so i remba dis one time, dat am chillin wit dis beatiful light skin american chic like dis an am gettin supa horrrny

we were washin a movie wen ma peniis jus start gettin supa hard like zuma rock. is gettin soo hard dat dose dat do mounten climing can brag dat dey clim to de top of ma peniis on dia resume

so i av to go to d kishen an dint no wat to do as am wearin jus lite basket ball short

so i jus stand up an she see my full erect peniis pushin ma short nicka an she jus begin to laugh



daz wen am jus like "fvck it" an i remuv d hole short nicka to show ha ma full peniis, she jus luk me like

we in d bisnez call dis move " D NAKID MAN" (how i met ur moda)

so she start to b embarass an i jus beg ha, "pleas jus hol it dear, pleas"

afta 1 minites of beggin, she jus grab my hard peniis wit ha han, yeeeeeeessss

so i begin to fvck ha han an she jus laughin at me

she dint let me fvck ha doe

but at lease ma peniis become sof agen


konji yyyyy

you screwed the wrong hole.

VaselineWarrior:
so i remba dis one time, dat am chillin wit dis beatiful light skin american chic like dis an am gettin supa horrrny
we were washin a movie wen ma peniis jus start gettin supa hard like zuma rock. is gettin soo hard dat dose dat do mounten climing can brag dat dey clim to de top of ma peniis on dia resume
so i av to go to d kishen an dint no wat to do as am wearin jus lite basket ball short
so i jus stand up an she see my full erect peniis pushin ma short nicka an she jus begin to laugh

daz wen am jus like "fvck it" an i remuv d hole short nicka to show ha ma full peniis, she jus luk me like
we in d bisnez call dis move " D NAKID MAN" (how i met ur moda)
so she start to b embarass an i jus beg ha, "pleas jus hol it dear, pleas"
afta 1 minites of beggin, she jus grab my hard peniis wit ha han, yeeeeeeessss
so i begin to fvck ha han an she jus laughin at me
she dint let me fvck ha doe
but at lease ma peniis become sof agen
konji yyyyy

You mean so hard like Zuma rock

respect80:


You mean so hard like Zuma rock

yea bro, so embrasin, but i use it to ma avantage

Excess of porn movies causes a lot. By the way what type of movie were u two watching?

VaselineWarrior:


yea bro, so embrasin, but i use it to ma avantage

Next time just apply NaOH (sodium hydroxide) it will calm down

VaselineWarrior:


yea bro, so embrasin, but i use it to ma avantage

For once you didnt remember to reach into your pocket for Vaseline. Explains that this wasn't real but ur fantasy. Not bad for your first fiction writing.