I can never forget this set of ladies. I have dated ballonies of ladies but my experiences with these ladies will stitch to my memory till I (quench).
Without taking much sentences, i wil quickly list them below:
1. RECHARGE CARD: I use to tag her as my recharge card because she always like to send me recharge card. To be candid "mtn share & sell. Whenever am in need of airtime, she will be the next thing on my mind...
2. THE COOK: chai, i can never forge .........(name withheld) she knows how to cook more than her mother (not my mother). She is a Delta girl, she taught me how to eat starch-soup. Each time i got hungry she is the next thing that comes my mind..
3. WEDDING PLANNER: Oh my God, whenever we're together, what she likes discussing about is our wedding, how to print our invitation card, the kind of wedding she's going to wear, our matrimonial car, bed blah blah blah etc. I will just be hearing her (not listening). I will just smile but for my mind "don't you know the economy situation?"
4. Miss FASHION: I cant forget you oo, hmmmmm, she likes fashion, she knows how to combine colours. In the area, every guy talks about how she dresses. I thank God for her, she used to buy me shoes, clothes. Infact, she also helped to increase my swaggs. But the problem I have with her is that she is not intelligent, does'nt know how to sum up 2+2. Imagine when i ever asked her the capital of Nigeria, she replied me confidently and said IKEJA..
5. BED-MATICIAN: Chai, hmmmm, she top the list. I used to tag her as my comforter: she sabi the thing: she's the only one that use to remind me of my KONJI, her backstence is good and her breast-tense is better. I know some will say " MODENZY don spoil" but am just sharing my experience.

Share yours let's see.
Lalasticlala please do something.
Tosny2much say something.

no 6...the virgin girls

Your own na "Recharge card" abi? Mine is ATM card.
I've dated the cook, the wedding planner (I had to run away from that one abeg), and the bedmatician, and the fashion star.
Then I dated a combination of all 5 and she broke my heart.

K9Uneet:
Your own na "Recharge card" abi? Mine is ATM card.
I've dated the cook, the wedding planner (I had to run away from that one abeg), and the bedmatician, and the fashion star.
Then I dated a combination of all 5 and she broke my heart.

o boy, no b smal ting o

Nice experience just that i have no experience yet, i will use this criteria

if u don't meet them who will meet them for u

Tosyne2much , ur presence needed

Op you woulda space your work properly na...if na exam na, u for dan fail...u knw lecturers no dey get patience in marking script

@OP. what about the prayer warriors?

no one dey chop ur money?

because as every guy knows, except 4rm cookin an sex(not lik dat sha) its d other way round


Op tok truth we no go kill u



#team say d truth and it sha set u free

adepeter26:
Tosyne2much , ur presence needed

Baba, I dey observe ni oooo

firstking01:
Op you woulda space your work properly na...if na exam na, u for dan fail... u knw lecturers no dey get patience in marking script

Baba, I swear u no lie at all. Those lecturers no get patience like that

tosyne2much:
Baba, I dey observe ni oooo

Shift ma siddon near you na.

Help op complete na

tosyne2much:
Baba, I swear u no lie at all. Those lecturers no get patience like that

worst of all be say, most times wetin u write dey correct o, but because of bad arrengements, the lecturer no go give u full mark

adepeter26:


Shift ma siddon near you na.

Help op complete na

Baba, I neva date girl b4 so I no know wetin I fit add

tosyne2much:
Baba, I neva date girl b4 so I no know wetin I fit add

Na women you dey date na

Modenzy:
I can never forget this set of ladies. I have dated ballonies of ladies but my experiences with these ladies will stitch to my memory till I (quench).
Without taking much sentences, i wil quickly list them below:
1. RECHARGE CARD: I use to tag her as my recharge card because she always like to send me recharge card. To be candid "mtn share & sell. Whenever am in need of airtime, she will be the next thing on my mind...
2. THE COOK: chai, i can never forge .........(name withheld) she knows how to cook more than her mother (not my mother). She is a Delta girl, she taught me how to eat starch-soup. Each time i got hungry she is the next thing that comes my mind..
3. WEDDING PLANNER: Oh my God, whenever we're together, what she likes discussing about is our wedding, how to print our invitation card, the kind of wedding she's going to wear, our matrimonial car, bed blah blah blah etc. I will just be hearing her (not listening). I will just smile but for my mind "don't you know the economy situation?"
4. Miss FASHION: I cant forget you oo, hmmmmm, she likes fashion, she knows how to combine colours. In the area, every guy talks about how she dresses. I thank God for her, she used to buy me shoes, clothes. Infact, she also helped to increase my swaggs. But the problem I have with her is that she is not intelligent, does'nt know how to sum up 2+2. Imagine when i ever asked her the capital of Nigeria, she replied me confidently and said IKEJA..
5. BED-MATICIAN: Chai, hmmmm, she top the list. I used to tag her as my comforter: she sabi the thing: she's the only one that use to remind me of my KONJI, her backstence is good and her breast-tense is better. I know some will say " MODENZY don spoil" but am just sharing my experience.

Share yours let's see.
Lalasticlala please do something.
Tosny2much say something.

what's starch soup? it's ogwho soup

cuvox:


Na women you dey date na

I no sabi as dem dey take woo ladies

Hmm