When nature calls, you must obey whether you like it or not. But in some cases, you may choose to ignore. Someone like me can ignore if I choose to. Just like a time I held my own from Abuja to Lagos.
Ie. 12 hours on the road.



So, nairalanders, what is the longest time you've ever held shit?


Please I don't want forming here.

Ph to kano, ah really donno hw i did it, i jt kwew i had to §public trans§

I jux cnt hold it.





Each time I try, I end up avin migraine dunno why.

Lubixy:
Ph to kano, ah really donno hw i did it, i jt kwew i had to §public trans§

Sister you try oh... Come to think of it, from ph to kano?

sinaj:
I jux cnt hold it.




Each time I try, I end up avin migraine dunno why.

Lol!

Evidence1000:


Sister you try oh... Come to think of it, from ph to kano?

lyk i said i had to cavse i hate pple staring at me jt imagine it mia tiny voice he wnt even hear me

I've held mine for 2 days when i went to live with an uncle in ajegunle,during my waec days.The toilet was always filled with sh!t and water everywhere...i guess this is very romantic that's why you posted it in romance section abi

kullozone:
I've held mine for 2 days when i went to live with an uncle in ajegunle,during my waec days.The toilet was always filled with sh!t and water everywhere...i guess this is very romantic that's why you posted it in romance section abi

Lol! 2 days ke? The shitt no hold u wella.

Don't mind me jawe. Where else would I have posted it nah?

Evidence1000:


Lol! 2 days ke? The shitt no hold u wella.

Don't mind me jawe. Where else would I have posted it nah?

me wey almost sh!t inside motor...i was writing exam and thinking about how i would destroy my dad's own toilet with sh't immediately i got home.

kullozone:


me wey almost sh!t inside motor...i was writing exam and thinking about how i would destroy my dad's own toilet with sh't immediately i got home.

Hahahaha!!! And your dad would have disowned you na. Lol

Evidence1000:

Hahahaha!!! And your dad would have disowned you na. Lol

nah!but the smell almost pursue everybody from the house sha.

Lubixy:
Ph to kano, ah really donno hw i did it, i jt kwew i had to §public trans§

I hope u didnt mess inside d bus dat day, make driver no go get accident.

kullozone:
nah!but the smell almost pursue everybody from the house sha.

The kinda smell that can make one's landlord to give him quit notice... Lol

Gosh! What sort of disgusting thread is this ?

Festivalofholi:
I hope u didnt mess inside d bus dat day, make driver no go get accident.

i wnt lie i remeber sendin 1or 2 silent bomds§ i think it didnt OOZZ dat much i think

Lubixy:
i wnt lie i remeber sendin 1or 2 silent bomds§ i think it didnt OOZZ dat much i think

I think u just lied, cos ur face luks like someone whose mess smells like hydrogen sulphide..... .......Just kidding......

Rukkydelta:
Gosh! What sort of disgusting thread is this ?

U no dey poo? na ur kind of poo dey smell pass,wat is disgusting about dis thread?

Festivalofholi:
I think u just lied, cos ur face luks like someone whose mess smells like hydrogen sulphide..... .......Just kidding......

hahaha [H2S hydrogen sulphide> smells lyk rotten egg<] u're funny

Lubixy:
hahaha [H2S hydrogen sulphide> smells lyk rotten egg<] u're funny

Lol.. Not as funny as u. D lady below sha, her case dey God hand.

Three days mehn!! It wasn't funny, I was on some pills that made my poo so strong. Each time I went to the toilet, it felt like my azz hole was blocked.

rubsaphy:
Three days mehn!! It wasn't funny, I was on some pills that made my poo so strong. Each time I went to the toilet, it felt like my azz hole was blocked.

buhahahahahahakikkikiki vr rectum engine knock ? 3dayz kai u try

8 days at Nysc Camp Iseyin Oyo

Lol the 3 posters above this.

Lubixy:
buhahahahahahakikkikiki vr rectum engine knock ? 3dayz kai u try

Yeah, had to start drinking water like a camel.

rubsaphy:
Yeah, had to start drinking water like a camel.

ehya, all is well

prettythicksme:
U no dey poo? na ur kind of poo dey smell pass,wat is disgusting about dis thread?

Everything o....I don't poo, I can't do such an irritating stuff cos I'm specially made by God

rubsaphy:
Three days mehn!! It wasn't funny, I was on some pills that made my poo so strong. Each time I went to the toilet, it felt like my azz hole was blocked.

Lols

I don't shyte

kokoA:
I don't shyte

Then you're not human.

From omagwa Int'l airport ph to brussels in belgium...the pooing systems in the plane just automatically developed fault immediately we ascended into air.




Wasn't a funny experience et-all.

For 3 days when I went for NYSC camp in osun.d toilet was so filthy I had toi wait for 3 days b4 it was washed

I held mine for 5hrs
I was d leader of my group for chem 151 bros dat day d lecturer say na two practicals n I no fit leave my grp bros I dey sweat where fan dey after practicals I run enter keke dey go house na for outside my door I start to dey pull trouser na God gv me strength to hold am if not only Jah no watin for sup