LORDSAMURAI:
I BET URE STILL A LEARNER

Learner? Boy, there's nothing for you to teach me!!!

Perhaps....but I need to learn-- from you- how to manage shame so gracelessly.

You make a fine living specimen for the observation of a stunted life living below primal existence

Synzu:


Which ND student?? This buffoon just left secondary school last year, I've got a pic on him on his school uniform. People who don't know him thinks he's matured because of the false stories he peddles here. In reality he's a lonely JAMBITE with a cheap nokia asha phone and free 10MB from etisalat!

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOAT, u just drop lies on nairaland to gain cheap likes, i will cc nairalanders that knows me personally and they can confirm that i wrote jamb in 2010, and im an ND graduate of 3.45 in banking and finance. "ure a problem to ur family and the entire world, u claim u graduated with 2nd class yet ure always online 24/7, everybody knows u went to lagos last year to look 4 a job, but as a reject dat ure, the people rejected u, ure a failure in life.

Synzu:


And who's this "she" everyone knows about but I don't?

O PLS U GOAT, i wnt mention her name but familiar folks here knows she is a prostitute, iv got 2friends that slept with her.

Synzu:


STFU you idiotic dunce! You haven't written JAMB yet! You can't even write a proper sentence or essay. You will be miserable in life bro, no jokes!

AND MAY THUNDER RAPE UR DESTINY, MAY U DIE OF EPILEPSY IF IV WRITTEN JAMB SINCE 2010

ssoftappless:
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOAT, u just drop lies on nairaland to gain cheap likes, i will cc nairalanders that knows me personally and they can confirm that i wrote jamb in 2010, and im an ND graduate of 2.45 in banking and finance. "ure a problem to ur family and the entire world, u claim u graduated with 2nd class yet ure always online 24/7, everybody knows u went to lagos last year to look 4 a job, but as a reject dat ure, the people rejected u, ure a failure in life.

Kindly cc those nairalanders who know you personally


And while you're at it, cc "everybody" who knows I went to Lagos to look for a job last year too

If you don't, then you're not just a chronic shameless liar, but the b!tch who shat a scum like you into this earth deserves to be impaled in her anus by a giant cactus!

ssoftappless:
HAHA see this sick old for nothing zoo monkey, typing rubbish, idiot i scored 220 in my jamb.

lolz!!!

You had 220, that could definitely give you a good course in most top cadre university across the country.

So it is my guess financial constriction held you from being a university undergraduate.

But that's not true, we both know it.

Your stunted literary muscles
Epileptic logical powers
And utter lack of sophistication are all the proof I need to deduce accurately that you are a 120-mark attainer.

DarkTroll:
Learner? Boy, there's nothing for you to teach me!!!

Perhaps....but I need to learn-- from you- how to manage shame so gracelessly.

You make a fine living specimen for the observation of a stunted life living below primal existence

CRAP boy, ure still my boy when it comes to matter like this, shuu away to ur life of failure

ssoftappless:
O PLS U GOAT, i wnt mention her name but familiar folks here knows she is a prostitute, iv got 2friends that slept with her.

You've got no friends bro. Not even in your dreams

You're a lonely scallywag whose only joy comes from wearing female hats and aba made kiddies shirts! You look like a decomposing corpse in shades

Synzu:


Kindly cc those nairalanders who know you personally


And while you're at it, cc "everybody" who knows I went to Lagos to look for a job last year too

If you don't, then you're not just a chronic shameless liar, but the b!tch who shat a scum like you into this earth deserves to be impaled in her anus by a giant cactus!

HAHAHA E PAIN AM, INCase u dnt know it was a nairalander close to u that burst ur burble, ure jobless, everybody knows it, even a newly registered moniker knows ure jobless, after leaving lagos without a job, all u now do is cc ladies here in romanceland.

ssoftappless:
CRAP boy, ure still my boy when it comes to matter like this, shuu away to ur life of failure

Start with your prosody.

Then see if you can go beyond an ND certificate holder. That can only guarantee you an elementary school teaching job. But since you can't spell or write properly, you will likely end up as a circus clown

Synzu:


You've got no friends bro. Not even in your dreams

You're a lonely scallywag whose only joy comes from wearing female hats and aba made kiddies shirts! You look like a decomposing corpse in shades

STOP dropping insults to hide ur shame, who knows u might be infected with aids, the only friend u have and uve seen is the popular romanceland female prostitute.

ssoftappless:
AND MAY THUNDER RAPE UR DESTINY, MAY U DIE OF EPILEPSY IF IV WRITTEN JAMB SINCE 2010

You're a JAMBITE! *FACT*

You're barely 19 years old boy and if you wrote JAMB six years ago then that means you wrote JAMB at age 13!!!!



You must really think our I.Q is as low as yours right??

DarkTroll:
Start with developing your prosody.

Then see if you can go beyond an ND certificate holder. That can only guarantee you an elementary school teaching job. But since you can't spell or write properly, you will likely end up as a circus clown

people are typing, this retired old good 4 nothing scumbag is still typing, i have a funtioning career that im pursuing, but u what do u have? nairaland posts where u brag about ur knowledge in sexual protocols, thats ur only acheivement.

ssoftappless:
HAHAHA E PAIN AM, INCase u dnt know it was a nairalander close to u that burst ur burble, ure jobless, everybody knows it, even a newly registered moniker knows ure jobless, after leaving lagos without a job, all u now do is cc ladies here in romanceland.

