all this babes way full my street and church,I go come leave them dy masturbate? haba! this is serious... mama nnkach come and see what ur son is doing here

Congratulation u just got a way out of the disease called masturbation

bibijay123:
My bestie( male) currently have ED (erectile dysfunction)cos of masturbation

Ehn?? Am I see what am saw?? Your friend now has difficulty maintaining an erec†̥ion because of over-wanking?

*Hastily replaces all the jars of Vaseline on night stand with Aboniki Balm*

Maybe now my brain go hear word

greenstar:
is this supposed to be a taunt or advice..
mind you I abstained for close to a month...and I intend to stop it ..you can stop it too...

if others can stop I surely can...

You stopped because your mum walked in on you...

Sorry bro, ndo, kpele. Wishing you all the best and hoping that your palm would not be greased by that ointment again. My fear is that you would run back to the oil soon. I pray you stay the phuck away from oil especially the greasy types.

My confession...

I was 17 then, I went to church on a Sunday, saw this very hot girl with the most succulent ukwu. The ushers should not have let her in in such dress...I had my 'virgin oil' blessed by the pastor but guess what? I used the oil to exorcise and expunge the demon of the girl that followed me home instead of using it for prayers to save my soul...you won't believe the amount of colostrum that left me that afternoon. I stopped but continued using that oil to lubricate 'things' when she feels dry.

The result...I failed Jamb as it was called then twice...narrowly missing out on the cut off mark...in fact Admissions called the name of the guy in front of me then shut the door in my face...did I tell you I also got caught twice.

Allamdulahi, I have stopped permanently.

Booyakasha:
Aha, you're so full of teen angst. Masturbation is very normal and natural, but it's not good for you if it's causing you emotional trauma, affecting a part of your life or if you're over doing it..

About your mom, i think you should go back to being the normal usual boy you use to be, don't let guilt cloud your mind and drift you away from your mom. Just pretend like nothing happened

As she(d mom) will also act like nothing happened...

Nice eyes BTW...

greenstar:
option A is out of question.. my mom is more like my gf and best friend but dunno why I feel so ashamed to talk to her about it...God!!

bro, u can invite me, I'll help talk to her about it for u... (u'll only have to pay my transport)

alterswerve:
Wow! Bruv, you can achieve waheva you set your mind upon to achieve.

Let's just say for advice sakes, i've been in a similar situation. What I did thereafter? I just continued relating with my mum like nothing happened. One day, while we were talking, she just talked about the issue and told me that she was disappointed, and that i should not do it again.


The actual situation was that she saw a love letter i wrote to a girl. At that time i was 9 years old. She said those kinda things shouldn't be what should be on my mind.


Mind you, i watch porn too, but its mostly out of curiosity not for pleasure sakes


About porn and masturbation, well, read the first sentence i posted

thanks so much bro

idinc:
Congratulation u just got a way out of the disease called masturbation

I pray so bro

gvhudgh

lalasticlala please this boy needs serious help...
ma$turbation is fast becoming a serial killer... front page please

It takes the grace of God to stop masturbation. I repeat, the grace of God, and not any counselling or advice from anybody.




Seriously masturbating with my lotion while typing this.

obiorathesubtle:
sorry bro. Life commitment. You aint going anywhere. You're hooked for life.

The first day you felt the pleasure, that was the day you sold your soul to masturbation, and just like the devil, once you sign a contract, you cannot unsign the contract man!



Your soul is no longer yours



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha ahaha haahaa *coughs*

Bye!

dts nt true, pple get ova it, pple stop it. Jxt put ur mind over it nd try nt 2alws b alone or idle. And of course pray abt it, if possible fast

naughtynaughty:
dts nt true, pple get ova it, pple stop it. Jxt put ur mind over it nd try nt 2alws b alone or idle. And of course pray abt it, if possible fast

I know, I just felt like discouraging him.

I publicly denounce m@sturbation as it is ungodly...God help me...This is one decision I am so pleased that you have made in your life. if you ever continue like that, then you must be making this three biggest mistake in your life. (1) you may not be satisfied sexually by your partner when you get maried (2)God will not be pleased with you. (3) you probably will loose your soul to hell fire. congratulations my friend. about your mum, its just going to last within a short period of time. only pretend as if it's nothing. besides it's better to be seen by your mother than to be seen in he'll.

Ma dad once caught me watching porn..but I felt free.just feel free bro

bibijay123:
. Why not try counselling, its not a one day job and you can still help ur self now b4 its too late. My bestie( male) currently have ED ( erectile dysfunction)cos of masturbation.pls seek free professional help now

Ain it already what he's doing?

How do people masturbate sef?

If you have illegal sex and crticize the op, you a first class hpyocryte,
i feel the pressure is too much in this age,95% of guys out there either engage in illicit sex or masturbation, either they admit it or not, it remains a fact.

