Pweety4me:

Wat about d gurls dat r skinny who have it everywhere including their butt?

A sign they will hve big butt in the nearest future  

TOPE2000!:

No mind the girl . . . . .she too dey kill my dream sha
chiogo i go crasze for u o

Sorry oo. . .your dreams shall come true. Amen!!

follypimpi:


A sign they will hve big butt in the nearest future  

*jumping up and down* Yes!!!

follypimpi:


A sign they will hve big butt in the nearest future  

Lmao . . . funny enuff
skinny girls stretch marks are usually  

@chiogo
I no want the dream again

chiogo:

Sorry, I don't understand

_{You understand perfectly well. . .thanx 4 d complement earlier sha i appreciate am gon ni. .} .

Tope, my dear, e go better

follypimpi:

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But then again u need the right handler like moi to mke sure the butt comes out with the right proportion.How i hate blowin my own horns

Are you sure? I feel it growing already.

Pweety4me:

_{You understand perfectly well. . .thanx 4 d complement earlier sha i appreciate am gon ni. .} .

LOL I really don't understand. But whatever you're welcome

follypimpi:

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But then again u need the right handler like moi to mke sure the butt comes out with the right proportion.How i hate blowin my own horns

Don't worry,I've got her covered .

^ You do?

Naija babes are not the only ones who have stretch marks on their behinds. The propensity to develop stretch marks on one's behind is an innate trait, and all Naija babes do not have stretch marks on their behinds

^Exactly how can u blame him sef when it's all d 9ja babes dat he met dat don open dem yansh 4 am phewww!

chiogo:

^ You do?

Yeah I do, don't I?

ravenzord:

Yeah I do, don't I?

Told you I'm not into swinging anymore. Be satisfied.

Nna Mehn! I've not flirted _{too much} today, have I?

because it makes our behinds much more artistic looking. only ppl with strong appreciation for beautiful work of art can grasp the deep significance of stretch marks.

becos they have 2much of sex

Arsh shi.t , does too much of sex cuz s-marks again?

uhhh thats like all girls or something and i like it

na wa o, you have seen ALL the behinds of babes in naija? All hail thee!

poster naawaa for you how many behinds have you seen to make those conclusion

This thread had me rolling.   LMAO. Obviously some of you dont know what causes stretch marks-its skin that has been stretched. And yes, skinny people have them.lol.
 My guy would rather have a girl that is slim/fit with stretch marks than a babe with over protruding belly, that looks like she has already carried 5 children when all she has been doing is eating eba, rice,  and more rice.  mscheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.

TOPE2000!:

yeas cuz my behind is decorated with stretch marks.

lemme see n i will believe

poster u are wrong o not all of em have stretchmarks

follypimpi:


Kunbi no mind am,i will post u ADIAGBON so u can use it to rob em stretchiezzz so they can shine well well.

Ose jare

So Jack, i can gather by your comment that you are perfect in every way? Gods gift to womankind Whatever!!!!

What kind of monkey thread is this??

I Neva knew stretch marks were distributed nation by nation

All women get stretch marks that's even a lie

Cos men have It too thiers is even more nasty cos they Neva moisturize thier skin

Some of them dissapear when u finish growing

Some take along time to go

And some don't go at all

Depends on the individual

ayettymama:

What kind of monkey thread is this??

I Neva knew stretch marks were distributed nation by nation

All women get stretch marks that's even a lie

Cos men have It too thiers is even more nasty cos they Neva moisturize thier skin

Some of them dissapear when u finish growing

Some take along time to go

And some don't go at all

Depends on the individual

yadayadayada so in order words u have stretch marks too.

It's because of intense activity!

^^doing what

tbaba

youve started smoking pot again?

youve been good for a while

but now your off again??

today is sunday

i forgive you!

Why are do all Omocalabar unable to write proper English?
Why are do all Omocalabar appear such stereotypical gits?
Why are do all Omocalabar so bored as to start daft and random threads?
Why are do all Omocalabar feel the need to start a thread at all, when the contents make as little sense as this one does?

And lastly, why are do all Omocalabar come across as brainless m0rons?

Siena:

Why are do all Omocalabar unable to write proper English?
Why are do all Omocalabar appear such stereotypical gits?
Why are do all Omocalabar so bored as to start daft and random threads?
Why are do all Omocalabar feel the need to start a thread at all, when the contents make as little sense as this one does?

And lastly, why are do all Omocalabar come across as brainless m0rons?

*Someone has just died of laughter here*