Monalisa185:


lwkm, Joe...you just confirmed their suspicion... smh...yeye pikin

falconey:
Igboro ti take over.


typing..........


I gat so many that i cant think of one to narrate.

OK
it was 2010, i was dating this girl called queen whom lives 5 blocks away from my uncle's house where i reside then.

The first day we met she was looking for water with her keg In the estate, i saw her and offered to help her get it in our compound, she accepted and we both entered our compound,

as she was waiting for the water to get filled bro dickson bellow took over my senses as i was caressing her ass slowly, she didnt object, in my mind it was ( fal this is your lucky day).

i was very furious when the water got filled because i know i had to stop. Before she could pick the keg up to move out i quickly tricked her to come inside which she agreed.

Mehn i was about to UnCloth when my uncle's wife came in, i never expected her at that time because she always go to evening service every friday.

She caught us and i was so embarrassed because She respect me a lot and she do call me 'brother' ( yoruba courtesy to in-laws). After that night i lost the 'brother' lost the girl and bro dickson was dissapointed too.

ireneony weldone oooooooo

Lsofdk:

so, ima asu espanyol

hehehehe, mba o, anam amuamu

Omotayor123:
The last time I saw that was in a Movie

JoeCutie:
Onyi, what ain't you telling me?

hehehehe, take a wild guess!!

Caringguy:
Making money na

BumBae:

Tell us your embarrassing experience mama,we waiting

sonOfLucifer:
Happy Easter dear..hope u had a swell one. Any chicken for me?

Same dear
yes I did,and chicken don finish,will you manage fish?

Monalisa185:


I no know na, it can only be "MONEY MAKING"... what means?

Smellymouth:
It happened couple of years back during my NYSC service year. I met this cute undergraduate on my way to Ikirun, Osun state where I was serving, became friends-->Lovers and she invited me over to spend the weekend at her place.


****Fast Forward ******



On that fateful day, I got to her hostel and met her hostel friends in her room, males/females; then it was BlackBerry Torch 2 that was in vogue, so I brought out my Silver BlackBerry Torch 2 and pretended I was making a call.Talking to my buddy; telling him how I got a contract with a construction firm, come and see lie na
That was how I got carried away, that I didn't even remember my ring tone again.The phone has been blasting " D'Banj's Oliver Twist " almost to the 2nd verse.
By the time I realized what was happening, all the ladies and dudes in the room were laughing their hearts out including the babe I went to see.
Mhennn,i just felt the floor should open and swallow me


Nota Bene:: Ireneony,falconey, Wristbangle ,una Weldone ooooo

Omotayor123:

Hilarious... This make me remember one film wey I watch like that.

Sorry in arrears dear

Caringguy:
Sorry it's my secret and i ain't gon' share it, So far the money dey come..''' don't bother about the means okay?

calm down gee!! wanted to know if it's the same music route...it's all good na ..keep it locked man!! money must be made...legally though

Smellymouth:

What's the title of the movie??

Monalisa185:


hehehehe, take a wild guess!!

JoeCutie:
I'm out of ideas really. Besides, you said you'd catch me up on something at the corner? Add this one to it.

ermmm, true that... make i add am sharperly...you this boy, you shaaa like amebo oo

Barrysleek:
Mine happen recently there is this my neighbor I use to sleep with almost everyday on this particular day she came to knock at my gate that her mum has gone to the village that I should come and release i was so happy because it was morning and I needed to be relieve. I immediately went with her we headed straight to her room and got down as we where on the act we heard a knock on the door she told me to ignore the knock and continue what I was doing that it was Gozie our neighbor that wanted to come and have a piece of her because he saw when her mum left for the village, we ignored him he kept on banging the door he suspected that she was with me he got his phone called her mum that she should return that Abigail is with a guy inside the house her mum immediately return, we where still on the act when she knocked she went to check and found out that it was her mum we didn't open the door she kept on knocking we both put our phones in silent she called my line before her line after awhile I went and hid at the toilet Abigail left the front door open and went to the back to open the door for her mum immediately she enter she checked the entire room in that process I sneaked out tro the front down the snitch Gozie saw me coming out but he didn't raise alarm I walked jeer jeer to my house. later that evening Abigail's mum called me that she wants to see me i went she told me that Gozie send he saw me sneak out of her house when she came back I deny it though she didn't believe but she couldn't do anything since she didn't catch me red handed.

