My lord
190 dosent have a case,i think he is in love with 21 ladies
And in-nyash with 15 ladies!
In lust with female newbies on NL

My lord can u passed a paper for his *castration*
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Goldieluks: 7:16am On Jul 23, 2011
Lmao@ anna .u want him dead? grin





@Phate my Lord,I want to make a complain about a guy called 190,he keep
Pestering me and telling me BS about his love for me.I told him am married to you my Lord,I showed
him our weddings pics and even the family pics we took on our several trips to
Monaco and Paris,but he still wouldn't listen. My Lord I need a restraining order.
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by annawhite(f): 8:42am On Jul 23, 2011
Goldieluks:

Lmao@ anna .u want him dead? grin





@Phate my Lord,I want to make a complain about a guy called 190,he keep
Pestering me and telling me BS about his love for me.I told him am married to you my Lord,I showed
him our weddings pics and even the family pics we took on our several trips to
Monaco and Paris,but he still wouldn't listen. My Lord I need a restraining order.
goldie u r don finish 190 be dat nah!i only asked we take care of his ball and here you are reportibg him to your husband who happen to be the judge here,dat dude is so dead.
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 10:24am On Jul 23, 2011
OK now tell me why mzdarkskin, annawhite and goldielucks would all Team up to tell lies bout me

This isnt funny undecided

Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Phate07(m): 12:20pm On Jul 23, 2011
190, this court finds you guity of molestation. Your punishment shall be 15days house arrest in a brothel.

And do stay away from Goldenlocks for the next 50 years.

Case dismissed!
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 12:33pm On Jul 23, 2011
i would like to appeal against these cases undecided
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jul 23, 2011
grin grin

must suck to get sonned on your own thread.
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 2:52pm On Jul 23, 2011
^Back off!

Im appealing against those cases levied against me angry angry
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by xynerise: 3:08pm On Jul 23, 2011
kiloshele?
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Goldieluks: 6:33pm On Jul 23, 2011
190:

^Back off!

Im appealing against those cases levied against me angry angry





You have no right to appeal.stay away,or.

we the sister will cut off your 2-inch restless balls. undecided angry
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jul 23, 2011
What's this?
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 6:53pm On Jul 23, 2011
Goldieluks:




You have no right to appeal.stay away,or.

we the sister will cut off your 2-inch restless balls. undecided angry

U're not the Judge - Im appealing against the lies levied against me undecided
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190smh: 12:26am On Aug 28, 2011
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by MJBOLT: 10:24am On May 28, 2019
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