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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by vault(m): 12:17am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:

Say it in british accent tongue
"owner of rubbish talk" grin

how'd I fair? tongue
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Laveda(f): 12:18am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:

I insist please...just a puff bae wink
It's late already..I don't kush at night.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:19am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:

[size=16pt]Am appealing the God of Oju Ara ...in order to close the gap abit....Nkan etutu >> 1.Caprissone meje, 2.Indomie hungry man meje, 3.Eyin oloungbo ,4.Barb wire , 5.Durex meje ,6.Abela pupa, 7.Nkan osu aja[/size]

shocked i like caprisonne o

Can i take 2 cheesy out of d nkan etutu u kno say na cos of me u wan buy am
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:19am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:


Is dat curry and thyme in dat pix lipsrsealed
Want some dear?....so u'll use to cook dinner for the family grin
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by ishiamu(m): 12:19am On Feb 09, 2016
Laveda:
It's late already..I don't kush at night.

U smoke?
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:20am On Feb 09, 2016
vault:


"owner of rubbish talk" grin


how'd I fair? tongue

cheesy olodo

O ni so ku so oh shi
dats d british accent
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by vault(m): 12:20am On Feb 09, 2016
Laveda:
Like you wanted to give me something for val? tongue
Run well.

go away from me hit and run driver undecided
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:20am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:

Want some dear?....so u'll use to cook dinner for the family grin

cheesy wicked person

Make family dey use head waka abi?
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:21am On Feb 09, 2016
Laveda:
It's late already..I don't kush at night.
Dats d best time to kush though...buh if yu insist....we can as well pass it to sickstars
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:22am On Feb 09, 2016
Strictly for the gods
sickstars:


shocked i like caprisonne o

Can i take 2 cheesy out of d nkan etutu u kno say na cos of me u wan buy am
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by vault(m): 12:22am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:

cheesy olodo
O ni so ku so oh shi dats d british accent
oh..... I will write that down immediately
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:23am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
Strictly for the gods

gods cant fast abi?
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:23am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:


cheesy wicked person

Make family dey use head waka abi?
grin grin grin
shey no b yu talk say na curry and time grin grin...and u go use m boil d chicken na... cheesy
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Laveda(f): 12:23am On Feb 09, 2016
ishiamu:


U smoke?
Nope.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:23am On Feb 09, 2016
vault:


oh..... I will write that down immediately

cheesy please do
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:25am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:


gods cant fast abi?
Ewooorrr orisha
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:25am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
grin grin grin
shey no b yu talk say na curry and time grin grin...and u go use m boil d chicken na... cheesy

cheesy na u go chop d chicken

D chicken sef fit come bck to life
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:25am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
grin grin grin
shey no b yu talk say na curry and time grin grin...and u go use m boil d chicken na... cheesy

cheesy na u go chop d chicken

D chicken sef fit come bck to life.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by ishiamu(m): 12:26am On Feb 09, 2016
Laveda:
Nope.

Say the truth
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:26am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:


cheesy na u go chop d chicken

D chicken sef fit come bck to life.
grin cheesy try it first naa
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:26am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:

Ewooorrr orisha

I will steal d caprisonne weda d gods like it or not!
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:26am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:

Ewooorrr orisha

I will steal d caprisonne weda d gods like it or not!
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:27am On Feb 09, 2016
Laveda doesn't smoke...she Kush's
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:29am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:


I will steal d caprisonne weda d gods like it or not!
E be lik say yu wan mak the borehole turn to dam abi grin grin grin grin
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:29am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
grin cheesy try it first naa

Im fastin 200days with d lord
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:30am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:


Im fastin 200days with d lord
200days?...waa pe nibe
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Laveda(f): 12:31am On Feb 09, 2016
ishiamu:


Say the truth
That's the truth.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:31am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:

E be lik say yu wan mak the borehole turn to dam abi grin grin grin grin

cry if it turn to dam atleast i can tiff petrol nd store it inside till fuel scarcity period tongue tongue
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:33am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:

200days?...waa pe nibe

Thou shall not live by bread alone except there is butter nd juice omo i go live by bread alone forget wilderness cheesy
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:33am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:


cry if it turn to dam atleast i can tiff petrol nd store it inside till fuel scarcity period tongue tongue
Chei! anoda good use of the p***ay grin cheesy
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by Nobody: 12:34am On Feb 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:

Chei! anoda good use of the p***ay grin cheesy

cheesy p*ssy is not for gonkin alone my own is ware house my make up kit sef is inside tongue
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:36am On Feb 09, 2016
sickstars:


cheesy p*ssy is not for gonkin alone my own is ware house my make up kit sef is inside tongue
Lols!...i guess it has passed its elastic limit sef....makeup kit baawo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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