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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 12:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
Synzu:



I was only trying to highlight your weak financial state boy, not your colour rioted dress sense gringrin


Ofcourse! You've got a face only a mother would love so you don't expect her to tell you how fugly you are boy, with your nose like blackberry charger! grin
bla bla bla stop hiding ur shame, ure jobless, u went to lagos to look 4 a job but u were rejected, bro i might not have cash but im building up a career 4 myself, what of u dat claim ure rich that ure d almighty yet poor and jobless, even a roadside mechanic is better and more acceptable in the society than u, u ugly goat, pukes on his hiv infected face
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 12:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
HAHAHA GOAT IDIOT, a look at ur dp, shows ure not only ugly but ure 4rm the animal kingdom.
Even if you're 19 you can do better. That's a diss of 7 year old.

We know you bleach to garner self-confidence.
But the annoying part is that you can't even bleach properly.

#200 Naira tube-paste has left you looking like a horror-movie character.

You don't even need extra costume to do Dibia for Nollywood grin grin grin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by firstking01(m): 12:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rubb_ish lipsrsealed
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by postmann: 12:21pm On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
Guys what are your craziest unthinkable sexual experience, the things that you do with the opposite spouse sexually that normally feels crazy? "well my craziest sexual experience was when i was giving a lady in school head, i seperated the vaginal with my hand and tongue and i use my mouth to blow breeze in the vaginal just like blowing air into a baloon(though she shouted in excitement) and inside the vaginal was open like a flower then she reached orgasm immediately, the orgasm was so much that it was coming out like a shower and i put my face on the entrance of the vaginal, using her orgasm to watch my face. "lol she called me a sex freak. "lol so guys whats yours?

Howdy LORDSAMURAI, long time! I was trailing The Darktroll when I stumbled into your thread. And I had to emboldened a part of your post which gave me a great concern and worry.

Man, the act of flowing air into a woman's V-Jay is extremely dangerous. It kills!
A light research will point out why. Please don't do that again.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 12:21pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Even if you're 19 you can do better. That's a diss of 7 year old.

We know you bleach to garner self-confidence.
But the annoying part is that you can't even bleach properly.

#200 Naira tube-paste has left you looking like a horror-movie character.

You don't even need extra costume to do Dibia for Nollywood grin grin grin
LIKE SERIOUSLY are u still typing? do u know how ur face look like, browse a picture of medusa and look urself in the mirror and go ask ur mom questions.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 12:24pm On Feb 27, 2016
postmann:


Howdy LORDSAMURAI, long time! I was trailing The Darktroll when I stumbled into your thread. And I had to emboldened a part of your post which gave me a great concern and worry.

Man, the act of flowing air into a woman's V-Jay is extremely dangerous. It kills!
A light research will point out why. Please don't do that again.
hehehehe thanks bro, i never knew but it brings out the excitement in them, and it quickly makes her reach orgasm, though i had ice in my mouth when i did it, and that makes the air 4rm my mouth cold and dats wat makes her go wild.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 12:28pm On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
HAHAHAHA U GHANIAN MONKEY, stop typing bla bla bla, i no longer play street football, i belong to a school of football known all over the country unlike u that ur mom and dad are dissapointed in u, to have waste ur life up to 45years with no wife, no kids nothing, ure a disgrace to manhood.
Today, I have decided to be diplomatic with you. I haven't employed my legendary diatribes on you and yet you still suffer double visions from my quiet disses grin grin grin

I have become a Ghanaian and a 45 year old. Why are you crying so uncontrollably?

Oya, as a Delta boy make I discharge your battery for you nah- nah.

Which football academy you dey? At your age you're not suppose to be in an academy. Your idol Messi and Ronaldo hit stardom at 17.

Your mates in Nigeria are playing under 17 world cup and you're still at an academy. Your daddy must have a long chain of endurance putting up with mundanity grin

Oya, give us a screengrab of your academy ID now.

And I'll never troll you again cool
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 12:30pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Today, I have decided to be diplomatic with you. I haven't employed my legendary diatribes on you and yet you still suffer double visions from my quiet disses grin grin grin

I have become a Ghanaian and a 45 year old. Why are crying so uncontrollably?

Oya, as a Delta boy make I discharge your battery for you nah- nah.

Which football academy you dey? At your age you're not suppose to be in an academy. Your idol Messi and Ronaldo hit stardom at 17.

Your mates in Nigeria are playing under 17 world cup and you're still at an academy. Your daddy must have a long chain of endurance putting up with mundanity grin

Oya, give us a screengrab of your academy ID now.

And I'll never troll you again cool
THis one is clearly ignorant on football matters, how did u know that my football age is up to 17? its clear ure ignorant of the game, idiot.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 12:35pm On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
THis one is clearly ignorant on football matters, how did u know that my football age is up to 17? its clear ure ignorant of the game, idiot.
Snap your academy Identity Card now and attach it to your next post!!!

You're a non-taxe paying ctitzen and your life is still in deficit.

You have never worked to support your existence!!!

You aren't even worth your weight in salt.

Softappless, you're a mentally challenged, psychological troubled, self-loathing dependent.

I can measure your life in drops. You haven't lived yet.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by postmann: 12:36pm On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
hehehehe thanks bro, i never knew but it brings out the excitement in them, and it quickly makes her reach orgasm, though i had ice in my mouth when i did it, and that makes the air 4rm my mouth cold and dats wat makes her go wild.

cheesy
Ok bro. Just for next time sake. Please be careful.

You can do better if you try to act like your detractors don't exist.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 12:38pm On Feb 27, 2016
postmann:


cheesy
Ok bro. Just for next time sake. Please be careful.

You can do better if you try to act like your detractors don't exist.
THANKS bro, yeah lemme press my ignore button on them.