Ur mom too kind. She no carry pestle knack down ya John?? "She's jus too kind" #eddie murhpy's voice

The guy must have already seen his mum by now... reason why he hasn't been able to update us since








































OP is dead

Czar01:
The guy must have already seen his mum by now... reason why he hasn't been able to update us since





OP is dead

lmao!!! Why evuulls?

greenstar:
I am so down right now as i type this.

my mom just caught me wanking off..

it all started this morning when I had an uncontrollable urge to self-service...
I hurriedly took my cream rubbed some on my palms and started pleasuring myself.. in that excitement I forgot to lock the door and !!! mom just busted in on me as she saw my erected p€nis and Immediately closed the door..

I haven't been able to come out of my room so sincE this afternoon as I can't look her in the face..
I don't know what she might be thinking of me now...



dear brothers and sisters. m@sturbation kills..

I was once a bright extroverted guy with looks to die for..but all that changed when I made the disastrous decision to m@sturbate..
since then I have become a loner always looking for an opportunity to be alone so as to self-service off..
I discarded all my friends as I just wanted to be alone..

my looks changed..I don't know if there is a scientific proof that wanking changes your good looks but my face is my proof..

I publicly denounce m@sturbation as it is ungodly...God help me...


please have this ever occurred to you and how did you handle it?

good evening

LMAOOOOOO.

greenstar:
I am so down right now as i type this.

my mom just caught me wanking off..

it all started this morning when I had an uncontrollable urge to self-service...
I hurriedly took my cream rubbed some on my palms and started pleasuring myself.. in that excitement I forgot to lock the door and !!! mom just busted in on me as she saw my erected p€nis and Immediately closed the door..

I haven't been able to come out of my room so sincE this afternoon as I can't look her in the face..
I don't know what she might be thinking of me now...



dear brothers and sisters. m@sturbation kills..

I was once a bright extroverted guy with looks to die for..but all that changed when I made the disastrous decision to m@sturbate..
since then I have become a loner always looking for an opportunity to be alone so as to self-service off..
I discarded all my friends as I just wanted to be alone..

my looks changed..I don't know if there is a scientific proof that wanking changes your good looks but my face is my proof..

I publicly denounce m@sturbation as it is ungodly...God help me...


please have this ever occurred to you and how did you handle it?

good evening

Next time you want to self-service make sure you do it behind closed doors or around mid nite or probably when your mom or anyone isn't at home! meanwhile here's my piece

bibijay123:
1 Find something else u r so passionate abt n do it often so it kills ur urge to masturbate,2 try as much as possible to have ppl around u so u won't ve the chance to do it 3 go for a free counselling n if u r interested in counselling which s free send me ur pin or whatsapp no 4 stop watching porn,reading materials that will excite u 5 u r not alone in dis

Should I send u my whatsapp?

greenstar:
I have tried but the urge is too great...

Have u been able to STOP after all this years?

Op Op Op!!!
I have goodnews for u.
U started it so u can stop it.
I've had similar issues, mine was worse.
One old cargo during secondary school days came to class and started teaching we d youngsters how he does sumtn dat pleasures him. Then outta curiosity to be sure I'm a man, I decided to try it. Damn d feeling was 2nd to non.

That was how I started having trouble bt nw I'll tell u dat I no longer do it ooo.

U need to make sure u are finally ŕeady to leave it. Prepare ur mindset and follow the following steps:

1. Detest it in all ways. Dnt try to ever see it as sumtn good
2. Since u are just trying to stop it, u need to stop seeing porn movies, reading erotic stuffs even here on NL
3. Replace ur free time with sumtn useful. Mayb video games if u are like me bt nt alone o
4. If at all u later find ursef jerking again after trying so haRd to stop, dnt beat ursef up ok, it takes time. It's a gradual process.

Bt make sure u dnt ejaculate when u find ursef wanking ok. I knw it might make u a bit unease and restless, trust me when u discipline ursef to see beyond the pleasure u will successfully stop.

kelvinrhs:

Should I send u my whatsapp?

Why?

stevengerrard:
lalasticlala please this boy needs serious help...

ma$turbation is fast becoming a serial killer...
front page please

thanks

Booyakasha:
Aha, you're so full of teen angst. Masturbation is very normal and natural, but it's not good for you if it's causing you emotional trauma, affecting a part of your life or if you're over doing it..

About your mom, i think you should go back to being the normal usual boy you use to be, don't let guilt cloud your mind and drift you away from your mom. Just pretend like nothing happened

Masturbation is NOT normal

Well just walk up to your mum and explain ur condition to her,so that she won't park out of the house for you.

A lot of thing is going through her mind right now, or better still go and tell your pastor .

Guys una well done oooooooooo

bibijay123:


Why?

I thought u wanted to help by giving advice?