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12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 8:49am On Apr 01, 2016
[b]Men would say that being a man isn’t a
day’s job. Well, same thing applies to
the woman. Believe me. It’s not easy
being a woman. Besides, we all are
gifted with different body shapes and
sizes or height; tall or short. No matter
how you have been structured, I believe
you understand yourself better than any
one does.


Here is a list of things only short women
understand:


1. Your tall friends standing next to you
in a group picture is not what you
bargained for.


2. And now Buying high heels or the
highest heels has become your habit.


3. Only short women probably think it’s
an injustice when anybody over five
inches and above wears high heels. So
unfair


4. And the High bar-stools always pose a
big problem; the leg-dangle factor, in
particular.


5. Talking about bars, how the hell are
you supposed to order when all the
bartender can see is the tippy-top of
your ponytail?


6. You have no idea what’s on the top
shelf of your bookcase; you just keep
guessing.


7. You sit about six inches from the
steering wheel or use a pillow as a lift.


8. You’re used to being called “cute” as
a compliment and when you are not
called such, it poses a problem for you


9. Dating was always pretty easy
because everyone was taller than you
and you looked more portable than other
ladies out there.


10. You buy shirts with bigger sizes just
to make you look big.


11. You don’t understand the rationale
behind stacking the smallest Jeans at
the top of the shelf.


12. you wonder why a chorus of
“awwwn” come when you name your
shoe size.

Only the short woman knows these.[/b]

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by ireneony(f): 8:49am On Apr 01, 2016
Thank God am not short grin
I have the kind of height evrry man desire.
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Bluezy13(m): 8:51am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa, your plight is understood.
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 8:52am On Apr 01, 2016
I love short girl especially the petite ones... They're so easy to carry and manipulate. grin

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 8:52am On Apr 01, 2016
Bluezy13:
Monalisa, your plight is understood.

hehehehe, what plight?
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by PoliticalThuG(m): 8:53am On Apr 01, 2016
12 rubbish things short women understand

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 8:53am On Apr 01, 2016
sighted Aunty monalisa happy new month
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by vynzecent(m): 8:54am On Apr 01, 2016
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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 8:55am On Apr 01, 2016
ireneony:
Thank God am not short grin I have the kind of height evrry man desire.
shocked everyman? so what's your height?
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by danduj(m): 8:55am On Apr 01, 2016
short devils grin they too lyk wahala

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 8:56am On Apr 01, 2016
olihilistic:
sighted Aunty monalisa happy new month

happy new month to you too , sirgrin
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Cholls(m): 8:56am On Apr 01, 2016
ireneony:
Thank God am not short grin I have the kind of height evrry man desire.
my sister you can lieee!

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by dollyjoy(f): 8:57am On Apr 01, 2016
I can relatecheesy
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 8:57am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


happy new month to you too , sirgrin
this one wey u De shine teeth like this you sure say alert never beep??
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 9:01am On Apr 01, 2016
danduj:
short devils grin they too lyk wahala
lol, wicked!! who no like wahala?
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Bluezy13(m): 9:02am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, what plight?
Your picture says it all.










The guy is looking down on you even with the distance... cheesy
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Mutuwa(m): 9:02am On Apr 01, 2016
ireneony:
Thank God am not short grin
I have the kind of height evrry man desire.

Really...
Proof
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 9:03am On Apr 01, 2016
hahaha!! @OP is a dwarf, eiya there is hope 4 u, d lord is ur strenght.

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 9:03am On Apr 01, 2016
olihilistic:
this one wey u De shine teeth like this you sure say alert never beep??

hehehehe, I trust sey you don wire the thing nacheesy
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 9:05am On Apr 01, 2016
Bluezy13:
Your picture says it all.









The guy is looking down on you even with the distance... cheesy
hehehehe, look again, this time, slllooooowwwwwwlllllyyyyy!!!! tongue
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 9:05am On Apr 01, 2016
Bluezy13:
Your picture says it all.









The guy is looking down on you even with the distance... cheesy
hehehehe, look again, this time, slllooooowwwwwwlllllyyyyy!!!! tongue
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 9:06am On Apr 01, 2016
ireneony:
Thank God am not short grin
I have the kind of height evrry man desire.
We desire short girls, you do not have the kind of height "any" man desires.

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 9:06am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, I trust sey you don wire the thing nacheesy
me I De wait for my share ni
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 9:07am On Apr 01, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
hahaha!! @OP is a dwarf, eiya there is hope 4 u, d lord is ur strenght.

who's this one again?
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 9:07am On Apr 01, 2016
Bluezy13:

Your picture says it all.










The guy is looking down on you even with the distance... cheesy
but monalisa is not that short nah if she's the one on the dp
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by ireneony(f): 9:09am On Apr 01, 2016
sylvalord:
We desire short girls, you do not have the kind of height "any" man desires.
I'm proud and I love it!
You are weak that's y u go for short girls. I'm short neither am I very tall grin

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 9:10am On Apr 01, 2016
olihilistic:
me I De wait for my share ni
lol,you go get am nowcheesy
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 9:10am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


who's this one again?
the king of samurai, i was only giving u words of encourage of bein a shortee.

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Bluezy13(m): 9:11am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, look again, this time, slllooooowwwwwwlllllyyyyy!!!! tongue
Manageable cheesy
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Nobody: 9:12am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:

lol,you go get am nowcheesy
anticipating in fact iyam waiting
Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by nikkypearl(f): 9:13am On Apr 01, 2016
Best solutions
1)don't take group pictures

2)stop making high heels a habit

3)take your mind off the next tall girl putting on heels

4)stop going to bar

5) stop going to bar again

6) stop going to a library

7)Stop using a car

coolStop listeing to unneccssary compliment

9)Stop buying size 12

10)Stop buying jeans

11)My sister,stop buying shoes grin

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Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Monalisa185(f): 9:13am On Apr 01, 2016
PushPlay:
I love short girl especially the petite ones... They're so easy to carry and manipulate. grin

shocked, manipulate ke? hehehehe, how do you mean?

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