LORDSAMURAI:
yeah ure correct, u know that my school and my work is what barca did to arsenal yesterday, my job is to play football, well im injured, my knee was badly injured due to d dry grass on d pitch when i fell akwardly in a soccer match on sunday, so im home taking time off 4 it to heal, abt sch im an ND grdauate in a poly, so im pursuing my career in football, mayb later on in future i can continue with schooling just like continho of liverpool, do u know he is studying in liverpool university and still playing soccer? just to get d certificate and nothing else, not like im going to need it but to continue my families legacy as everybody must be a graduate.

BumBae:

Didnt know he was still studying
Ok getberra soon lets see u in ur full kit

LORDSAMURAI:
hehehe there are footballers that are doing per time in universities in europe, vincent company and aguero of mancity, theo walcot of arsenal, iniesta is a graduate of barcelona university, xavi too a graduate, football cant stop a player 4rm bcoming a graduate, its just dat d rest like ronaldo dnt need it anymore but guys like iniesta just want it to be in their profile as a graduate, its smtin to be proud of, just like davido. abt my kit, no not in nairaland.

BumBae:
See i like when u chat ilike this Anyway keep it up ....

Meanwhile let me browse other topics

funlord:



How did this "useless, god forsaken, ponmo lipped, multiple jamb writing, homo miscreants senseless" thread get to 4 pages?


Na wa 4 this romanceland sha!!!

KINGinVAHALA:

Hehehe. who re you pls? i'm just seeing ur moniker today.

BumBae:
Ahhh oga synzu morning , jacksparrow morning sir hope u feeling better

Lezzlie:
Now that's one claim worth authenticating.

Luckily, I can verify that claim!

Lezzlie:
That's because sensible people decided to trend this attention-seeking, platyrrhinian who doesn't even have the sense to hide his attention deficiency.

funlord:



The little boy is a boil on the face of humanity! No one needs to associate themselves with such classical displays of immense stupidity mixed with a tinge of gayness!

_Fuck him, his abysmal thread, his ancient trolling techniques, his non existent manhood and his cursed destiny!

HE IS AN _IMBECILE! End of.....................

dollyjoy:

Synzu:


Thank u, we'll be glad to verify and find out if this crayfish-looking peasant is telling the truth or if he's just being a pathological liar as usual!

Lezzlie:
Why the sad face?

Synzu:


I'll send someone to verify that claim and get back to me. Cos the uwangue godwin I know too well has a unisex underwear shop where he sells cheap boxers and pant.

dollyjoy:
nothing

Lezzlie:
That's better. Love the smile. How's warri?

amtaken:
Like I have been seeing yours for ages. Mxm.

dollyjoy:
loll,warri is fine as usual.

Synzu:


I'm not here to measure dick size with you. If not, I would've shown you how long my phallus can get. But that's childish.


I'm here to humiliate you

Mr.Pant and boxers seller quatarplayboy my foot! Do u even know where the Emirate embassy is located?? Do u even have an int passport? Bush boy!

Lezzlie:
The heat is often suffocating!!! That's the first thing I notice as soon as I drive in. You feel the weather change from PTI roundabout.

Synzu:


I'll send someone to verify that claim and get back to me. Cos the uwangue godwin I know too well has a unisex underwear shop where he sells cheap boxers and pant.

dollyjoy:
how?the heat is everywhere

Lezzlie:
Now that's one claim worth authenticating.

Luckily, I can verify that claim!

Lezzlie:
Yes it is, but the heat in Warri has a biting and itchy sensation to it. You won't feel it until you've stayed a considerably long period elsewhere.

Synzu:


Thank u, we'll be glad to verify and find out if this crayfish-looking peasant is telling the truth or if he's just being a pathological liar as usual!

Lezzlie:
You know in the internet everyone is Jonathan's cousin and also related Aisha.

And a CEO can also mean the chief executive officer of a one-man Pure-water retailing business.

KINGinVAHALA:

Hehehe. And hope u dnt plan verifying it through a faceless forum 'nairaland' ?

Since u re dat boy FBI, i wud advice you can come this moment. I promise you nt just a soft drink but a t-fare to return u back to your abode.

dollyjoy:
well, that is your opinion,for me?there is no difference.

Lezzlie:
Are you warri born and raised?

dollyjoy:
no,i am not!!

Lezzlie:
Where?