On Saturday a Nigerian man in #Atlanta named Maino sent 2 million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile money transfer. He thought of what to do to stop d person from withdrawing d money n he came up with this:he sent a message to d person's phone saying."hello dark n worthy initiate,I hope u are OK.I believe u have received d money I sent to u?it's for ur initiation into d eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in d ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am.dat money is only 4 ur transport.I'll send u more 4 ur shopping. There are riches awaiting u in this kingdom. Two weeks after d initiation,a family member very close to ur hrt will die in a mysterious circumstance n another 2weeks later d next person close to ur hrt again will die too,these deaths will unlock ur ticket to wealth,ability to fly at night to any part of d world,change into all kinds of animal to deliver ur various assignments.remember to come with a syringe n needle 4 drawing ur blood every 20 minutes. Please remember DAT u must nt come a minute late nor a minute earlier bcux d viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate d ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case u are nt ready to join please send back d money otherwise u will die in d nxt 24hrs".............. ....5 minutes late he got an sms saying, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested......! !!!
D man fainted..

LMAO THAT GUY IS A WARRI GUY

A typical onitsha man

Igbo kwenu

Only the initiated can compose this text.
God have mercy.