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My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!!! by princesunny(m): 2:08pm On Dec 04, 2015
1) 3 cows
2) 16 bags of rice
3) 72 litres of red oil
4) 15 iphone 6+
5) 12 bags of salt
6) 18 largest inch plasma tv with stabilizer
each
7) 2 range rover sport car....latest models pls
cool 150 imported Uk bags for her mother
9) 700 versace shoes not ABA made abeg
10) 5 apple laptops new ones
11) 5 ipads
12) 16 set of boxes from Dubai
13) 10 washing machines
14) 50 bags of Semovita and 45 bags of wheat
15) 1 big sack of kolanut
16) 20 dozen of boxers and singlets
17) 90 carton of frozen chicken
18) 98 crate of Mineral
19) 14 deep freezer must be of good product.
20) Must build a mansion for 8
member of her family and sponsor their kids to
study in Oxford university
21) Must open a shopping mall for her mother in
UK
22) You must treat her like a Queen
23) HER BRIDE PRICE WILL BE JUST 30 NAIRA COS WE'RE NOT SELLING HER OUT...

http://www.naijabeam.com/

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Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!!! by Cholls(m): 2:10pm On Dec 04, 2015
My sister i will buy your daughter.
Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!!! by Nobody: 2:12pm On Dec 04, 2015
You are already selling her even if it's N0.01

smiley

It's commerce:

A purchase exists when two parties exchange money for an Item! Money is money N30 or N0.1

cheesy

And as for the list.. you are trading her:

A trade exists when two parties exchange an item for an item. This is a Vintage trade in early Africa!

So I think you should print the receipt please smiley
Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!!! by Nobody: 2:14pm On Dec 04, 2015
gringrin This cracked me Up!
Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!!! by BrianRoss: 2:23pm On Dec 04, 2015
seriously

Wat if she is nt beautiful when given birth to lipsrsealed

na so u wan use ur pikin mk money for dis life?

Like d oga above me said, dis one is not marrige but a trade so print the receipt please

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Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!!! by jsleekk(m): 2:23pm On Dec 04, 2015
Op I see yur daughter growing more beard dan ojuku. cheesy
Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!!! by jonaifame22(m): 2:26pm On Dec 04, 2015
I jus hope u follow her every where she goes and make sure that her hymen is intact,cos if she gets deflowered before her marriage after paying for and buying all this things listed above then you've cheated the man angry
Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!!! by Nobody: 2:29pm On Dec 04, 2015
jonaifame22:
I jus hope u follow her every where she goes and make sure that her hymen is intact,cos if she gets deflowered before her marriage after paying for and buying all this things listed above then you've cheated the man angry

Bro have you not heard of "30 Days Money Back Guarantee "? Or "12 Months Warranty? "

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