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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:07am On Feb 27, 2016
kaziblake:
*spit* Tufiaaaa
LOL hehehehehe dats wat my ex gf said

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:08am On Feb 27, 2016
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:08am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


Who'll sleep with a dull kid like you? You haven't even been able to scale through JAMB nd you here looking for pvssy you can't afford.
hehe dey there make trouser dey wear u
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:11am On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
hehe dey there make trouser dey wear u

I see you've finally bleached the left side of your face, now you're looking more like a decomposing corpse grin

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:15am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


I see you've finally bleached the left side of your face, now you're looking more like a decomposing corpse grin
hehehehe iv got smtin abt u with concrete evidence, but i wnt disgrace u here, mayb on a good day during romance tournament thread like miss nairaland where all romancelanders will be viewing, that when i will drop ur downfall, as 4 now keep flexing ur muscles.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 11:21am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


Lies from the pit of hell!

We all know you're a chronic masturbator and still a virgin.
Even the writeup looks like a stuttering rehearsal gone bad.

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:24am On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
hehehehe iv got smtin abt u with concrete evidence, but i wnt disgrace u here, mayb on a good day during romance tournament thread like miss nairaland where all romancelanders will be viewing, that when i will drop ur downfall, as 4 now keep flexing ur muscles.

Isn't this the same shiit you said about a year ago? And on the D-day I ended up disgracing your dirty ass while you kept whining like a b!tch on her period!

You're a lame docile vagabond who's only life starts and ends on this forum. You're a nobody in reality and people of your ilk won't get an inch close to people like me!

Woe betides you the day I set my eyes on you! Stvpid little bastard wearing female hats and aba made shirts!

Even your appearance is a disgrace on its own! Dimwitted JAMB candidate!

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:26am On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Even the writeup looks like a stuttering rehearsal gone bad.
hehehe old man

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:27am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


Isn't this the same shiit you said about a year ago? And on the D-day I ended up disgracing your dirty ass while you kept whining like a b!tch on her period!

You're a lame docile vagabond who's only life starts and ends on this forum. You're a nobody in reality and people of your ilk won't get an inch close to people like me!

Woe betides you the day I set my eyes on you! Stvpid little bastard wearing female hats and aba made shirts!

Even your appearance is a disgrace on its own! Dimwitted JAMB candidate!
BLA BLA BLA BLA words of a cry baby.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 11:27am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


Isn't this the same shiit you said about a year ago? And on the D-day I ended up disgracing your dirty ass while you kept whining like a b!tch on her period!

You're a lame docile vagabond who's only life starts and ends on this forum. You're a nobody in reality and people of your ilk won't get an inch close to people like me!

Woe betides you the day I set my eyes on you! Stvpid little bastard wearing female hats and aba made shirts!

Even your appearance is a disgrace on its own! Dimwitted JAMB candidate!
Bwahahaha!!!

LWKMH!!!
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:28am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


Isn't this the same shiit you said about a year ago? And on the D-day I ended up disgracing your dirty ass while you kept whining like a b!tch on her period!

You're a lame docile vagabond who's only life starts and ends on this forum. You're a nobody in reality and people of your ilk won't get an inch close to people like me!

Woe betides you the day I set my eyes on you! Stvpid little bastard wearing female hats and aba made shirts!

Even your appearance is a disgrace on its own! Dimwitted JAMB candidate!
have u been looking at the mirror? damm ur face can make devil shout for help

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:28am On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Even the writeup looks like a stuttering rehearsal gone bad.

I bet the iidiot wouldn't even know where he'll shove his baby-dick even if a pusssy was staring him in the face grin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:29am On Feb 27, 2016
HEHEHE SO MANY HATERS. "u only hate on ur superiors in life.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:31am On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
have u been looking at the mirror? damm ur face can make devil shout for help

Really? grin

I'm not aware oo, I keep getting these pm's here n there, I forgot I'm ugly gringrin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:31am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


I bet the iidiot wouldn't even know where he'll shove his baby-dick even if a pusssy was staring him in the face grin
ARE U NOT THE BURNT OFFERING THAT HAVE BEEN BEGGING LADIES TO CHAT WITH YOU? U SEX STARVED HIV INFECTED DOG.

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 11:31am On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
hehehe old man
grin grin grin What's eating you up this morning, kiddo?

You couldn't do plagiarised threads any more? grin grin grin

See how dumb this one is cheesy cheesy cheesy

But I'll help you trend it!!
I know you're lonely

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:32am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


Really? grin

I'm not aware oo, I keep getting these pm's here n there, I forgot I'm ugly gringrin
HAHAHA who will send a vommit from the mouth of an earthworm pm.

