I just woke up abeg show me the toilet

pucelle:

the one that comes with a certificate is permanent and surely gets more money...I choose that

Good choice. You are indeed a wise woman.

Brandnew2:
Good choice. You are indeed a wise woman.

thank you

Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends

We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.

BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.

However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs.
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?

In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.

Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.

Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends

Hen.. Chai! SO UNA DON TURN NAIJA GUYS TO DASUKI ABI?

Brandnew2:
Okay, we've heard you.

What happens after Valentine is even more important to us.

November is believed to record the highest number of births in recent times so we do not mind making such sacrifices you have requested for as long as we get the Coochie then we'll be fine.

Hopefully, in nine months you will give us a bunch of babies. If you are not ready for that, then we still have a free pass to the Coochie.

I bet this is a worthy arrangement and we are absolutely ready to bare the cost/investment towards infinitesimal joy in the bedroom and hopefully, this applies to other aspects of our lives.

It will be a win win situation and everyone is happy.

Signed.
By Brandnew2
@GidiLink
On behalf of frustrated Nigerian men.

Hahahahahahahahahaha falls from 3 storey building yet lafin, hahahahahahahaha

No girlfriend, no problem.

And what will thy get in return?
Handkerchief,boxer or singlet

Ok

chigoizie7:
And what will thy get in return?

handkerchieef,boxer,singlet

Dis one na serious issh o...

Thank God bae is a jehova's witness.i feel so lucky,shout out to all da witness chicks...una naim sure pass

after 1st, 2nd, and 3rd service, e come add arsenal vs Leicester join, add man city vs tothenham join even add barca vs celta vigo join self before he go come house

valentine nkoor,valentine ni.....there is more to worry about than this trash called valentine....
to me,celebratinq valentine means encouraging immorality

OP, can a guy have more than one babe for Valentine? I have several "Be my Val" requests, even from Muslim babes.

azeecoboy:
valentine nkoor,valentine ni.....there is more to worry about than this trash called valentine....
to me,celebratinq valentine means encouraging immorality

Immorality is good, you should try it sometime

While people are looking forward to Sunday, am only looking forward to Monday for the aftermath news on NL. Nigerians eeh. Smh

Were you a comedian before or you are just introduced into comedy Keep it up, I hope you make a lot of money in this Valentine.

Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends

We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.

BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.

However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs.
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?

In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.

Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.

Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends

Wetin concern single girl with Valentine's day?

Synzu:
What's all this nonsense about valentine?? Why should it be about boyfriends and girlfriends?


Nigerians too like to dey overdo things

My dear I tire o. I think this is a time we should show love to the less privileged, visit motherless babies, prisons etc instead of all these boyfriend/girlfriend crap

chigoizie7:
And what will thy get in return?

boxers and singlet, like we want to run a marathon

My reply

all is nonsense u guys are saying..... i though you said what a man can do a woman can do it much better.so i think saying implies the girlfwends should be the host 2016.

without wasting my time i know that anything written by this naijasinglesgirl or something is usually meaningless and rubbish...

Brandnew2:
Okay, we've heard you.

What happens after Valentine is even more important to us.

November is believed to record the highest number of births in recent times so we do not mind making such sacrifices you have requested for as long as we get the Coochie then we'll be fine.

Hopefully, in nine months you will give us a bunch of babies. If you are not ready for that, then we still have a free pass to the Coochie.

I bet this is a worthy arrangement and we are absolutely ready to bare the cost/investment towards infinitesimal joy in the bedroom and hopefully, this applies to other aspects of our lives.

It will be a win win situation and everyone is happy.

Signed.
By Brandnew2
@GidiLink
On behalf of frustrated Nigerian men.

this got me lol!!!

Krismart:
My dear I tire o. I think this is a time we should show love to the less privileged, visit motherless babies, prisons etc instead of all these boyfriend/girlfriend crap

You go and visit now,biko nobody is stopping you

February Biggest Crap Award goes to this front-gracing thread.

I was thinking of something either profound or at least worth my precious time.

Amos Nonyu has spoken!

OYA JAM IT

Yawns..... Comedian abi comedienne....

Naijasinglegirl how on earth did you think about the decriptives on the flowers and "leaves"?! - dried, scented, unscented, cooked, fresh
We are solidly behind you biko

This coming Sunday gonna be bloody

Lenten period started yesterday... please ladies, let us remain holy. Valentine postponed till next year.

Why do people still gush about valentines day