| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by truthisbittar12: 3:14pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
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| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by olisaEze(m): 3:23pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Sori baby EFCC has seized my atm cards, n hope u won't mind us spending d day indoors to avoid lassa fever contamination  |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Alaanyihaji(m): 4:04pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Elparaiso:
February is the only month I get happy that I don't have bae. You must be a stingy guy! |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Odunharry(m): 4:14pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Love Machine:
Sometimes,i dey wonder why some mumu guys go spend half of their salaries on one girl's kitten?If their siblings beg them for #200 them go tight face like person wey drink bitterleaf water.Bro,If you no fvck her you no go die.It's not worth that huge spending na. lol 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by truthisbittar12: 4:24pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
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| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by olajonzin(m): 4:25pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Werey rey ooo |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Elparaiso(m): 4:27pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Alaanyihaji:
You must be a stingy guy! It's not a crime bro. Lol |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by oshaosha2014(m): 4:29pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Told my gal I am not a Valentine person, so she go relax make we just dey live life dey go. Valentine ko, valentino ni. 1 Like |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by terrificmi(m): 5:42pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? A tie & expect Brazilian hair?Singlet & expect iPad 2? Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or ChickenRepublic?... ....Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB-) says it shouldbe trade by barter this Val Oooh. Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.-. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.-. If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Lip gloss".-. She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.-. If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA, AIT or STV for her to watch. Put off ur gen (no free thing).-. If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CHOSEN to be precise.-. She gives you a flower, you self give her Ugu (Vegetable) (all na nature). if she gives u cake, u give her bean cake(akara). if she gives you lacasera, buy her kunu...gbam!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Gentleveks(m): 6:12pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Read my signature |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by sammyuche(m): 6:22pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Hungry goldiggers |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Gentleveks(m): 6:23pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Synzu:
What's all this nonsense about valentine?? Why should it be about boyfriends and girlfriends?
Nigerians too like to dey overdo things  thank you my bro, they people celebrating this valentine the most are they same people who insults catholic church doctrines they most, but because this serve a purpose for them ( most times stupid and sinful purposes which is not they aim of the celebration when it was created) they will not ask they root or why, just like they do for other catholic doctrines. HYPOCRITES |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Eniye30: 7:12pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends
We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.
BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.
However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs. 
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?
In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.
Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.
Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.
http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends We hear u, but what do u do when u do all dts necessary for Bae to be happy bt Bae wldnt want to satisfy ur needs becos she's virgin n she's not ready yet? |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by marypearl(f): 8:13pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends
We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.
BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.
However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs.
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?
In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.
Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.
Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.
http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends wow! I really like this. some have even stylishly stop communication since January 23. |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Stanbeto: 8:59pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
9ja and Val wahala |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by marypearl(f): 9:21pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
terrificmi:
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? A tie & expect Brazilian hair?Singlet & expect iPad 2? Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or ChickenRepublic?... ....Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB-) says it shouldbe trade by barter this Val Oooh. Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.-. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.-. If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Lip gloss".-. She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.-. If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA, AIT or STV for her to watch. Put off ur gen (no free thing).-. If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CHOSEN to be precise.-. She gives you a flower, you self give her Ugu (Vegetable) (all na nature). if she gives u cake, u give her bean cake(akara). if she gives you lacasera, buy her kunu...gbam!!!
Guy you dey vex oooooo, why now |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by azeecoboy(m): 9:35pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
youmour:
Immorality is good, you should try it sometime my bro,immorality can do you or me no good. what's immoral,is immoral,dont try to twist it again |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by nathdim: 11:31pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends
We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.
BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.
However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs.
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?
In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.
Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.
Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.
http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends but we just entered lent or have you forgotten last Wednesday was ash Wednesday |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Gguy4real: 11:40pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Ohh...this girls of nw are days what do you think you are self una go dey form and una go dey choose waiting una no fit do we guys are currently busy on sunday because we have family meeting and we have special prayer so no val till but next sunday we are going to be free and we will resume as normal |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by jack00000: 1:34am On Feb 12, 2016 |
khalhokage:
Naijasinglegirl you don come again, I'm personally thinking of a short lived terminal illness. do u know what terminal illness is? |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by khalhokage(m): 1:49am On Feb 12, 2016 |
jack00000:
do u know what terminal illness is? That's the joke. ITK |
| Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Boyfriends by Jerryolumide(m): 10:30am On Feb 12, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends
We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.
BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.
However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs.
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?
In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.
Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.
Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.
http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends 
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