Eeerm, am not usually on this section, just saw this comedy skit.... you caught your spouse with another dude/lady doing it live.... while yelling and all, the dude/lady offered you a trillion dollars cash.... what would you do ? . TGIF

collect the money already

whose sane person would want to think otherwise

majekdom2:
Eeerm, am not usually on this section, just saw this comedy skit.... you caught your spouse with another dude/lady doing it live.... while yelling and all, the dude/lady offered you a thrillion dollars cash.... what would you do ? . TGIF

I wud go with my spouse

My integrity nd dignity!!!!!!!

can never be bought with money!!!!!

Give me the money, my boo would be proud of me for taking the money self.

halfrica:


I wud go with my spouse

My integrity nd dignity!!!!!!!

can never be bought with money!!!!!

ok, make me understand the integrity you talking.... your " spouse " already messed up.

Offer me trillion after fuvking my boo? is she mad or what?btw i dont joke when it comes to my boo but op i will collect d money and tell dem dey can continue fuvking den trillion for each time dey fuvk.

When Witches and wizard in your village use your picture to fan themselves

halfrica:


I wud go with my spouse

My integrity nd dignity!!!!!!!

can never be bought with money!!!!!

majekdom2:
ok, make me understand the integrity you talking.... your " spouse " already messed up.

no one is above mistake
Yeah he messed up!
Bt i wudnt giv up on him!

Tho m nt planning on getting married bt if i do! I will never giv up on my man!
he wud b my nigga my everything!

silverprince413:
When Witches and wizard in your village use your picture to fan themselves

M nt like u who dont value d convenant of marriage!!!!!!!

If you thinking which to choose between a Trillion dollars and ur bae





Just remember the one that will be Loyal to you anytime



This Bîtch ain't loyal

A "thrillion" doesn't exist, I'd take the spouse, thanks

We aren't married yet.

Money first before anything

halfrica:


M nt like u who dont value d convenant of marriage!!!!!!!

so the covenant encourages adultery?

I see...

silverprince413:
so the covenant encourages adultery?

I see...

No!

But he without a sin shd b d first to cast the stone!!!!!!!!!!

give me the fucking money joor

and i will have 10 fucking loyal boo"s

First off, is it US dollars or Zimbabwean Dollars?

halfrica:

No!

But he without a sin shd b d first to cast the stone!!!!!!!!!!

pretence sha!!

I will collect the money and buy another boo.

what is even the meaning of boo?

silverprince413:
pretence sha!!

Truly m crios

Most of my ex had side chicks nd i still stayed we broke up cos i get tired nd bored

Bipolar trait sha

1 trillion dollars Syntax error when converted to Naira?? Only a fool/enemy of progress would say no

halfrica:

Truly m crios

Most of my ex had side chicks nd i still stayed we broke up cos i get tired nd bored

Bipolar trait sha

however,, money is everything..

One trillion dollars can get I and my generation a better life and moreover,many spouses and hoes and bitches to go with for the rest of our lives



*That's my mind*


Quotes from mentally challenged people are also welcomed

Sugarhugs:
Give me the money, my boo would be proud of me for taking the money self.

Na so ooo