vizkiz:
this is wickedness

vizkiz:
this is wickedness

Guilty of no 7. I remember borrowing yemi's room to commit some atrocities when I was in 300lvl... Chai I deceived omotola then. We later broke up when she wanted to come spend the weekend at my place and yemi's girlfriend too was also spending that weekend at his place.

The guy said "abeg this weekend dey fixed" I was just speechless cuz I couldn't even get another nice room to take this pretty girl into except from my dull looking room with one standing fan and a small sharp TV that one shows black and white

That was the end of my adventure with omotola .

redgem:
Wristbangle is here again....

*grabs mat* waiting for bashings *Rotfl*

bqlekan:
Chai. Bangle don come again.. 8,5,4,2,3,1.. on point.. great write-up

wristbangle:


Hahaha. O boy! See real fvck up. Black and white TV ke?

baba na so we dey rock things then oh. Guy never know way. But our eyes Don open now

honeygirl17:
If na girl open this thread BGAN here for don call her gold digger. lmlaf

MhizDeedy:
Lmao

2dice:
8 things Broke Girls do when dey are Searching
who wanna hit FP ??
I don dassh you clue

wristbangle:
[s]It's not a do or die affair for a broke guy to jump into relationship knowing fully well that the lady will eventually condemn, treat him with disdain and destroy his heart.

But the issue is their heart remains rigid as they turn deaf ear to advise given from friends and family meanwhile doing ridiculous things just to seek ladies attention.

Below are some examples of things broke guys do in an attempt to desperately get a girlfriend.

1. They lie about owning luxurious things

This attitude is imperative to broke guys who are in the habit of claiming that they have expensive cars, live at exotic places and work in big companies most especially on social media in a bid to attract ladies. Eventually when ladies start demanding extreme budgets that can wheel them to early grave, they will open series of silly threads to ridicule ladies.

2. They borrow money to impress ladies

Honestly speaking it's annoying when broke guys borrow money that suppose to yield returns when invested being spent on a lady for the purpose of impressing her. When she eventually display chop and clean act, they will tag all ladies as being hungry neglecting their parents who are suffering and smiling at village.

3. They become extremely nice to ladies

I cannot but shake my head when broke guys ass lick or do eye service for ladies in an attempt to gain favouritism and recognition. Even when dumb skull ladies say daft statement or compose wrong sentences, they will vehemently praise her like queen elizabeth.

4. They resort into relationship experts

This is an act broke guys adopt when their wooing skills is fast fading on ladies. After reading books on relationship, they will pick career as love expert by nurturing and advising all ladies in a way to at least get one girlfriend.

5. They become very religious

I have seen cases where broke guys become religious just because they believe after financial criteria, Godly attribute is the next thing ladies look for in a guy. These are the category of guys you see in churches today claiming how sister mary was rescued in their dream, just in a corny way to get her as love partner.

6. They use menthol sweet to cover up their mouth odour when about wooing a lady

Owing to the fact that broke guys are in the habit of not brushing their teeth regularly due to hardship as well as not having enough money to get mouth wash, they buy "tom tom or baba blue" in order to produce few minutes fragrance when about wooing a lady.

7. They use their friend apartment when a lady wants to visit them

When ladies want to visit broke guys, they make use of their friend's luxurious apartment unlike their "dilapidated face me and slap you room" characterised with the stench of soak-away odour.

8. They become ladies puppet

Wonders shall never end as broke guys become lady's puppet, hereby resorting into James Bond over protective act and tame other guys as being sex starved hitherto them been the only saint on earth. [/s]

2dice:
Ogbeni .. See as u dey shine teeth
U don sshop?

vizkiz:


baba na so we dey rock things then oh. Guy never know way. But our eyes Don open now

ChappyChase:
Am a broke guy and I don't do any of the above but I don't. Lack girls.....hay hay hay no think say I fine or I got big d!ck as a matter of fact my dick go dey compete with cigarette stck!(Not proud of it)....
*clears throat*
My secret is I live in a compound filled with hungry(sexually) girls and am lucky to be the only young boy there
*covers eyes*

wristbangle:


This one na counter thread. I am expecting ladies like mhizdeedy, redgem, missnora, mhizkel and etc to drop am.

wristbangle:

Unto say na guy drop the thread, dem no fit talk nau.

wristbangle:


This one na counter thread. I am expecting ladies like mhizdee.dy, red.gem, miss.nora, mhiz.kel and etc to drop am.