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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by ruskiee(m): 1:52pm On Feb 07, 2010
Hehe
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by dapsycool(m): 3:56pm On Feb 07, 2010
[size=20pt]what is the difference between stretchmarks and chicken pox?
Everyone with stretchmarks should be quarantined.[/size]

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 4:01pm On Feb 07, 2010
dapsycool:

[size=20pt]what is the difference between stretchmarks and chicken pox?
Everyone with stretchmarks should be quarantined.[/size]

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by cooltobex(m): 5:55pm On May 29, 2010
I think its more of naturally, except for those who have used one chemical or the other, they call cream.
Stretch marks will either make you look good or totally repulsive. either way it is not your fault.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 5:35am On Sep 20, 2010
This one is very simple. Naija babes get urobo, hence the stretch marks. Oyinbo babes get nyansh wen resemble pancakes, doors, concrete slabs, etc. Growth doesn't occur for that region after 8 years of age. Naija babes? Our own continues to blossom. Stretch marks are part of the beauty. If you no like, make you carry de go. Someone else go appreciate tongue
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by InkedNerd(f): 6:18am On Sep 20, 2010
OP, this thread is a load of crap
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 6:19am On Sep 20, 2010
@poster, ask mother nature
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by ceasyc(f): 6:37am On Sep 20, 2010
all of dem shocked = BIG LIE
c yeye question

y do sum guys (men) have stretch marks on their behind n other parts of their bodies
= NA NATURE/GOD
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by noblegas2(m): 6:57am On Sep 20, 2010
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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 10:18am On Sep 20, 2010
Lol, some people should just take am easy haha. If we all spent 2 seconds hounding all the yeye posters for NL, we go die by Thursday due to excessive stress and hypertension lol.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 12:02pm On Sep 20, 2010
@poster,so you've been peeing at different asses jxt to see a mark?
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by ademiller(f): 3:33pm On Oct 09, 2010
@poster, how did u know all nigerian ladies have it on their a rsses? have u slept wit all f them?

infact they should seek out dis poster and maim him.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 4:20pm On Oct 14, 2010
ademiller:

@poster, how did u know all nigerian ladies have it on their a rsses? have u slept wit all f them?

infact they should seek out dis poster and maim him.

I wonder oooooooooo
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Wumine(f): 10:24am On Oct 15, 2010
Maybe its because we all have BOOTY!

@ poster: aw u take find out now? all
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by queeneve: 10:26am On Oct 15, 2010
You know each stretch mark is unique like fingerprint, WE ALL HAVE OUR SIGNATURE STRETCHIES, EVEN THE MEN, but sadly it isn't in the diccck department, We will never see stretch marks in that area from the NL MEN,
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 11:30am On Oct 15, 2010
queeneve:

You know each stretch mark is unique like fingerprint, WE ALL HAVE OUR SIGNATURE STRETCHIES, EVEN THE MEN, but sadly it isn't in the diccck department, We will never see stretch marks in that area from the NL MEN,

Queeneve,who told u that,for your information i gat a tatoo not even a stretch mark on my prick.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Creamish(f): 12:11pm On Oct 15, 2010
@ poster . .herez a guaranteed way to get an answer for ur intelligent question . . cheesy

stand in the middle of 3rd mainland bridge or any other busy road of ur choice (ur aim here is to get crushed beyond repair . . pls take note) . . . . .then on ur way to HELL, take a 5 mins detour to HEAVEN and ask God y he gave ALL chicks stretchmarks . . .feel free to ask him about d other SMART questions ur deformed brain musta conjured . .but remember : u have ONLY 5 mins to spend there . .

. . .lastly . .n most importantly . . . when u get to HELL, dont forget to fill d oda foolz askin d same dumb questions in. . . goodluck! wink
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by queeneve: 1:29pm On Oct 15, 2010
Do you understannnnnd the wooooords that are commming out of my mouuuuuth,


I said men SADLY won't have stretch marks on their diiiick, YOU GOT A TATTOO , THAT IS NOT A STRETCH MARK BOO,
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by ShyOne(f): 3:59pm On Oct 15, 2010
Wow,

Our cultures are REALLY DIFFERENT.

