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Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jan 18, 2016
When I look at a woman, she begins to feel like someone is touching her. My eyes are becoming a menace for me. It only affects women. When I gaze upon a woman, my eyes become hands touching her.

Just this evening, I was chatting with a girl when my eyes went to the crucifix on her neck. Before I could say Jack, she had given me a hot slap on my face and begun to accuse me of handling her breasts.

What sort of a gift (or curse) is this?
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 18, 2016
you're not a very good liar

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Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by shizzy7(f): 10:08pm On Jan 18, 2016
grin grin grin grin
Its a gift, use it wisely but you'll receive small beatings and insults sha....
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jan 18, 2016
Obioraaa:
you're not a very good liar

You got it right, bro. I am allergic to lies. I am actually telling the truth here.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by VickyRotex(f): 10:13pm On Jan 18, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Kayoski(m): 10:14pm On Jan 18, 2016
gift indeed.. its more like a curse to me.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jan 18, 2016
shizzy7:
grin grin grin grin

Its a gift, use it wisely but you'll receive small beatings and insults sha....

I intend replacing the eyes soon before someone's man beats the eyes out.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Cholls(m): 10:15pm On Jan 18, 2016
my brother with this your gift you will feed it when you take a trip to Allen roundabout.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jan 18, 2016
Kayoski:
gift indeed.. its more like a curse to me.
Yes, bro. Exactly the way I see it.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jan 18, 2016
folksync:


You got it right, bro. I am allergic to lies. I am actually telling the truth here.
doesn't look like the truth.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Elosky20: 10:17pm On Jan 18, 2016
cover ur eyes when talking to a lady b4 u rape her with ur eyes abeg o

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Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 18, 2016
Cholls:
my brother with this your gift you will feed it when you take a trip to Allen roundabout.

I hope someone doesn't smash a bottle over my head soon.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jan 18, 2016
Elosky20:
cover ur eyes when talking to a lady b4 u rape her with ur eyes abeg o

LOL, bro. I will remember that for sure.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by bqlekan(m): 10:20pm On Jan 18, 2016
dude, it's a gift, not a curse, quit looking at ladies in a lustful manner.. it's an Internal energy, you can channel it into lifting things from one location to the other. good luck bro.























see this mumu op, who you dey lie give? nah to pluck your eyes commot.. yeye man.. grin

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Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jan 18, 2016
Obioraaa:
doesn't look like the truth.

It is bro. Nothing but the truth.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jan 18, 2016
LoL!grin
You got that right. it's A big curse!undecided
nyways....Always Wear Sunglasses! problem solved!cheesy
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 18, 2016
bqlekan:
dude, it's a gift, not a curse, quit looking at ladies in a lustful manner.. it's an Internal energy, you can channel it into lifting things from one location to the other. good luck bro.























see this mumu op, who you dey lie give? nah to pluck your eyes commot.. yeye man.. grin

LOL. Not a lie, bro.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jan 18, 2016
bqlekan:
dude, it's a gift, not a curse, quit looking at ladies in a lustful manner.. it's an Internal energy, you can channel it into lifting things from one location to the other. good luck bro.























see this mumu op, who you dey lie give? nah to pluck your eyes commot.. yeye man.. grin

LOL. No be lie o, bro.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 18, 2016
guess you had so much to drink , today.

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Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 18, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin
You got that right. it's A big curse!undecided
nyways....Always Wear Sunglasses! problem solved!cheesy
Really? I will remember that. I will try it out.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jan 18, 2016
folksync:


Really? I will remember that. I will try it out.
Yeap! even at Nights!smiley


be The next "Phyno"...

Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Adasun(m): 10:27pm On Jan 18, 2016
op what hapn to bushes dat makes hwz dirty
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by boboLIL(m): 10:27pm On Jan 18, 2016
U r demonic... Cos I have nva seen eyes that have hands
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jan 18, 2016
PrimeMinisterr:
guess you had so much to drink , today.

It was not just today, bro. A lot of stories. If I begin, we won't leave here today.

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Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jan 18, 2016
Estharfabian:
Yeap! even at Nights!smiley


be The next "Phyno"...


It wasn't much help. My next door neighbour just accused me of tapping her on the butts.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Divepen1(m): 10:29pm On Jan 18, 2016
Why you too dey lie like this. he good for your eyes. He good for your eyes.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jan 18, 2016
boboLIL:
U r demonic... Cos I have nva seen eyes that have hands

I don't think I am, bro. I don't even believe in demons.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jan 18, 2016
Divepen1:
Why you too dey lie like this. he good for your eyes. He good for your eyes.

LOL. Bro, it is for real. My eyes really touch women physically, literally when I gaze at them, especially at specific spots.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Divepen1(m): 10:34pm On Jan 18, 2016
folksync:


LOL. Bro, it is for real. My eyes really touch women physically, literally when I gaze at them, especially at specific spots.
Record an event of such and send it

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Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jan 18, 2016
Divepen1:
Record an event of such and send it

I will try.
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jan 18, 2016
Op don't mind these people of little faith undecided I believe you die.






















Use your eye direct money from a cashier in a bank, get caught, make the headline in newspapers and I will believe you.



yeye dey smell cheesy
Re: Why I Can't Look At A Woman!!!!! by Nobody: 10:52pm On Jan 18, 2016
Lies! ....until I get a demonstration. wink

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