Dumb questions asked by guys
Many of us have either asked or have
been asked a dumb question at least
once in our life. A lot of times, some
people ask questions that can make you
want to kick them and you are
wondering what sort of question is this.
Really, there are some questions that should
not be asked. If you’ve got nothing to say,
it’s better to keep quiet than ask something dumb
Women ask stupid questions and so do
men. These questions aren’t only stupid but
can be ‘soooo’ annoying.
Apparently, some men ask these questions because they have nothing to say and just want to keep the conversation going, other want to keep tabs on you, and some others out of inquisitiveness.
A lot of Nigerian ladies complain about the endless ‘stupid’ questions they get asked and how annoying they can be. There are some questions you should never ask a lady who doesn’t have a close relationship with you, who is just an acquaintance and is not even that into you.
Below is a list of dumb questions women
keep complaining about. Some of these
questions may not seem like a big deal but
they are a big deal to some women. So men
take caution, these questions are not proof
that you care.
Don’t get me wrong. If the guy has a close
relationship with the lady, sure, these
questions won’t be a big deal. She won’t
mind answering them. But when you are
some random guy she’s just getting to know, then be sure that these questions will be a bit annoying to her.
1. Have you eaten? This is the number one
most annoying question ever. Why ask a
lady if she has eaten when it’s not like you
want to get her food. You answer yes and
the next thing he’s asking what you ate. You
answer no and he asks why like he cares
when he really doesn’t.
2. Did you dream of me?
Oh no, she didn’t. Most random guys ask
ladies these questions and it gets on their
nerves. What would be her reason for
dreaming about you? It’s not like the both
of you are close. You answer no, then he
wants to know why. You try to make him
happy and lie, saying yes, then he wants to
know what you dreamt about.
3. What are you doing?
Someone’s chatting with you on the phone
and you’re asking what she’s doing. Isn’t it
obvious?
4. Where are you?
You’re not her father, her husband, fiancé or
even boyfriend, why are you interested in
where she is? Really, if you’re nothing to
her, you shouldn’t be asking her where she
is or who she’s with. It really is none of your
business
5. Why didn’t you reply my pings
immediately? She didn’t reply because she doesn’t want
to. A lot of times, ladies ignore your
messages when you ask one of these dumb
questions. At other times, it’s because they
had more important things to do or they
were not with their phone, which is
obviously not a part of their body. You
should be grateful she even bothered to
reply.
6. Why are you single?
Is that even supposed to be a question?
Please you shouldn’t ask such questions. It’s
quite annoying
7. Are you a virgin?
This is one of the most stupid questions a
guy could ever ask a lady. It’s not only dumb
but damn right rude. That’s an intimate and
personal question and a random guy
shouldn’t be asking a lady such. How will
her being a virgin or not help your life. She
could decide to lie about it.
8. Have you cum?
Every sexually active girl on earth has once
being asked this question. Some ladies will
lie just so they don’t hurt his ego. Some will
pretend to have cum even when they haven’t.
feel free to include any dumb questions directed to u by guys!!!

mods pls help me rearrange the message thanks.

Dis your post dey pain my eye. See as e scatter. Na rush u rush?

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copy n paste! so come up with the trending chat lines rather than condemning what sm guys have been using 2. hack random babes! if a girl wanna accept u all u wrote up there will be romantic but if she isn't interested if u like cram James blunts lines it won't work!

Hmm. A guy can successfully pull off asking some of those questions with a little wit and humor. Truth is, many guys suck at maintaining conversations. That's because these days, some guys don't know anything outside of football, politics and their field of study. That's why they end up interrogating the poor ladies that chat with them. When a lady finds a guy boring, she'll give him monosyllabic answers like kk, lol, or aiit out of courtesy, hoping he'll take the hint and piss off. Of course there are also ladies that know very little outside their fields of study and possibly the latest Telemundo/Korean soap opera.
So there you have it, guys either start grilling ladies because they're poor conversationalists, or because the lady is not interested or also a poor conversationalist. Either way, I think its time to tune to Discovery Channel/National Geographic or pick up a book people!

mayonnaise:
Dis your post dey pain my eye. See as e scatter. Na rush u rush?

