vizkiz:
[b]like what I updated few days ago

Some people people will start typing the obvious memory verse "no girl is ugly" but let me tell you the fact. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PRETTY just wait, you will start seeing them on this thread. And most of them no even get profile picture

So here goes my own list...

1. They can never upload a picture without using filters
Like seriously that shiit is annoying, they deceive us with makeups in real life and still add filters to the already PAINTED face and upload it online. Those mumu boys will now start commenting
"Baby, you are so beautiful" awon oloriburuku gbogbo

2. You Have Competed In three Or More Miss Nairaland Competitions Without Ever Making The Top Five. Aunty take heart, you no fine at all
(though thesonofmark discussed the truth behind the competition)

3. 75% of girls with names like "sexy/queen/diva/cute/pretty/sugar/bae/mhiz attached to their moniker on facebook/Nairaland/baddo according to research are usually very awesomly, incredibly ugly on HND level

4. 70% of girls that support ChelseaFC are usually ugly. FACT!!!! Go and check those girl at sport section supporting chelsea and you will understand me better

5. You always upload pictures with your yansh facing the camera just because you think you have big yansh. I am so sorry aunty, that yansh can not make up for your face! You fugly!

6. Those girls that don't have profile pictures on Nairaland are ugly. #quote me anywhere.

7. They are always happy whenever a moniker(I.E Nneka123, rubey etc...) get BUSTED.... They usually feel relived cuz that girl that use to get all the boys is not real.

8. They will quote me and start typing rubbish as usual


Awon worwor girls oshi [/b]

na fight? no:1&4 almost rip my ribs apart....i can't stop laughing! btw,y r u always picking on girls? ur grugde against us dsnt seem to lessen bt escalates at every tick of d clock. wetin women do u? kilode?

figo05:

A witness is here. She's right. She's VERY ugly