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Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 10:07pm On Mar 31, 2016
Pls make una safe me. As i dey type this thing na die i dey so. i have been struggling to disengage my priick from my neighbour for the past 15mins to no avail. And its becoming more and more painful. I no wan embarrassment from other neighbours, so make una quick quick help me.
Please safe a soul abeg cry cry
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2016
Abeg mods make una help ooooo. This is serious matter. I never see this kind thing before. If una help me today, i swear i no go do again undecided cry
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by DickDastardly(m): 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2016
cheesy guy e don be for you. Na only babalawo wen do the jazz go fit un-gum you from the kpekus. Say hi to lucifer cheesy

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Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 31, 2016
make unah come oooooooooo.... grin
cc Lala are u hearing save a soul in a neighbour's sengemenge..
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by falconey(m): 10:13pm On Mar 31, 2016
grin
New weyrey in town.
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 10:15pm On Mar 31, 2016
DickDastardly:
cheesy guy e don be for you. Na only babalawo wen do the jazz go fit un-gum you from the kpekus. Say hi to lucifer cheesy
embarassed embarassed
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 31, 2016
Dis is wat happen,when person lack common sense cheesy
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 10:18pm On Mar 31, 2016
Abeg u pipul should talk now. Its getting tighter and more painful. Feels like my thing will soon explode like baloon cry cry
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 10:19pm On Mar 31, 2016
prettythicksme:
Dis is wat happen,when person lack common sense cheesy
U can tongue lash me later. What i need now is urgent help undecided
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Mar 31, 2016
STFUand4kMeHARD:

U can tongue lash me later. What i need now is urgent help undecided
angry angry
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by healthyarena(f): 10:28pm On Mar 31, 2016
Maybe its magun a.k.a thunderbolt
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by alkines(m): 10:31pm On Mar 31, 2016
dis gui just day whyne una ni jare....
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by vicstar(m): 10:31pm On Mar 31, 2016
• • • • • If so,then how did u type diz shiiit undecided
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by halfricanadian(f): 10:33pm On Mar 31, 2016
Magun!!!!
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 10:40pm On Mar 31, 2016
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Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by robosky02(m): 10:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
halfricanadian:
Magun!!!!
how did u know
Or is it by experience hmm
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 10:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
I just call one my doctor friend and he said i should take my mind off it and it will pop out, undecided
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 10:47pm On Mar 31, 2016
How can i relax when the woman is busy sucking me inside the more. If god safe me today i no go near the winsh again. cry
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by halfricanadian(f): 10:48pm On Mar 31, 2016
robosky02:
how did u know
Or is it by experience hmm

Dude i know a lot of things u wish u knew


tongue experience ke? Who don survive magun before? undecided
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by odiereke(m): 10:50pm On Mar 31, 2016
The best solution for U right now is to look for a sharp razor blade or sharp knife and cut it off. Then remove the other half and sew it up later in the hospital.
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by Emmyginger(m): 10:54pm On Mar 31, 2016
every fvck was a hit bak to front.if u want d cure cum and collect it. Magun ti take over

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Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by robosky02(m): 11:03pm On Mar 31, 2016
halfricanadian:


Dude i know a lot of things u wish u knew


tongue experience ke? Who don survive magun before? undecided
really
But all you know is not all that is to be known

So I can still admit you in my class for some tutorials lol
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by halfricanadian(f): 11:04pm On Mar 31, 2016
robosky02:
really
But all you know is not all that is to be known

So I can still admit you in my class for some tutorials lol

*grabs a seat*

Ok teacher cheesy
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by STFUand4kMeHARD(m): 11:07pm On Mar 31, 2016
E yaff come finally come out smiley

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Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by robosky02(m): 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2016
halfricanadian:


*grabs a seat*

Ok teacher cheesy
ok I can teach only if tell me what you have not learned in your old school
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by halfricanadian(f): 11:28pm On Mar 31, 2016
robosky02:
ok I can teach only if tell me what you have not learned in your old school

I have not learnt anything


My mind is a tabula rasa!!!!
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by robosky02(m): 11:31pm On Mar 31, 2016
halfricanadian:


I have not learnt anything


My mind is a tabula rasa!!!!
wow
You can be a blank slate at your age
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by halfricanadian(f): 11:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
robosky02:
wow
You can be a blank slate at your age

Thats ow i learn more nd add to my existing knowledge tongue
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Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by robosky02(m): 2:18pm On Apr 04, 2016
halfricanadian:


Thats ow i learn more nd add to my existing knowledge tongue

too much knowledge self no good lol tongue
Re: Help! My Drill Pipe Won't Come Out Of My Neighbour's Oil Well! by halfricanadian(f): 2:57pm On Apr 04, 2016
robosky02:


too much knowledge self no good lol tongue

Why? cry cry

Make i donate my brain?

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