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RoyalBlak007:
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Person weh no know una girls wella now go think say guys no dey get una pusssy with all this questions whereas na one of the easiest route to una toto. Well na guys weh even get una time dey do all this. Me..I too trust myself. D few female friends I get na dem dey try get my attention and I dey post them sef. What value do they have that will make me waste my time asking whether u eat. If u like no eat na u sabi, na dat hunger go kill u. Girls weh be say any small thing na to beg for recharge cards, subscription fee, food money, some go even they beg for u to take them out and have d boldness to say whr they want u to take them like say na dia papa put money 4 ya pocket.

Whenever I'm coming back from work jeje and I branch in my normal eba joint, they'll always locate me thr with their begging and I'll spend more than I bargained. I had to change my joint bcus of them. Its like they now knw when I close from work sef or mayb dem dey plan me bcus I dey always meet dem for differnt junction each begging for different things ranging from recharge cards to coming to spend d weekend with me. Some will even beg for garri foodstuff and soup (my humble bachelor soup). I know say na so u OP sef be...u ready to go sleep man house for weekend bcus of recharge card. U dey here dey form good girl say some guys dumb and na una dumb pass. Mtchew!

Are I alone?

DEAR LADIES:
If you are tired of those guys who keep on
inboxing you
stupid questions, here are some few tips
how to answer
them off:
1. QUESTION: "hey beautiful girl, what are
you up to now??
ANSWER:"looking for my engagement ring,
lost it".

2 .QUESTION: "hey girl, can we meet?"
ANSWER:"Nope i'm 8 months pregnant, I can't meet anyone at this stage".

3. QUESTION: "Can i know more about you?"
ANSWER:"Sure, I LOVE MONEY, please send
me N2000 Recharge Card.

4. QUESTION: "Do you have a Boyfriend?"
ANSWER:"yes, we have two kids & he's a
soldier"

5. QUESTION: I love your pics, are there
others?
ANSWER: Sure, the others are in my 1990
album. I took them while i was a young girl.

RadicallyBlunt:
Person weh no know una girls wella now go think say guys no dey get una pusssy with all this questions whereas na one of the easiest route to una toto. Well na guys weh even get una time dey do all this. Me..I too trust myself. D few female friends I get na dem dey try get my attention and I dey post them sef. What value do they have that will make me waste my time asking whether u eat. If u like no eat na u sabi, na dat hunger go kill u. Girls weh be say any small thing na to beg for recharge cards, subscription fee, food money, some go even they beg for u to take them out and have d boldness to say whr they want u to take them like say na dia papa put money 4 ya pocket.

Whenever I'm coming back from work jeje and I branch in my normal eba joint, they'll always locate me thr with their begging and I'll spend more than I bargained. I had to change my joint bcus of them. Its like they now knw when I close from work sef or mayb dem dey plan me bcus I dey always meet dem for differnt junction each begging for different things ranging from recharge cards to coming to spend d weekend with me. Some will even beg for garri foodstuff and soup (my humble bachelor soup). I know say na so u OP sef be...u ready to go sleep man house for weekend bcus of recharge card. U dey here dey form good girl say some guys dumb and na una dumb pass. Mtchew!

point of correction,i am a male but looking at the topic without any biasement,those question are stupid and dumb.thanks

zees:
DEAR LADIES: If you are tired of those guys who keep on inboxing you stupid questions, here are some few tips how to answer them off: 1. QUESTION: "hey beautiful girl, what are you up to now?? ANSWER:"looking for my engagement ring, lost it".
2 .QUESTION: "hey girl, can we meet?" ANSWER:"Nope i'm 8 months pregnant, I can't meet anyone at this stage".
3. QUESTION: "Can i know more about you?" ANSWER:"Sure, I LOVE MONEY, please send me N2000 Recharge Card.
4. QUESTION: "Do you have a Boyfriend?" ANSWER:"yes, we have two kids & he's a soldier"
5. QUESTION: I love your pics, are there others? ANSWER: Sure, the others are in my 1990 album. I took them while i was a young girl.

bravo girl nice response

SurefireAsoOke:
Are I alone?

alone wia wen how?

calculator123:

point of correction,i am a male but looking at the topic without any biasement,those question are stupid and dumb.thanks

See wetin woman wrapper don turn you. D girls complain to you? Or dem tell u say dem no like am. U get time o. How many of dem get value sef. U come go rush dey put (m) for ur monicker

calculator123:
alone wia wen how?