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by JustHere2Observ(f): 12:38pm On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
ITS NOT PORN, ITS REAL

If you say so...lol
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 12:39pm On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
LIKE SERIOUSLY are u still typing? do u know how ur face look like, browse a picture of medusa and look urself in the mirror and go ask ur mom questions.
If you as much as talk about looks or parents just one more time and I shall log out and log in with my troll-moniker and slay you for my weekend sport.

Be careful!!!

I won't warn you again.
I've been toying with you since.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 12:39pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Snap your academy Identity Card now and attach it to your next post!!!

You're a non-taxe paying ctitzen and your life is still in deficit.

You have never worked to support your existence!!!

You aren't even worth your weight in salt.

Softappless, you're a mentally challenged, psychological troubled, self-loathing dependent.

I can measure your life in drops. You haven't lived yet.
k lemme ignore u b4 u drag me down to ur level of standardized stvpidity.

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 12:40pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
If you as much as talk about looks or parents just one more time and I shall log out and log in with my troll-moniker and slay you for my weekend sport.

Be careful!!!

I won't warn you again.
I've been toying with you since.
MAY OGUN,SANGO,ODUDUWA,IFA,AMADIOHA have u for lunch if u dnt lng in and slay me.

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by ssoftappless(m): 12:43pm On Feb 27, 2016
anyways im done here, postmann thanks for the advice, aproko dollyjoy i c u, i bet ure smilling by now on how im slaying them anyways my other thread just hit front page, dollyjoy let us go and attend to mentions. sia!! im out
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 12:44pm On Feb 27, 2016
postmann:


cheesy
Ok bro. Just for next time sake. Please be careful.

You can do better if you try to act like your detractors don't exist.
You're asking too much from Nairaland's bemedalled sapheaded dunce!!!
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by postmann: 12:44pm On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
anyways im done here, postmann thanks for the advice, aproko dollyjoy i c u, i bet ure smilling by now on how im slaying them anyways my other thread just hit front page, dollyjoy let us go and attend to mentions. sia!! im out

Thanks bro. Anytime.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by postmann: 12:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
You're asking too much from Nairaland's bemedalled sapheaded dunce!!!


King Troll, deliver your punches with mercy.

It is do-able.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 12:57pm On Feb 27, 2016
in my dreams. just like you...
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 12:58pm On Feb 27, 2016
ssoftappless:
MAY OGUN,SANGO,ODUDUWA,IFA,AMADIOHA have u for lunch if u dnt lng in and slay me.
You didn't meet the criteria, I was waiting on you to call my bluffs!!!


You have tried everything under the sun to be relevant and important but you remain a speck in reality , a flash in the events of life.

Try dying, jump into your waiting coffin and I'll guarantee I'll announce to the world that she is free of the burden of nature's worst _idiot.

Queer-pansy
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 12:58pm On Feb 27, 2016
postmann:



King Troll, deliver your punches with mercy.

It is do-able.
I wasn't trolling, fool. That was just a jab.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 1:06pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
I wasn't trolling, fool. That was just a jab.
i can see my punches are affecting u, lol eiya dnt be angry, the lord is ur strenght, hahahahahahahahaha postmann pls ignore his frustrations.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by postmann: 1:12pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
I wasn't trolling, fool. That was just a jab.

Ok.
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 1:12pm On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
i can see my punches are affecting u, lol eiya dnt be angry, the lord is ur strenght, hahahahahahahahaha postmann pls ignore his frustrations.
You didn't fire a shot, kid. Your " punches" were as silly as your thread.

You need Google to sound intelligent.
After you last thread which you copy-pasted from CNN ireport and claimed it as yours. I disgraced you by providing the link where you stole it from grin grin grin

Glory-thief!!!

Evolution designed you to be my inferior.

You are fated to be a drooling triton with diminished mental capacity!!!
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 1:13pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
You didn't fire a shot, kid. Your " punches" were as silly as your thread.

You need Google to sound intelligent.
After you last thread which you copy-pasted from CNN ireport and claimed it as yours. I disgraced you by providing the link where you stole it from grin grin grin

Glory-thief!!!

Evolution designed you to be my inferior.

You are fated to be a drooling triton with diminished mental capacity!!!
k (no offence)
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 1:14pm On Feb 27, 2016
postmann:


Ok.
lol u need to see hw am laughing with this ur reply. dat moment when someone types an epistle an u reply them with k

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Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 1:15pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
You didn't fire a shot, kid. Your " punches" were as silly as your thread.

You need Google to sound intelligent.
After you last thread which you copy-pasted from CNN ireport and claimed it as yours. I disgraced you by providing the link where you stole it from grin grin grin

Glory-thief!!!

Evolution designed you to be my inferior.

You are fated to be a drooling triton with diminished mental capacity!!!
ok
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by DarkTroll: 1:17pm On Feb 27, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
k (no offence)
Good boy!!!

The downing of your subservient existence has been marked, and now the beginning of a new era of human semblance has begun for you.

Always recognise hierarchy, son.

And tag along, I'll recover your lost pride and self-value from the tubes of bleaching creams. grin grin grin
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 1:18pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Good boy!!!

The downing of your subservient existence has been marked, and now the beginning of a new era of human semblance has begun for you.

Always recognise hierarchy, son.

And tag along, I'll recover your lost pride and self-value from the tubes of bleaching creams. grin grin grin
k
Re: What Is Your Craziest Sexual Experience? Mature Minds Only by Nobody: 1:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
DarkTroll:
Good boy!!!

The downing of your subservient existence has been marked, and now the beginning of a new era of human semblance has begun for you.

Always recognise hierarchy, son.

And tag along, I'll recover your lost pride and self-value from the tubes of bleaching creams. grin grin grin
son of medusa iv heard u

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