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10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 7:57am On Nov 23, 2015
There are variety of acts ladies display
when they visit guys, and they want to
avoid s3x just to protect their dignity. In
fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts…
As a matter of fact, some of them will still
fall prey.
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide
Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na
so I lock door. The lady stood up
immediately and demanded I opened the
door, saying she was suffocating of heat.
For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet
she didn’t trust me.


2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her
Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you
might have noticed it. Once she starts
seeing your moves, she will PING or send
her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM, that she
should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone
will start ringing at intervals, she will pick
and start begging the person to kindly give
her 5minutes to show up


3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3 hours with
you; she had barely spent 45mins, and
starts heading towards the door when she
notices your boxers is having a different
shape, she says “my mom should be
expecting me by now cos I told her I
wouldn’t stay long”


4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine
paid me a visit. She entered into my room
and refused to sit on the chair or bed.
Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree;
oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree;
oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree
oooo… Could you believe this lady said she
was comfortable and stood for nearly 30
minutes


5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for
the toilet, saying she wanted to change her
pad. Immediately, I begin para like person
wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate
for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In
watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will
focus on the movie as if they are writing
their final year exam.


7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you
that you are the first guy that she will be
stepping her feet into his room. This is to
signal to you that courtesy demands you
don’t initiate sex


8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure
themselves. Those who are not too sure of
themselves will wear a jean trouser that will
be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri.


9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that
she will be coming with a friend. She
suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s
just one of those things.


10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be
fasting in a bid to signal to you that No
show at all. Funny enough, some of them
will mistakenly eat bubble gum.
Feel free to add yours


#copied from wizkidblog.com
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by iceberylin(m): 7:58am On Nov 23, 2015
What happened to paragraphs undecided
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 8:00am On Nov 23, 2015
Any sharp guy man wey wan chop go still chop

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by Hero10001: 8:15am On Nov 23, 2015
Unarticulated write-up.
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by obiorathesubtle: 8:48am On Nov 23, 2015
Space your shÎt or stick it up your aSs!
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:23am On Nov 23, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Space your shÎt or stick it up your aSs!
must u be vulgar this early monday morning.biko jiri nwayoo na obughi m bu ihe isi ike di na obodo a.
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by IamLEGEND1: 9:29am On Nov 23, 2015

Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:36am On Nov 23, 2015
Recycled!
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by obiorathesubtle: 9:36am On Nov 23, 2015
duchess25:

must u be vulgar this early monday morning.biko jiri nwayoo na obughi m bu ihe isi ike di na obodo a.
grin nwanyi oma. E welu iwe.

Otutu oma!



Happy birthday sha! smiley
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:43am On Nov 23, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
grin nwanyi oma. E welu iwe.

Otutu oma!



Happy birthday sha! smiley


nsogbu adighi anaghi m ewezi iwe maka na i bu nwafor igbo.

grin
obiorathesubtle:
grin nwanyi oma. E welu iwe.

Otutu oma!



Happy birthday sha! smiley


nsogbu adighi anaghi m ewezi iwe maka na taa bu ubochi ncheta omumu m.daalu rinne
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:47am On Nov 23, 2015
Recirculated, but noted.

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by obiorathesubtle: 9:48am On Nov 23, 2015
duchess25:



nsogbu adighi anaghi m ewezi iwe maka na i bu nwafor igbo.

grin


nsogbu adighi anaghi m ewezi iwe maka na taa bu ubochi ncheta omumu m.daalu rinne

imela ezigbo nwanne grin ka o di gi mma

Ihe nile gbasara gi na ubochi taa ga a di na mma

Chineke gozie gi!

Ihe obula I choro, chineke ga enyekwa gi ya

Ubochi ncheta omumu oma!!!!!
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:50am On Nov 23, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
imela ezigbo nwanne grin ka o di gi mma

Ihe nile gbasara gi na ubochi taa ga a di na mma

Chineke gozie gi!

Ihe obula I choro, chineke ga enyekwa gi ya

Ubochi ncheta omumu oma!!!!!
amii ooo.daalu nnaa

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys by Youngpo413: 10:47am On Dec 10, 2015
duchess25:
There are variety of acts ladies display
when they visit guys, and they want to
avoid s3x just to protect their dignity. In
fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts…
As a matter of fact, some of them will still
fall prey.
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide
Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na
so I lock door. The lady stood up
immediately and demanded I opened the
door, saying she was suffocating of heat.
For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet
she didn’t trust me.


2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her
Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you
might have noticed it. Once she starts
seeing your moves, she will PING or send
her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM, that she
should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone
will start ringing at intervals, she will pick
and start begging the person to kindly give
her 5minutes to show up


3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3 hours with
you; she had barely spent 45mins, and
starts heading towards the door when she
notices your boxers is having a different
shape, she says “my mom should be
expecting me by now cos I told her I
wouldn’t stay long”


4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine
paid me a visit. She entered into my room
and refused to sit on the chair or bed.
Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree;
oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree;
oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree
oooo… Could you believe this lady said she
was comfortable and stood for nearly 30
minutes


5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for
the toilet, saying she wanted to change her
pad. Immediately, I begin para like person
wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate
for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In
watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will
focus on the movie as if they are writing
their final year exam.


7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you
that you are the first guy that she will be
stepping her feet into his room. This is to
signal to you that courtesy demands you
don’t initiate sex


8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure
themselves. Those who are not too sure of
themselves will wear a jean trouser that will
be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri.


9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that
she will be coming with a friend. She
suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s
just one of those things.


10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be
fasting in a bid to signal to you that No
show at all. Funny enough, some of them
will mistakenly eat bubble gum.
Feel free to add yours


#copied from wizkidblog.com
staying away from guys completely is easier,safer and more better than all these long thing.

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