LOL, even a newly registered moniker knows it right??





When a senseless kid talks like this, we slap him on the mouth to reset his brain manually

Synzu:



You're a JAMBITE! *FACT*

You're barely 19 years old boy and if you wrote JAMB six years ago then that means you wrote JAMB at age 13!!!!



You must really think our I.Q is as low as yours right??

hahahaha bastard, son of a drunkard that was raped in the ass by the village deity, if im not 19years old may u never see ur children, may u die b4 june.

Synzu:


Lies from the pit of hell!

We all know you're a chronic masturbator and still a virgin.

My thoughts exactly...lol...sounds like something from a porn

ssoftappless:
STOP dropping insults to hide ur shame, who knows u might be infected with aids, the only friend u have and uve seen is the popular romanceland female prostitute.

Stop wearing kiddies shirts boy, grow up.






Yet you wonder why you're bored and sex starved...

Synzu:


Which ND student?? This buffoon just left secondary school last year, I've got a pic on him on his school uniform. People who don't know him thinks he's matured because of the false stories he peddles here. In reality he's a lonely JAMBITE with a cheap nokia asha phone and free 10MB from etisalat!

Of course, I know he's never graced the gates of any higher institution!!

what with his appalling writing abilities devoid of punctuation and lexical concordance.

I don't wish to rob the kid of the only life he knows ---Nairaland.

JustHere2Observ:

My thoughts exactly...lol...sounds like something from a porn

LOL, the OP is a known chronic pornn addict/wannk master

Synzu:



LOL, even a newly registered moniker knows it right??





When a senseless kid talks like this, we slap him on the mouth to reset his brain manually

O BOY SHUT the fork up and face ur already semi finished pathetic life of an ugly cretin, why the newly registered monikers not take notice of how jobless and headless u are when u spent 24/7 online daily looking 4 ladies to chat with, ure a disgrace to the disgrace called family that u have.

www.nairaland.com/lordsamurai

For pictures of a lonely sex starved boy in aba made "versachee" shirt and his sister's church hat.

Synzu:


Stop wearing kiddies shirts boy, grow up.






Yet you wonder why you're bored and sex starved...

yeah i bought a shirt 4 kids thank u, atleast i dont have a face that is uglier than a vommit like urs, ure disgusting.

Synzu:
www.nairaland.com/lordsamurai

O common im proud that i am handsome, i dnt need u to tell me that online, its smtin that i have been hearing 4 years now, i bought an aba made shirt and put on a lady's hat yet i killed the dressing, but u only ur face in ur dp can crash nairaland server.

JustHere2Observ:


My thoughts exactly...lol...sounds like something from a porn

ITS NOT PORN, ITS REAL

ssoftappless:
people are typing, this retired old good 4 nothing scumbag is still typing, i have a funtioning career that im pursuing, but u what do u have? nairaland posts where u brag about ur knowledge in sexual protocols, thats ur only acheivement.

Pursuing a career?

Yes, that's why you spend your entire E-life aping me!!!

When I write my threads from the vast depths of my mental bank of improvisation and knowledge and patent them here, you plagiarised yours from the internet and claim them for yourself. That's theft!!!

You play street football organised by wayward minions while dreaming of being a Lionel Messi.

Your delusions must be genetically induced

ssoftappless:
yeah i bought a shirt 4 kids thank u, atleast i dont have a face that is uglier than a vommit like urs, ure disgusting.

I wouldn't bet on that boy

Synzu:


I wouldn't bet on that boy

He can't write a proper line of sentence to save his life!

Synzu:


I wouldn't bet on that boy

HAHAHA GOAT IDIOT, a look at ur dp, shows ure not only ugly but ure 4rm the animal kingdom.

ssoftappless:
O common im proud that i am handsome, i dnt need u to tell me that online, its smtin that i have been hearing 4 years now, i bought an aba made shirt and put on a lady's hat yet i killed the dressing, but u only ur face in ur dp can crash nairaland server.

I was only trying to highlight your weak financial state boy, not your colour rioted dress sense


Ofcourse! You've got a face only a mother would love so you don't expect her to tell you how fugly you are boy, with your nose like blackberry charger!

sickstars:

Bahdt gal

U again

DarkTroll:
He can't write a proper line of sentence to save his life!

Seriously bro, I'm sick of replying that witless little rat with deficiencies in english language.

DarkTroll:
Pursuing a career?

Yes, that's why you spend your entire E-life aping me!!!

When I write my threads from the vast debts of my mental bank of improvisation and knowledge and patent them here, you plagiarised yours from the internet and claim them for yourself. That's theft!!!

You play street football organised by wayward minions while dreaming of being a Lionel Messi.

Your delusions must be genetically induced

HAHAHAHA U GHANIAN MONKEY, stop typing bla bla bla, i no longer play street football, i belong to a school of football known all over the country unlike u that ur mom and dad are dissapointed in u, to have waste ur life up to 45years with no wife, no kids nothing, ure a disgrace to manhood.