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My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 8:35pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
I am so down right now as i type this. my mom just caught me wanking off.. it all started this morning when I had an uncontrollable urge to self-service... I hurriedly took my cream rubbed some on my palms and started pleasuring myself.. in that excitement I forgot to lock the door and !!! mom just busted in on me as she saw my erected p€nis and Immediately closed the door.. I haven't been able to come out of my room so sincE this afternoon as I can't look her in the face.. I don't know what she might be thinking of me now... dear brothers and sisters. m@sturbation kills.. I was once a bright extroverted guy with looks to die for..but all that changed when I made the disastrous decision to m@sturbate.. since then I have become a loner always looking for an opportunity to be alone so as to self-service off.. I discarded all my friends as I just wanted to be alone.. my looks changed..I don't know if there is a scientific proof that wanking changes your good looks but my face is my proof.. I publicly denounce m@sturbation as it is ungodly...God help me... please have this ever occurred to you and how did you handle it? good evening 4 Likes |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by Booyakasha(f): 8:43pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Aha, you're so full of teen angst. Masturbation is very normal and natural, but it's not good for you if it's causing you emotional trauma, affecting a part of your life or if you're over doing it.. About your mom, i think you should go back to being the normal usual boy you use to be, don't let guilt cloud your mind and drift you away from your mom. Just pretend like nothing happened 11 Likes |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by ucheheart(m): 8:43pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Have you finally met eye to eye with your mum? I would like to read the part 2 of this story. Op keep me posted. 3 Likes |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by Monalisa185(f): 8:44pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
gobe |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by obiorathesubtle: 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
sorry bro. Life commitment. You aint going anywhere. You're hooked for life. The first day you felt the pleasure, that was the day you sold your soul to masturbation, and just like the devil, once you sign a contract, you cannot unsign the contract man! Your soul is no longer yours Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha ahaha haahaa *coughs* Bye! 11 Likes |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
ucheheart:I have practically been locked up since the incident.. |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by Nobody: 8:47pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Tell your mom what she saw wasn't what see thought she saw she would A) Not listen to you and punish you anyways B) Allow you to speak. Now, if she does A, no one can help but if it's B, well then, make up the lies as you go along However, there is a third choice. One that fills me with distaste and makes me want to puke : Tell her the truth. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by Nobody: 8:49pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
*smiling* |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 8:50pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:is this supposed to be a taunt or advice.. mind you I abstained for close to a month...and I intend to stop it ..you can stop it too... 3 Likes |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 8:51pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:is this supposed to be a taunt or advice.. mind you I abstained for close to a month...and I intend to stop it ..you can stop it too... if others can stop I surely can... |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 8:53pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
SirWere:option A is out of question.. my mom is more like my gf and best friend but dunno why I feel so ashamed to talk to her about it...God!! |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by hertz9te(m): 8:53pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Booyakasha:you is a programmer fo real? |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by bibijay123(f): 8:53pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
1 Find something else u r so passionate abt n do it often so it kills ur urge to masturbate,2 try as much as possible to have ppl around u so u won't ve the chance to do it 3 go for a free counselling n if u r interested in counselling which s free send me ur pin or whatsapp no 4 stop watching porn,reading materials that will excite u 5 u r not alone in dis 5 Likes |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by Nobody: 8:57pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
greenstar:Like I said, you can either freestyle with your lie or you can say this truth. In any case, you will both remember this moment till you die. |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by obiorathesubtle: 8:58pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
greenstar:call it whatever, taunt, advice. Your call! Abstained for close to a month? Just how did you feel when you couldn't go on? Yea! That's the devil caressing you with his sharp claws! I don't jerk off man, not anymore.. I used to, in secondary school. I won't tell you how I could stop. Hustle for yourself bro! Job done! Bye! |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by Nobody: 9:00pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
you said it all sooooooo sad!! |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by flokii: 9:02pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
@OP pele.. you no get girlfriend ni? funny enof... self-service*ng or watever has never crossed my mind for once... doesn't feel or sound normal to me just like you trying to tickle yoursef... OP get help... before it becomes an addiction |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 9:02pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:job done? when you couldn't help me? so why comment on the thread when you ain't got no advice for me? karma is real |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by DatBenueBoi(m): 9:02pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Booyakasha: Booyakasha:Not when the mum is a bad ass born again oo |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
bibijay123:I have tried but the urge is too great... |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by IamLEGEND1: 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
ur mama catch you doing the needful!!!
o boi I no get advice..... 2 Likes
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Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by jrerico1(m): 9:15pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
bro I feel your pain. Anytime the thought of masturbation comes just put it in mind that you wont do it that day. |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 9:17pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:then why bother commenting? |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by IamLEGEND1: 9:19pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
greenstar:coz I wan laugh u |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar: 9:21pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
jrerico1:it ain't that easy.. once that thought creeps to my mind I find myself falling over and over again.. Booyakasha:things will never be the same... oh God |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by IamTheophilus(m): 9:24pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Lol...dunno what to say |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by bibijay123(f): 9:26pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
greenstar:. Why not try counselling, its not a one day job and you can still help ur self now b4 its too late. My bestie( male) currently have ED ( erectile dysfunction)cos of masturbation.pls seek free professional help now 1 Like |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by ucheheart(m): 9:26pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
greenstar:ha ha ha, |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by jrerico1(m): 9:33pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
greenstar:Stop downloading porn. Theres a movie i wanted you watching, but i cant recall the title. Just try keep your self busy, make sure you dont do it that day. God help you |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by Cutehector(m): 9:50pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Laugh my ass out ...... .... |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by alterswerve(m): 10:05pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Wow! Bruv, you can achieve waheva you set your mind upon to achieve. Let's just say for advice sakes, i've been in a similar situation. What I did thereafter? I just continued relating with my mum like nothing happened. One day, while we were talking, she just talked about the issue and told me that she was disappointed, and that i should not do it again. The actual situation was that she saw a love letter i wrote to a girl. At that time i was 9 years old. She said those kinda things shouldn't be what should be on my mind. Mind you, i watch porn too, but its mostly out of curiosity not for pleasure sakes About porn and masturbation, well, read the first sentence i posted |
Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by obiorathesubtle: 10:10pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
greenstar:lol. You don't scare me. |
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