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I Have A Question by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jan 31, 2016

Straight to the point

While having sex with this mysterious girl, instead of the normal moans as 'awsh, Hmmm,Huuu, yooo, yaaa, hasss,suu-h-suu-h-suu etal , She begins to start to say nonsense sentences like 'yeeeh! Sex is sweeter than Honey!!, haa, fukc dat side very well, Hmmm issorait like that then begins to bleat like a goat then change gear and begin to give vibrations similitude to a snoring dog. So irritating that you suddenly go limp... and couldn't grab a refreshed e.rection . Are some other girls like this or is she her own kind of Evil spirit? It is strange to me!

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jan 31, 2016

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jan 31, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:

What hapun,u HV met this kind of meat be4 in d jungle?

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 9:55pm On Jan 31, 2016

pinceprinz:

What hapun,u HV met this kind of meat be4 in d jungle?

no sir

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jan 31, 2016

Different girls...different Type of Moans.

By the way...it seems You lost your virginity to her.

Coz if You've actually been with other girls...You wouldn't be asking If Other girls were like this.

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Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 9:57pm On Jan 31, 2016

MYSTERIOUS GIRL?? like you dunno know her from Adam?..and you still asking if she's her own evil spirit?

some guys shaaa...SMH

Re: I Have A Question by RexKexMilann: 10:00pm On Jan 31, 2016

O ..... My ..... God! shocked

Re: I Have A Question by octopusfreaky(f): 10:03pm On Jan 31, 2016

anything sweeter than xxxx again grin

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jan 31, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
no sir

i dont pray this kind of prayer for u o cos Na bad market. Going for spiritual cleansing if this new week doesn't go too well in fact. It WL be my yardstick sad

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 31, 2016

Oh my word. grin

How does a girl even bleat like a goat. shocked

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jan 31, 2016

pinceprinz:

i dont pray this kind of prayer for u o cos Na bad market. Going for spiritual cleansing if this new week doesn't go too well in fact. It WL be my yardstick

where did you pick her?

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
MYSTERIOUS GIRL?? like you dunno know her from Adam?..and you still asking if she's her own evil spirit?

some guys shaaa...SMH

kedu

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jan 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
MYSTERIOUS GIRL?? like you dunno know her from Adam?..and you still asking if she's her own evil spirit?

some guys shaaa...SMH

Is that what we are telling you , Even if I know the name of her grandfather's father, does that give her the right to behave like a witch in bed? angry

Get sense nah

Re: I Have A Question by IamLEGEND1: 10:19pm On Jan 31, 2016

Let me consult with my moan expert in Zambia

I'll get back to you shortly.

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jan 31, 2016

IamLEGEND1:
Let me consult with my moan expert in Zambia

I'll get back to you shortly.

Zambia? How Resourceful you are! Pls do bro be4 fear of the unknown kills somebody!

Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 10:27pm On Jan 31, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
kedu

Lol...who taught you that? do you even know the meaning?

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jan 31, 2016

pinceprinz:

Zambia? How Resourceful you are! Pls do bro be4 fear of the unknown kills somebody!

Brother, you dull no be small grin

moan expert indeed.

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jan 31, 2016

Estharfabian:
Different girls...different Type of Moans.

By the way...it seems You lost your virginity to her.

Coz if You've actually been with other girls...You wouldn't be asking If Other girls were like this.

Hold up sis, So, u moan like this? I brought the topic here to see if there are other people with this kind of weirdness. Its so alien to me cos its so unconventional. How I wish I have a voice record of what I'm trying to pass embarassed

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jan 31, 2016

Monalisa185:

Lol...who taught you that? do you even know the meaning?

lol. I sure do. But don't ask me to tell you. Cuz it's like asking me what 'hello' means

I know few Igbo words

Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 10:35pm On Jan 31, 2016

pinceprinz:

Is that what we are telling you , Even if I know the name of her grandfather's father, does that give her the right to behave like a witch in bed? ~~Get sense nah~~

Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 10:37pm On Jan 31, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
lol. I sure do. But don't ask me to tell you. Cuz it's like asking me what 'hello' means

I know few Igbo words

hehehe... you don use idea answer am na

errrmmm...a lil challenge... what other words do you know?

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 31, 2016

sylvalord:
Brother, you dull no be small moan expert indeed.

Hmmm, So u don't know how to smell sarcasm as old as you are? it was a tit for tat game jarey angry

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jan 31, 2016

Monalisa185:

hehehe... you don use idea answer am na

errrmmm...a lil challenge... what other words do you know?

lol. Good you figure

I know a lot. Atleast I know ifunanya and obim cheesy

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jan 31, 2016

Estharfabian:
Different girls...different Type of Moans.

By the way...it seems You lost your virginity to her.

Coz if You've actually been with other girls...You wouldn't be asking If Other girls were like this.

Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 10:45pm On Jan 31, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
lol. Good you figure

I know a lot. Atleast I know ifunanya and obim

..you forgotten who I am? SMARTASS

hehehehe... just as expected...just those? com'on!

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jan 31, 2016

Monalisa185:

..you forgotten who I am? SMARTASS

hehehehe... just as expected...just those? com'on!

yea, smartass you are wink

I know a few. Trust me. I'll exhaust the word limit if I have to type all here

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jan 31, 2016

Monalisa185:

What is wrong with that excellent sentence you cancelled cmon!

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jan 31, 2016

Monalisa185:

What is wrong with that excellent sentence you cancelled cmon!

Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 10:51pm On Jan 31, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
yea, smartass you are

I know a few. Trust me. I'll exhaust the word limit if I have to type all here

...true that......you try shaaa....dunno jack in Yoruba though...okay...I know a few as well....buh dunno how to put em down like you just did....shame!!....*covers face*

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jan 31, 2016

octopusfreaky:
anything sweeter than xxxx again

Have u taken undiluted milk mixed with pure honey be4?

Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jan 31, 2016

Monalisa185:

...true that......you try shaaa....dunno jack in Yoruba though...okay...I know a few as well....buh dunno how to put em down like you just did....shame!!....*covers face*

lol. It's no shame. Maybe you didn't mix with Yorubas while growing up. But I can be your personal tutor

How well you know Hausa?

Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 10:55pm On Jan 31, 2016

pinceprinz:

What is wrong with that excellent sentence you cancelled cmon!

nothing really...cancelled it because I got sense already na

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