Whizpeter:
The inspector general of police should just pray that God should give him something to show off and quit Hating...

eme1n:
Because God blessed me with a Big D!CK I should walk around naked??

eme1n:
Because God blessed me with a Big D!CK I should walk around naked??

Spaxon:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol . 2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! . 3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. . 4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. . 5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... . 6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... . 7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* . 8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... . 9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... . 10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.

eme1n:
Because God blessed me with a Big D!CK I should walk around naked??

eme1n:
Because God blessed me with a Big D!CK I should walk around naked??

Kingsasian:
I envy you guys but this is a childish act. Anyway by the time kidnappers start coming after your families don't blame the nigeria police force for slow response.

craziebone:
When i first heard of the police advice, i was didn't like it very much.

Truth is, the thief that will still your car when you post pics of it on instagram will also want to attack you when you testify in church. What's the difference really? Thieves do go to the church to steal money gained at bazar.

It is dangerous for the poilice to come up with such an advice. From now on, anyone who gets attacked by thieves for acquisition of wealth will be less likely to come out and report since "he caused it". Its more like telling a rape victim she cased her rape!

Lastly, the police tend to be very naive on this issue. They think the thief that will attack all these celebrities are just some people living in Sokoto who will begin to drive to Lagos and attack celebrities on seeing it on instagram that the said celebrity has acquired a new car. That's a big lie! Any thief or kidknaper that will attack celebrities or anyone for that matter, is living close to their victims. He already knows you have it wether you put it on instagram or not. He is someone who knows you've just upgraded.

My advice to the Police is that, instead of complaining, maybe they themselves should up their game. Our society has changed for the positive in status and wealth. There is no reason te Nigerian police and their stations should be this archaic! They should realize that ten years ago, we did not have as much private jets in the country. But now and as at the last count, there are over 200 private jets at the MM Int'l airport in Lagos. Te overnment has to realize that our society has become wealthier and as a result, they should up the budget they give to security. Our police and other security out fits should have modern gadgets and be well paid and motivated. Telling people not to post pictures of their wealth on instagram, is encouraging backwardness, and going backward is a no no.

It is simple logic that where there is more money, theives will be attracted there. Thieves are not going to get finished in the world. So it is our duty to up our game as the frequency and sophistication of theft rises. The padlock you use to lock your wardrobe when you had only one slippers and and shirt in it, is not the same one you would use to lock that same wardrobe if had a laptop in it and it still wouldn't be the same you will use when you have a billion naira in it.

eme1n:
Because God blessed me with a Big D!CK I should walk around naked??

Bollinger:


An example of the usual Nigerian mentality.

Kingsasian:
yea, I am a typical Nigerian. Any problem with that?

Whizpeter:
The inspector general of police should just pray that God should give him something to show off and quit Hating...

Whizpeter:
The inspector general of police should just pray that God should give him something to show off and quit Hating...

Babe2sure:
I know this statement can only come from Peter. He loves showing off, its in his DNA and no jupiter on earth can stop him from showing off.

Okay o. I hope you don't attract kidnappers to yourself or your family members. This your uncouth statement will be dredged up, and we will know who is wiser between you and the police force who said 'don't show off!"

eme1n:
Because God blessed me with a Big D!CK I should walk around naked??

odomanis:


Please you people should stop celebrating the Failure of the Nigerian Police to protect lives and properties of Nigerians. Celebrities all over the world behave like that. They flaunt their assets. Sometimes they even claim more than they really have. Some even will flaunt borrowed things. So why would Nigeria case be different ?

BabaTurntable:

But you probably don't have as much money as he does now

Whizpeter:


Yeah... And you certainly don't have as much money as I have now

BabaTurntable:

Yeah... Probably... But never mind,,, we'll see ow the future goes

omojeesu:
When we have bumper harvest of yam, we should eat it in the quietness of our house. A word is enough for the wise!

Zamurano1:
With all this if you die and go to hell what have you achieve my bros? The orphans and the less privilege needs your visitation.