layla129:

Lol, thanks

UyiIredia:


Lol. What if I said that to get laid ?

layla129:

layla129:

firstking01:

layla129:

Lool you got me there. But it won't work...you need more than that

UyiIredia:


Oh so there is still a chance that someone can bed you. Okay o.

layla129:

Definitely. With a ring of course

WiLdFLame:
Let us play truth or dare?? Then d work will do itself

Marlvin:
Such lies are now outdated, wait till you hear the new edition lies.

KingRex1:
Yaaa thats it!

You bad gan..

Marlvin:
Such lies are now outdated, wait till you hear the new edition lies.

layla129:

Wanna show me some demo?

Marlvin:




Guy Codes; no snitching

KingRex1:
Haha, tell her.. Who still does all those?

layla129:

Marlvin:



99.9% positively brain twisting lies... will leave you actually doubting the truth instead of the lies .

KingRex1:
Thats the nigga that twist em layla's brain up even afta she claims she knws niggas tricks

hifaif1:
Thank God I chose to be a priest!!!

layla129:


Lol, you again? What is a priest looking for in the romance section?

vicechancellor:
your eyes though, if only your hips were that extravagant.

layla129:


Lol, you're a sucker for hips?

vicechancellor:
I like both, I don't discriminate. I could actually catch a grenade for your type.

layla129:
Women lie, men lie, everybody lies. But when it comes to getting laid, men could tell alot of lies just so they could have some with you. Before sex, is probably the men that lie the most.
Here are some of them;

1. Let me put the tip in: desperate moments require desperate measures and this one of such desperate lies men tell.

2. Let's take off our tops...its hot. We wont do anything: thanks to the recent hot weather and fuel scarcity we are experiencing, this beautiful lie comes handy.

3. Wanna go watch TV in my room

4. You're beautiful and it will be an honour to sleep with you: women love to feel good about themselves and men know this. Even when she looks like an ogre they still say this line.

5.Its cold here, lets get under the covers. Let's just cuddle... thats all. 15mins later, you'll be the one begging for sex.

6.Baby, i'm going to breakup with my wife/girlfriend soon. She not the one for me...you're the one for me.

7. No one will know: this lie is common when you're in a relationship and scared your man will find out. He tells you no one will know to make you feel comfortable with cheating. We all know 90% of men will still go on to tell the whole neighborhood.

8. His errection: truly, an errection left unrelieved can hurt but not so hard that he needs to have sex...unless he has used performance enhancers.


Add yours. TGIF!!!!

DeeTus:
Women are more dangerous. A woman had lied to me that she's sick, only to go see her, she dropped nake.d. Full nake.d, no bra no pant and was begging me to make love to her but I overcame the temptation.

layla129:


Lmao! You're kidding right? I admire your strength

layla129:


Lol, you again? What is a priest looking for in the romance section?

hifaif1:


I am watching out for potential monks and nuns!!!

layla129:


Lol, why not go to religion, family, politics, etc why romance?

layla129:
Women lie, men lie, everybody lies. But when it comes to getting laid, men could tell alot of lies just so they could have some with you. Before sex, is probably the men that lie the most.
Here are some of them;


Add yours. TGIF!!!!