That another Dumb question

RadicallyBlunt:

See wetin woman wrapper don turn you. D girls complain to you? Or dem tell u say dem no like am. U get time o. How many of dem get value sef. U come go rush dey put (m) for ur monicker

you are indeed BLUNT now bleep off

I beg to differ on question number three,some people might not agree with me,buh some girls I chat with are either stupid or smart enough to answer that correctly, for example, I cld be with my phone while watching a movie,reading my textbooks,eating,or listening to music while cleaning the house, I could even be idle and just chat mainly, so u can simply say I'M CHATTING, simple as some girls wld rightly point it out to you or be dumb as the op and say stupid things like ITS OBVIOUS,I mean what's obvious, its not like am seeing you face to face,...don't wàna debate the other questions,,, some are meant as teases and cld be a first point of beginning a conversation,, problem is some people are just too dogmatic and rigid,, no flexibility at all,,all chats has to have a specific kinda beginning to them else it stupid. I rest my case!

Sometimes we just generalise things in our most subjective view. In as much as I agree that some will agree with this to be dumb questions yet some others will complain (girls) when you fail to ask some(all) of those questions. So it may not be dumb to everybody.

calculator123:
you are indeed BLUNT now bleep off

yes i am. Happy u knw swine

calculator123:
Dumb questions asked by guys
Many of us have either asked or have
been asked a dumb question at least
once in our life. A lot of times, some
people ask questions that can make you
want to kick them and you are
wondering what sort of question is this.
Really, there are some questions that should
not be asked. If you’ve got nothing to say,
it’s better to keep quiet than ask something dumb
Women ask stupid questions and so do
men. These questions aren’t only stupid but
can be ‘soooo’ annoying.
Apparently, some men ask these questions because they have nothing to say and just want to keep the conversation going, other want to keep tabs on you, and some others out of inquisitiveness.
A lot of Nigerian ladies complain about the endless ‘stupid’ questions they get asked and how annoying they can be. There are some questions you should never ask a lady who doesn’t have a close relationship with you, who is just an acquaintance and is not even that into you.
Below is a list of dumb questions women
keep complaining about. Some of these
questions may not seem like a big deal but
they are a big deal to some women. So men
take caution, these questions are not proof
that you care.
Don’t get me wrong. If the guy has a close
relationship with the lady, sure, these
questions won’t be a big deal. She won’t
mind answering them. But when you are
some random guy she’s just getting to know, then be sure that these questions will be a bit annoying to her.
1. Have you eaten? This is the number one
most annoying question ever. Why ask a
lady if she has eaten when it’s not like you
want to get her food. You answer yes and
the next thing he’s asking what you ate. You
answer no and he asks why like he cares
when he really doesn’t.
2. Did you dream of me?
Oh no, she didn’t. Most random guys ask
ladies these questions and it gets on their
nerves. What would be her reason for
dreaming about you? It’s not like the both
of you are close. You answer no, then he
wants to know why. You try to make him
happy and lie, saying yes, then he wants to
know what you dreamt about.
3. What are you doing?
Someone’s chatting with you on the phone
and you’re asking what she’s doing. Isn’t it
obvious?
4. Where are you?
You’re not her father, her husband, fiancé or
even boyfriend, why are you interested in
where she is? Really, if you’re nothing to
her, you shouldn’t be asking her where she
is or who she’s with. It really is none of your
business
5. Why didn’t you reply my pings
immediately? She didn’t reply because she doesn’t want
to. A lot of times, ladies ignore your
messages when you ask one of these dumb
questions. At other times, it’s because they
had more important things to do or they
were not with their phone, which is
obviously not a part of their body. You
should be grateful she even bothered to
reply.
6. Why are you single?
Is that even supposed to be a question?
Please you shouldn’t ask such questions. It’s
quite annoying
7. Are you a virgin?
This is one of the most stupid questions a
guy could ever ask a lady. It’s not only dumb
but damn right rude. That’s an intimate and
personal question and a random guy
shouldn’t be asking a lady such. How will
her being a virgin or not help your life. She
could decide to lie about it.
8. Have you cum?
Every sexually active girl on earth has once
being asked this question. Some ladies will
lie just so they don’t hurt his ego. Some will
pretend to have cum even when they haven’t.
feel free to include any dumb questions directed to u by guys!!!