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:32am On Feb 27, 2016
This has got to be the silliest quote I've ever read!!! ---------->


LORDSAMURAI:
HEHEHE SO MANY HATERS. "u only hate on ur superiors in life.


No wonder its author hasn't even scaled through JAMB gringrin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:34am On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
HAHAHA who will send a vommit from the mouth of an earthworm pm.

A lot. Quite a whole lot. LOOL, my mailbox will make you feel bad about yourself gringrin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 11:34am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


I bet the iidiot wouldn't even know where he'll shove his baby-dick even if a pusssy was staring him in the face grin
He says he blows air into a girl's punny and it opened like flower.... What a hell kind of description is that?

Anytime I see a silly thread, my default thought goes to him. That's why I came to help him trend it.

Nairaland is doing a good job of psychoanalysis for the kid .

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:34am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:
This has got to be the silliest quote I've ever read!!! ---------->





No wonder its author hasn't even scaled through JAMB gringrin
HEHEHE STALE!!! u keep ranting jamb since last year, its either ur head is block or ure running out of words.

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:35am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


A lot. Quite a whole lot. LOOL, my mailbox will make you feel bad about yourself gringrin
HA MAY D GODS 4BID, PICS OF UR MAIL OR MAY U DIE OF AIDS DIS YEAR.

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 11:35am On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
He says he blows air into a girl's punny and it opened like flower.... What a hell kind of description is that?

Anytime I see a silly thread, my default thought goes to him. That's why I came to help him trend it.

Nairaland is doing a good job of psychoanalysis for the kid .
I BET URE STILL A LEARNER
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:36am On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
He says he blows air into a girl's punny and it opened like flower.... What a hell kind of description is that?

Anytime I see a silly thread, my default thought goes to him. That's why I came to help him trend it.

Nairaland is doing a good job of psychoanalysis for the kid .


ROTFL!! gringringrin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 11:37am On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
HEHEHE STALE!!! u keep ranting jamb since last year, its either ur head is block or ure running out of words.
Truth never runs stale, lad.

You said you're an ND student.
That's implicitly admitting your JAMB score didn't hit the 200 mark.

Or is your ND option constrained by financial handicap?
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:38am On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
HA MAY D GODS 4BID, PICS OF UR MAIL OR MAY U DIE OF AIDS DIS YEAR.


Eyah.. I know how you feel aii? You're just too small to impress anyone on this forum. Don't cry aii?? Sexual starvation is quite normal at your age but it won't kill you gringrin





Just manage or wannk it out so your miserable life can move on gringrin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 11:38am On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
grin grin grin What's eating you up this morning, kiddo?

You couldn't do plagiarised threads any more? grin grin grin

See how dumb this one is cheesy cheesy cheesy

But I'll help you trend it!!
I know you're lonely
BASTARD, IDIOT
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 11:41am On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:


Eyah.. I know how you feel aii? You're just too small to impress anyone on this forum. Don't cry aii?? Sexual starvation is quite normal at your age but it won't kill you gringrin





Just manage or wannk it out so your miserable life can move on gringrin
HA see this goat, who is sex starved, or is it bcaus ure friends with a real life prostitutes in nairaland, everybody knows she is a prostitute, ure goat, there is nothing left 4 u anymore in life than to log in nairaland looking 4 ladies to chat with.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:42am On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Truth never runs stale, lad.

You said you're an ND student.
That's implicitly admitting your JAMB score didn't hit the 200 mark.

Or is your ND option constrained by financial handicap?

Which ND student?? This buffoon just left secondary school last year, I've got a pic on him on his school uniform. People who don't know him thinks he's matured because of the false stories he peddles here. In reality he's a lonely JAMBITE with a cheap nokia asha phone and free 10MB from etisalat!
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 11:43am On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Truth never runs stale, lad.

You said you're an ND student.
That's implicitly admitting your JAMB score didn't hit the 200 mark.

Or is your ND option constrained by financial handicap?
HAHA see this sick old for nothing zoo monkey, typing rubbish, idiot i scored 220 in my jamb.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:44am On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
HA see this goat, who is sex starved, or is it bcaus ure friends with a real life prostitutes in nairaland, everybody knows she is a prostitute, ure goat, there is nothing left 4 u anymore in life than to log in nairaland looking 4 ladies to chat with.

And who's this "she" everyone knows about but I don't? gringrin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Synzu(m): 11:45am On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
HAHA see this sick old for nothing zoo monkey, typing rubbish, idiot i scored 220 in my jamb.

STFU you idiotic dunce! You haven't written JAMB yet! You can't even write a proper sentence or essay. You will be miserable in life bro, no jokes! grin

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