Lemme go straight to the point without wasting time

Note: This write-up is NOT a generalization of all ladies, because a few sizable number of ladies may be guilty of few of the listed points YET beautiful. This write-up may contain exaggeration to a large extent


Lemme keep the ball rolling

10 Things Ladies Do On Social Media That Shows They Are Ugly

1. They Expose Boobs/Buttocks on Social Media

Just because they know that guys are fascinated by boobs, they however take pictures exposing half of their bosoms and it becomes their display picture. Some of them will stand by the mirror and take a picture showing the shape of their buttocks. As dem no kuku fine, dam gat use and buttocks attract guys. The chances of beautiful ladies doing this poo, is very slim


2. They are very Aggressive

Conspicuously, beautiful ladies tend to be cool that they barely crave unnecessary attention on social media, unlike the ugly ones. They always exhibit no nonsense attitude on social media by bashing those who have contrary opinion to what guys say. On their profile page, some of them will even write "You are only wasting your time if you mail me because I won't reply you", "no guy tries rubbish with me". It's one of their traits


3. They add unnecessary Prefixes and Suffixes to Their Names

This is common on facebook. To some of them, their surname is something they hide because they feel it's not classy enough, instead, they toosh their birth name to all sorts of ridiculous name just to give people an impression that they are beautiful and classy, when in fact, they are far below the beauty level, e.g Diva....., Beauty, Damsel, etc. More so, . Their real name may be Silifat or Uzoma, but they will deny their real name on social media and change it to something else. It's something we all know so I wouldn't like to start mentioning these names


4. They Upload Pictures every Now and Then

I guess many of us have one or two ladies in our BBM or whatsapp list who always do things that are not necessary just to show to people that they are classy, beautiful and sophisticated, hence, uploading about fifty pictures a day. (Please don't get me wrong because I'm not trying to say that regular changing of display pictures conote ugliness). They take selfie everywhere and keep people updated of their movement, e.g, classroom, hotel, shoprite, suya joint, pepper soup joint, etc (just name it). Funny enough, you won't see them taking selfie in churches or mosques because they are not proud of it. Smh

5. They are always Quick to Rubbish Broke Guys

These kinds of ladies don frustrate my life on social media. When relationship discussion arises, they are always there to talk less about us making us look like second class citizens or illegal immigrants. Some of them are always like "God forbid I date a broke guy", "broke guys have no business being in relationship", "even God knows that I don't mingle with broke guys". One even commented on this forum a long time ago and I almost attempted suicide in my villa if not for my friends that saw me and collected the rope from me


6. They Use the Pictures of Other People

Apart from the fact that I wouldn't shy away from the fact that not all ladies fancy putting up their pictures as dp (whether beautiful, photogenic or not). But some always hide their pictures under the cover of privacy, and put up their cousins or the pictures of people they barely know just to online scam guys.

7. They Always Compliment Themselves

Personally, I believe that one need not adore or compliment herself as being beautiful, rather, compliments and adoration should be made by the beholder. This is not always the case to ugly ladies. You will see hyping them unnecessarily on their BBM, facebook, whatsapp, etc. Na dem go upload picture, na dem go still dey compliment am. Examples are "I know I'm a blessing to a man", " I am beautiful and I know it", " A man may not know my value until he loses me.


8. Their Shakara is out of this World

This reminds me of a lady I added on my BBM last month. I was yet to introduce myself when she messaged me first saying that she will have to disappoint me if my main aim of adding her, is to woo her. Na dem dey form pass on social media

9. Picture Editing Application is their Friend

It's expected of us to sometimes use photo editing applications to edit out pictures just to look nicer, but this is not always the case to some ladies. They just can't do without using these applications to create an illusion. After using these applications to modify their pictures, they will look differently in five pictures. They may bear facial resemblance with Papa Ajasco in the first picture, Weird MC in the second picture, Omotola Jolade in the third picture, Julius Agwu in the forth picture, and Angelina Jolie in the last picture


10. They will Bash Me

The best way you will know them is that, they will storm on this thread and won't see the hilarity in it. They will start calling me all sort of names, saying I'm a misoginist even though the truth is staring right on their faces. Make una just dey look.


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kemlily:
Hmmmmmmmmmm

Omotayor123:
He be like say tosyne32much don fall prey

Sorry boo.

Cutehector:
so whch one u dey guilty of

lagmostkuit:
They'll tag 100 people on facebook to get more likes and comments for their pics






Buh that's none of my business

Ifeoma Ogadinma OmaBliss

profojah:

Ifeoma Ogadinma OmaBliss

U say?

U don gimme name?

9. Picture Editing Application is their Friend

It's expected of us to sometimes use photo editing application just to look nicer, but this is not always the case to some. They just can't do without using these application to create an illusion. After using these application to modify their pictures, they will look differently in five pictures. They may bear facial resemblance with Papa Ajasco in the first picture, weird MC in the second picture, Omotola Jolade in the third picture, Julius Agwu in the forth picture, and Angelina Jolie in the last picture

vizkiz:
like what I updated few days ago

Some people people will start typing the obvious memory verse "no girl is ugly" but let me tell you the fact. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PRETTY just wait, you will start seeing them on this thread. And most of them no even get profile picture

So here goes my own list...



2. You Have Competed In three Or More Miss Nairaland Competitions Without Ever Making The Top Five. Aunty take heart, you no fine at all
(though thesono.fmark discussed the truth behind the competition)

Awon worwor girls oshi

TheSonOfMark:
Number two seems flawed. Miss Nairaland competition is more like a popularity poll. The most liberal and flirtiest female who frolicks most with the ubiquitous, perverted sex-starved members of my gender on this section and who is considered as the least snub tends to get more votes. It's more like the guys paying her back for being a willing accomplice in their decadent, needless chitchats and _cockteasing.
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PinkBarbie:
Not true. I do most of what you listed and I'm pretty.

PinkBarbie:
Not true. I do most of what you listed and I'm pretty.

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