So yesterday I decided to take a break from the norm and so I took this girl out on a date and after
we
finish eating,
I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter
didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to
go look for change, and surprisingly she said I
was embarrasing
her, that I should act like a big boy and leave
the
change for the
waiter...
.
Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira
can do incase
she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two
fishes, if you are
lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed 5000
people... Is that the
money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60,
plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say
500
naira na small
money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic
malt
N100 and
remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say
500
naira na
chicken change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey
u
know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger
of
Arsenal will buy
with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that
this girl has never
given 500 naira offering for church o
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value
of 500 naira,
untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN
and
you have to pay
back.

Space booked

Mk I Laff abeg.. . To that chick Sha, mk common sense follow her..

poor pikin ! Nah bicos of 500 u nor go allow us breath again .u even list poverty food wey 500 fit buy. U dey dash free girl money but u can't lif 500 to d poor guy . I weak

Thanx for copying my post on fb

Lolzz...but d girl sef

lmao oh!

nlers sha


I am not suprised

Lols

Lwkmd

My brother hahaha nice one.

Lolz. Just because of 500 naira op, na you nor fit dash your own fellow guy, but you fit spend 3k for woman abi

eleko1:
poor pikin ! Nah bicos of 500 u nor go allow us breath again .u even list poverty food wey 500 fit buy. U dey dash free girl money but u can't lif 500 to d poor guy . I weak

make I send u my number make u send me MTN N500 ? swerve jot

SMARTKOSSY:
Thanx for copying my post on fb

hmm Nigerians sha

eleko1:
poor pikin ! Nah bicos of 500 u nor go allow us breath again .u even list poverty food wey 500 fit buy. U dey dash free girl money but u can't lif 500 to d poor guy . I weak

see dasuki pikin,very soon u will join ur papa in efcc custody

Laughing in Ashanti.

Emac34:
this OP nah stingy Dude

I guess u live in Germany or are related to Dasuki otherwise u would know 500 is big money

flamyd:
I guess u live in Germany or are related to Dasuki otherwise u would know 500 is big money

I was thinking it was Bill Gate

You wouldn't know what #500 can do until you are trapped in the closet and need only #500 to get your freedom. I once blasphemed when I lost my one, only and last #500 years back.. (Anyway, I have asked God for forgiveness)...

I am tired of seeing dis thread, everyday a different moniker will open dis same thread

Looool. Warriz dz

Well you spent 3k on lunch with her (it says a lot about you tho)...and what I don't get is how you were suppose to have #500 change in the first place. What naira denomination did you pay with?

omarithmetics:
Well you spent 3k on lunch with her (it says a lot about you tho)...and what I don't get is how you were suppose to have #500 change in the first place. What naira denomination did you pay with?

N1gga u smart

how many times I go see this kind post? abi na everybody dem dey owe change

#500 can help ur ministry at one olosho joint

omarithmetics:
Well you spent 3k on lunch with her (it says a lot about you tho)...and what I don't get is how you were suppose to have #500 change in the first place. What naira denomination did you pay with?

omarithmetics:
Well you spent 3k on lunch with her (it says a lot about you tho)...and what I don't get is how you were suppose to have #500 change in the first place. What naira denomination did you pay with?

op, I am interested in the answer to this question

It can buy you latex too for the dark world lol. You should've left the change for the waiter though. You'll be like "don't worry, keep the change". That would've been dope.

We know this story is fake.But assuming it is real,the lady should give the waiter the balance money since she is a "big girl ".How many ladies can spend N100 on a gentlemen without expecting N5000 in return?

omarithmetics:
Well you spent 3k on lunch with her (it says a lot about you tho)...and what I don't get is how you were suppose to have #500 change in the first place. What naira denomination did you pay with?

....luv de question