I want to answer your number 8 question.If a girl cum,most guy will know.The fluid that comes out from your vagina during lovemaking is your cum.

Op, shey you see ur life...ifa ask u judging from this ur scatter scatter write up na, u and the guys who dumb pass, wetin u go talk

But...

forget all dis balderdash... if a lady is into you, you don't need to get creative to hold up a conversation. infact you guys could talk about the price of garri for the whole day and she won't get bored.

calculator123:
Dumb questions asked by guys
Many of us have either asked or have
been asked a dumb question at least
once in our life. A lot of times, some
people ask questions that can make you
want to kick them and you are
wondering what sort of question is this.
Really, there are some questions that should
not be asked. If you’ve got nothing to say,
it’s better to keep quiet than ask something dumb
Women ask stupid questions and so do
men. These questions aren’t only stupid but
can be ‘soooo’ annoying.
Apparently, some men ask these questions because they have nothing to say and just want to keep the conversation going, other want to keep tabs on you, and some others out of inquisitiveness.
A lot of Nigerian ladies complain about the endless ‘stupid’ questions they get asked and how annoying they can be. There are some questions you should never ask a lady who doesn’t have a close relationship with you, who is just an acquaintance and is not even that into you.
Below is a list of dumb questions women
keep complaining about. Some of these
questions may not seem like a big deal but
they are a big deal to some women. So men
take caution, these questions are not proof
that you care.
Don’t get me wrong. If the guy has a close
relationship with the lady, sure, these
questions won’t be a big deal. She won’t
mind answering them. But when you are
some random guy she’s just getting to know, then be sure that these questions will be a bit annoying to her.
1. Have you eaten? This is the number one
most annoying question ever. Why ask a
lady if she has eaten when it’s not like you
want to get her food. You answer yes and
the next thing he’s asking what you ate. You
answer no and he asks why like he cares
when he really doesn’t.
2. Did you dream of me?
Oh no, she didn’t. Most random guys ask
ladies these questions and it gets on their
nerves. What would be her reason for
dreaming about you? It’s not like the both
of you are close. You answer no, then he
wants to know why. You try to make him
happy and lie, saying yes, then he wants to
know what you dreamt about.
3. What are you doing?
Someone’s chatting with you on the phone
and you’re asking what she’s doing. Isn’t it
obvious?
4. Where are you?
You’re not her father, her husband, fiancé or
even boyfriend, why are you interested in
where she is? Really, if you’re nothing to
her, you shouldn’t be asking her where she
is or who she’s with. It really is none of your
business
5. Why didn’t you reply my pings
immediately? She didn’t reply because she doesn’t want
to. A lot of times, ladies ignore your
messages when you ask one of these dumb
questions. At other times, it’s because they
had more important things to do or they
were not with their phone, which is
obviously not a part of their body. You
should be grateful she even bothered to
reply.
6. Why are you single?
Is that even supposed to be a question?
Please you shouldn’t ask such questions. It’s
quite annoying
7. Are you a virgin?
This is one of the most stupid questions a
guy could ever ask a lady. It’s not only dumb
but damn right rude. That’s an intimate and
personal question and a random guy
shouldn’t be asking a lady such. How will
her being a virgin or not help your life. She
could decide to lie about it.
8. Have you cum?
Every sexually active girl on earth has once
being asked this question. Some ladies will
lie just so they don’t hurt his ego. Some will
pretend to have cum even when they haven’t.
feel free to include any dumb questions directed to u by guys!!!

Shot the Bleep up, u just open ur mouth dey yawn dust. If the girl is interesting she will reply even the most stupid questions.

charliboy654:

Shot the Bleep up, u just open ur mouth dey yawn dust. If the girl is interesting she will reply even the most stupid questions.

another mad man on the loose

kowalsky:
forget all dis balderdash... if a lady is into you, you don't need to get creative to hold up a conversation. infact you guys could talk about the price of garri for the whole day and she won't get bored.

that id an exception.

kowalsky:
forget all dis balderdash... if a lady is into you, you don't need to get creative to hold up a conversation. infact you guys could talk about the price of garri for the whole day and she won't get bored.

that is an exception.

ND If he doesn't, he's not caring...

calculator123:
another mad man on the loose

Only a mad man recognize his fellow mad man

charliboy654:
Only a mad man recognize his fellow mad man

swerve