Bros, you need to ask for the forgiveness of ur sins

Monalisa185:


calm down gee!! wanted to know if it's the same music route...it's all good na ..keep it locked man!! money must be made...legally though

Monalisa185:


ermmm, true that... make i add am sharperly...you this boy, you shaaa like amebo oo

snakie86:
i don eat finish....Don’t even know where to start from but this particular one comes to mind easily.....

It was during my undergraduate years when this stupid ASUU strike occurred, what we thought will be a one week strike continues for close to three month. I was already missing my babe then as we are not used to being apart for that long couple with the fact that she moved to her elder brother’s house who was very strict.

I was happy this particular day she told me that her elder brother and his family will be visiting their senior daughter in one of the private school in Ogun state the following Saturday and asked that i should show up as it will afford us enough time to be together again...
The Saturday was environmental sanitation day, we agreed i will leave home early around 5am as her elder brother will leave home around that time too, this will afford me to beat movement restriction from 7am.

She gave me address and description Na so i wakka commot for my house in Ejigbo around 5:30am, enter oshodi bus, from oshodi to ketu as my destination was alapere.It was a joy as i even arrived Oshodi before 6am and boarded Ketu danfo, on getting to Ojota, na so we encounter this stupid traffic, like play like play, it was not until 7:45am i got to Ketu bus stop...everywhere was dry without people on the road.

Since there was no bike again, i asked from people the location to where i was going and they told me i should trek from one corner to the other, that was how i started walking until i got to a street and saw police patrolling, they just parked beside me without even asking me any question bundled me into their van and zoom we started going (guess my dressing already shows that i was on a journey as i was fully kitted in my best attire)..............

They arrested so many other people too, after taking me on serious journey around alapere, they dumped us at the station then zoomed off again, I started pleading with the officer at the station that I was a student but lost my way. He said there was nothing he could do until the team that arrested me comes back. My babe was already calling and i narrated my ordeal to her, my phone was seized at a point.......

Roflwkkmd lmao @ the bolded

Rexhenrex:
you just brought back memory of 100lvl days when I went to visit my mass.com babe at federal locust gra on a sunny Sunday morning(never knew there were military guys who start duty from 12 pm till 4am)...wore my favourite Vickers trouser and ma tommy Hilfiger briefs with ma well starched kharki shirt! as a fresh boy wore my Louis Vuitton shoe and a Rolex was feeling like an omo baba olowo!

as I entered her place na, she hugged me after gisting and uhm uhm,we decided to go to SFC as we came out of the house by I think 1pm the soldier guys were already at there check point so as we where passing the next thing I heard was bros come

me: how fa na
soldier guy: identify yourself

me: am henry,how can I help you
soldier guy: OK pull off the shirt!

me: I can't (I wan feel James bond for front of bae)

soldier guy: OK pull both the trouser

as I wanted saying this is preposterous, this guy landed me a slap (gbam )there was an eclipse first but i didn't feel it until like 3mins later I began to smile and started pulling my trouser,shoe,shirt,and wrist watch and she told me I was even chasing cars and used my shoes as a phone to make call..she broke up with me the next day that I wasn't man enough to fight for ma self talk more of for her...I later on found out that the last guy the soldier man slapped is still suffering from partial stroke. meaning I was lucky to be left with only a permanent palm imprint and some gap tooths!

#if I had gone to church I for no suffer like that.mean while Maryann na thunder without charging point go fire you!


BTW all this girls above 30 with rings on there nose instead of there fingers pls are you a bull

Michellla:
"I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building"

We know you lying,but continue

tosyne2much:
Nearly every guy has at least once in his lifetime experienced a memorable awkward moment when he was brutally embarrassed for visiting a lady either by the lady's parents, her brothers, uncle or her boyfriend whom she never told you about.

