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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 9:15pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Don't try this oo if you don't want to get beat up 5 Likes
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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 10:26pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Empiree: Lol, before they hand you to the police, they will first beat the whole hell out of you and eventually Hand you over to the police, and that's if you are Lucky. Otherwise if they should hand you over to nigerian soldiers, ol boy na RIP be that oh the kind beating wey you go chop, na for heaven you go wake up. Even if you were going to hell before, God would pity you and put you in Paradise 2 Likes |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 10:41pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Rilwayne001:Na so nigerian soldiers beat perzon pass? Where are human rights concerns? |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 10:43pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Excellent "vacancy Job" @the website tho
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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 11:02pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Empiree: I am yet to witness one, but back then in 2012 subsidy brouhaha, one egbon in my street died after receiving the beating of is life by them. The guy and other street guys were using the subsidy strike to extort money from motorists, soldiers caught them in the process and only him couldn't escape. According to eyewitness account, after receiving several Bulala, they started throwing him up without catching him whenever he's coming down. The guy died 5days later while receiving treatment. I almost fell victim as well one day. My sister bought me a knicker which happened to be their camouflage. Unknown to me that it's a crime to wear it in Nigeria, I wore it to the main road and I was attacked by 2 of them. Luckily for me, they came to visit a woman that I know and she pleaded on my behalf. Although they didn't beat me o, but they made me remove the knicker and left me to walk home with only my pants. That day, people were just looking at me like a mad man, lol Where are human rights concerns? Seems it's been a while since you visit Nigeria orr that you didn't really stay here to know how things are going on here. There's virtually nothing like 'human right concerns' here sir. 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 11:09pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: Kaki no bi leather. Atleast the woman 4 hide you nah. |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 11:12pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
FriendNG: They were about to pounce on me when the woman intervened. I was already shivering. That day ehn, I was just thanking my stars 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 11:16pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: I mean 4 her house b4 u get trouser. 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 11:21pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
FriendNG:Lol, it was at her shop, not house. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 11:43pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Rilwayne001:This is sad. He could simply charged to court nau. Why all this. Afterall, politicians do worse than this but they flexed their muscles on unarmed citizens. shaking my head I almost fell victim as well one day. My sister bought me a knicker which happened to be their camouflage. Unknown to me that it's a crime to wear it in Nigeria, I wore it to the main road and I was attacked by 2 of them. Luckily for me, they came to visit a woman that I know and she pleaded on my behalf. Although they didn't beat me o, but they made me remove the knicker and left me to walk home with only my pants. That day, people were just looking at me like a mad man, lolLol....Lord ave mercy. You were one step away from being statistic Seems it's been a while since you visit Nigeria orr that you didn't really stay here to know how things are going on here. There's virtually nothing like 'human right concerns' here sir.Sad.....thought human rights thing is really effective there. smh.... Long way to go man. Haven't stepped my foot there in almost 15yrs. Hopefully soon |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 11:55pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Empiree: 15 years kai Dah one be say, u done bcom foreigner. |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 11:59pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
FriendNG:Lol....probably 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 12:00am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Empiree: They left after beating him blue black. No one dare went after them, and so that was how the case died down. Lol....Lord ave mercy. You were one step away from being statistic Whatever that means Sad.....thought human rights thing is really effective there. smh.... Long way to go man. Haven't stepped my foot there in almost 15yrs. Hopefully soon 15years out there no be beans. It will probably take time before you can adjust back to our system here. Just know that things are totally negative here and prepare yourself to adjust to our ways. We'll be glad to have you back |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 12:06am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Empiree:Sure. If na pikin dem born 15 years back. He is an adult (adolescent) by now. |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 12:10am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: He is only visiting you and not coming back. Empire only knows OBJ's first regime. From then to now Nig has changed. |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 12:17am On Apr 15, 2017 |
FriendNG: Shut up before I slap you! He's coming back Empire only knows OBJ's first regime. From then to now Nig has changed. You can imaging all that he had missed. If not because he's spent so many years out there, I would've said he shouldn't come back till that Daura Mallam leaves Aso Villa |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 12:19am On Apr 15, 2017 |
FriendNG: Probably given birth to their 3rd child somewhere in Kano sef. Abi I lie? |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 12:19am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Rilwayne001:I kuku update myself lately whats going on there especially NL helps me a lot cus i lost contact with nigerians 100% for yrs. Only reconnected about 2014 through NL. Thats why u see me here often It keeps me at home somewhat. But then i looked back and i was like woow must be in the jungle long ago. Coming back there, i might traverse from one hotel to another for security reason cus i heard say kidnapping is the order of the day. My friend's younger brother who lives in Canada travelled to nija in 2008 was kidnapped. They needed ransom of #10m to free him. The poor boy was just a student and doing menial labor on the side. |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 12:29am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Empiree: Oh my God! this is actually a very serious problem and I will advise you to plan your move very very carefully and possibly don't involve peeps unless those you so much trust. Seriously Nigerians have become so devilish that they are willing to do anything to make money especially now that things are not going down well with most of us. No one can be trusted. Even ones family. Almost everyone has become a criminal. I pray Allah in his infinite Mercy guide you and bring you back home safely. 2 Likes |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 1:27am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Ameena |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 10:13am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Empiree: Things are not bad the way Nairaland and people like Riwan want it to look. You don't need any hotel to hide except if may be wia Rilwan stay (Ibadan) is bad. You shall live a comfortable life in Nigeria if u have money. 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 10:20am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: Not Kano but anyway. A person of 15 years of marriage should have at least 3 kids. An interval of 4-4 years. |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 10:23am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: Slap me now. It is still a temporary visit.
Not everyone has the hatred you posses for a northerner. So he may still ignore your advice. |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 1:03pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
FriendNG: Lol, things are better off in Ibadan than Kano 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 1:58pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: haha Listen to what you said again. Kano is no match to Ibadan (village) |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 6:13pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
FriendNG:I don't hate northeners, i only hate some troglodytes that originated from there like hell rufai, junaid Muhammed and co. Tambuwal, Dangote, Zarah Buhari and Sanusi are northerners and I like them. 2 Likes |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Nobody: 6:19pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
FriendNG: My Ibadan is not a village.... It's a nice place tbh *even though I haven't been there in a long time.* |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 6:27pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: Shatap b4 i tear u slap. You forget to include Buhari in those you hate. You will like Dangote now, em done develope your region. Sunusi done dey talk wetin u wan hear. Zahra Buhari: her beauty catch your attention. The only sincere love probably dia is Tambuwal. meanwhile Kano is no match 4 Ibadan. Kano na mother to Ibadan |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 6:28pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
snapscore: LOL is oh kay. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 6:42pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
FriendNG: I like Buhari, but i don't like his government. meanwhile Kano is no match 4 Ibadan. Kano na mother to Ibadan You sha want me to talk, but I won't. 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 6:59pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: You dont like Buhari government but you like Osinbanjo Government. Hypocrisy. |
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 7:11pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
FriendNG: I like Osinbajo government because he's not just more knowledgeable than Buhari, he's ale and healthier than him. Imagine the many travels he made to the SS and SE all in a bid to empower and improve our local produce, how many did Buhari made before he traveled for health reasons and how many has he made since he came back? 1 Like 1 Share |
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