Stretch marks?  Stretch marks are soo faint especially those during puberty.

I recall clearly how EXCITED YOU WOULD GET TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO HAVE A STRETCH MARK.

Stretch Marks - SPECIFICALLY MARK the areas where the skin expands.  So as soon as you start growing from a tight little girl into a very curvaceous, sexy woman.  Is the growth of a stretch mark.

I used to beg God to give me stretch marks.  Because that meant I didn't have a flat azz any longer.  My thighs and buttocks grew from broom sticks into well formed soft feminine legs and a butt that was tight and solid enough to lift and hold a glass of water without spilling that I could walk from one side of the room to the next without wasting - carried, perched on my azz.

That was the GLORY of being able to have a stretch mark.

All stretch marks aren't ugly, discolored, different colors.  There are many stretch marks that are faint and blend well with the color of your skin and are barely noticeable - because if you have firm bosoms, a great shapely azz, small waist and abdominals, a beautiful smile and all he is doing is looking at stretch marks - kick him out and replace him with someone that can't wait to touch, smell, lick every stretch that's marked your body.

Stay in shape and tone your body - he won't notice or even CARE about a stretch mark and he will love you to the point of suffocation.

I have NEVER heard a complaint about a stretch mark from a man only boys, think like this.  What a Pity,  Wowww,
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by queeneve: 9:30pm On Oct 15, 2010
Shy,

When men are screwing the women, they are not looking for stretch marks,
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by ShyOne(f): 9:32pm On Oct 15, 2010
I totally agree with Queen

I'm sorry, I will calm down - I just sometimes cannot believe what I am reading - this crazy mess.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by kokoye(m): 9:43pm On Oct 15, 2010
Martin Lawrence said he'd lick in-between the lines grin
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by sessy2(f): 9:51pm On Oct 15, 2010
its becos we have big behind naw. the thing dat kill you guys.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by sleekch1c(f): 12:15am On Oct 16, 2010
Creamish:

@ poster . .herez a guaranteed way to get an answer for your intelligent question . . cheesy

stand in the middle of 3rd mainland bridge or any other busy road of your choice (your aim here is to get crushed beyond repair . . pls take note) . . . . .then on your way to HELL, take a 5 mins detour to HEAVEN and ask God y he gave ALL chicks stretchmarks . . .feel free to ask him about d other SMART questions your deformed brain musta conjured . .but remember : u have ONLY 5 mins to spend there . .

. . .lastly . .n most importantly . . . when u get to HELL, dont forget to fill d oda foolz askin d same dumb questions in. . . goodluck! wink

u re the only one dat spoke my mind here, i think the poster is badly retarded, and u numbskull,hw many races of women ve u seen their backside?do u knw dat most women, i repeat not only nigerian women ve stretches on their backside?better do ur homework(dat is,if u got any brain in that skull of urs) b4 coming here to post boolsheet! angry
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 5:56pm On Nov 15, 2010
@ OP: Dunce. angry
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by femmy2010(m): 6:40pm On Nov 15, 2010
All 9ja babes?
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by seshejame: 1:03am On Nov 16, 2010
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by 190: 10:55am On Apr 25, 2011
BABE please could you come and address this issue on ground please


I dont wanna cite examples cos if i talk its world war 3

Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by BABE3: 11:03am On Apr 25, 2011
First of all, GBAGAUN! at the topic!!!  cheesy

@ OP or whoever!

lol--- Here we go again! Everybody is prone to have stretch marks!!!! Just like everybody is prone to die!

It's a "GENERAL" thing. Geez! Can we stop acting like illiterates?! It's embarrassing,  embarassed embarassed



190, are you happy now?
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by 190: 11:25am On Apr 25, 2011
^ But i didnt say anything so why calling me out grin grin

U know if i had opened my mouth what wud av came out

so i better just lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by BABE3: 11:27am On Apr 25, 2011
I wasn't calling you out. cool I was just asking if you were happy that I did what you asked me to do! tongue

Talk now! What do have to say? undecided
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by 190: 11:29am On Apr 25, 2011
Zips lips lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


cos what i av 2 say is enough to start a war

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