*Let me share mine*

A few years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with a very pretty lady. After several months of regular chats, calls and SMSes; I planned on how to meet with my supposed girlfriend and of course, our wishes came to reality as I travelled down to meet with her.

She entertained me with pictures and we started discussing those nasty things we used to say on the phone and how we have both been fantasising about the day we will meet, make fun and perhaps, make love. We discussed at length and later ran out of gist after which I went to the bathroom to have my bath and she followed suite after I was done. (She lived in a self-contain apartment)

We further had a little gist, we became quiet and started looking at each other just like a puppy that has not been fed for days. That was when I knew it was time for the show to begin when someone knocked on the door. She headed towards the door and opened it and here came this young man of an average height, dark sinned and a bit mancho. He didn't greet me but as a perfect gentlemen, I greeted him but I noticed he didn't respond (whether you answer of not, na ur own wahala be that, I said to myself).

What I noticed was the sudden facial expression of contempt registered on his face and the first question he asked her was what I was doing in her room and I was like wtf !! "Shey dis one dey craze ni?, who be dis dog wey no get rope for neck?" Be like say this guy no know me, even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan no fit pursue me comot for here" .... I just throway face dey reply my BBM PINGs as I no kuku get business with am

When I got the greatest shock of my life was when she introduced me to him as an ex classmate way back in secondary school and that I only came to say hello to her and would be leaving soon.. The dude started shouting calling her all sort of names and demanded I leave the room before he's forced to do what would hurt me I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building.

She later called and start pleading that it was her uncle and that he had gone so I should return back. I got furious and heaped curses on her never to call me again..

I later deleted her number, blocked her on whatsapp and unfriend her on facebook.

I have never felt embarrassed like this in my life all because of punni

Guys, don't be shy, share that embarrassing moment of yours and spread the fun

chibwike:
Ok, i was slapped brutally by my dad....because of a girl.

How did it happen?. Well i was in the church oh during a vigil, singing my praises jeje...all of a sudden i had a tap on my back..on looking back i saw that it was the lil sis of the babe that actually caused my slap.

She said her sis wants to see me outside...we had initially been staring at each other in the church since (you know that love look na) so that made me feel that maybe she has decided to make the move.

Sharp sharp, i hurriedly stopped my singing and proceeded to follow the messenger outside. Over-happiness made me forget that my dad was sitting close to me.

Omo the man followed me up oh...i was just walking happily and he was at my back moving with me
. When i got there i was like 'babe you said you wanna.......' before i could complete the statement..the slapped landed on my face GBOA!. I turned immediately, on seeing my dad..i became weak..i just gave myself away so he can use me...

For some time i could not look at her face.

Twas really shameful.

P.s i was still young then oh.

silentachieverr:


Loool...happy birthday to you though.

thanks tons kinglekan come and share yours.and dont dare lie.

pwettiejay:
I'm here to read comments perhaps I'm not a guy

It doesn't matter so share urs too

Michellla:
thanks tons

Barrysleek:
Mine happen recently there is this my neighbor I use to sleep with almost everyday on this particular day she came to knock at my gate that her mum has gone to the village that I should come and release i was so happy because it was morning and I needed to be relieve. I immediately went with her we headed straight to her room and got down as we where on the act we heard a knock on the door she told me to ignore the knock and continue what I was doing that it was Gozie our neighbor that wanted to come and have a piece of her because he saw when her mum left for the village, we ignored him he kept on banging the door he suspected that she was with me he got his phone called her mum that she should return that Abigail is with a guy inside the house her mum immediately return, we where still on the act when she knocked she went to check and found out that it was her mum we didn't open the door she kept on knocking we both put our phones in silent she called my line before her line after awhile I went and hid at the toilet Abigail left the front door open and went to the back to open the door for her mum immediately she enter she checked the entire room in that process I sneaked out tro the front down the snitch Gozie saw me coming out but he didn't raise alarm I walked jeer jeer to my house. later that evening Abigail's mum called me that she wants to see me i went she told me that Gozie send he saw me sneak out of her house when she came back I deny it though she didn't believe but she couldn't do anything since she didn't catch me red handed.