davien:
It's funny how humans have always been acting as a god/gods mouthpiece for ages immemorial...

"God told me to tell you... "

"God revealed it to me to tell you..."

"God gave me a vision that you.. "

"God directed me to let you know... "

No god/gods ever show themselves to the masses and talks to them directly, only by word of mouth(rumours) or some third party telling you what he thinks god/gods told him/her...

Anjelus:
May God in His infinite mercy shine His face upon you because going by all you have written is obvious you have a very wrong notion about God from the beginning because Christianity is not about activity but relationship, how can you place your evaluation of God on mere working of miracles which can be done by a wizard or herbalist. God is beyond miracles my dear brother, in fact He says those who must serve Him must do so in Spirit and in Truth, as a result once you lose the faithfulness of God in your mind and in His Word then you have missed God. I have known this God for a long time and I have no iota of doubt that he exist and that He desires my worship above mere miracles and sentimental indications. THEREFORE, STOP BEING AN HINDRANCE TO PEOPLES FAITH AND KEEP YOUR DEMONIC INSPIRATION AND BELIEF TO YOURSELF, MY PRAYER FOR YOU IS THAT IT WILL NOT BE TOO LATE FOR YOOU TO RETRACE YOUR STEPS BACK. Meanwhile, for the christians here who allow this mere story to make them doubt what you believe, WATCH IT!!! BECAUSE THE MESSAGE OF THE CROSS IS FOOLISHNESS TO THEM WHO WILL PERISH BUT TO US WHO BELIEVE IT IS POWER.

swaggzo:





I SOMETIMES WONDER WHY GOD SPENT SO MUCH TIME IN MAKING CERTAIN HUMANS, BUT FAILED TO GIVE THEM BRAINS.. ... BROE, YOU DON'T SEE HOW DAFT YOU SOUND? ?

DipoDee:


Welldone, Hardmirror.

The fortunate unfortunate thing about this thread is that, the Christians/Moslems who view it all know that their god don't answer prayers, some of them have prayed and fasted and cried, some have blamed god, threatened god, cajoled god, tested god, toasted god, bribed god but dammit, god HAS NEVER ANSWERED their prayers...not even ONCE.


But then, church is entertainment for most, it is like a social gathering done once or twice a week, the nude girls, the 'worldly' songs, the businessmen cum motivational speakers(named pastors) and the state of the art musical instruments that makes them forget their sorrow once in a while. People who hold on to religion don't have a choice until they start to use their brains... It's actually better to have them believe in god(esp in Nigeria) than to take that away from them...what else do they have? Nothing is working, no hope for the common man except his belief in god and false miracles.


The suffering out here(in Nigeria) is too much, and even though god is not answering prayers, at least, let them believe he will, one day.


Note: If you have proof of answered prayers, pls state them without lies, arguments or insults.
And I'm not talking about malaria induced confessions, suffering-induced hallucinations, mental-illness induced confessions caused by the abject suffering in Nigeria/Africa and the lies you lot love to cook like chicken soup.

Thanks

Again, the voice in your head you call god, is nothing more than the signs and symptoms of mental-illness, unfortunately there are no psychologists and psychoanalysts to attend to the masses in Nigeria, hence the pastorprenuers will keep having a field day.
Btw, ain't you all ashamed and disgusted that your big shots in the NIGERIAN RELIGION INDUSTRY like Adeboye, Olukoya, Joshua, etc haven't yet seen a vision to locate the Chibok girls.

IF YOU SEE THE WAY THESE CHRISTIANS DANCE AND SING IN GLORIFICATION TO GOD EH, OH MY HAIRY BALLS!

WITH ALL THE OFFERINGS AND TITHES AND SEED SOWING AND UNNECESSARY DONATIONS, PLUS CONSTANT ATTENDING OF FELLOWSHIP AND BUYING OF SACRAMENTALS AND HOLY BOOKS AND OINTMENTS. ....DAMN!



IF WE ALL CAN PUT ALL THE TIME, RESOURCES AND ENERGY WASTED ON THE ACCOUNT OF RELIGION INTO SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE, MAYBE THE WORLD WOULD BE A MORE BETTER PLACE THAN IT IS.

HardMirror:

Just so daft.

Seriously thinking of taking advantage of the fooolishness of Nigerians.
Politicians are using God to win elections, pastors building empires on the gullibility of believers. Not my fault they are dumb why not milk them. Oyedepo is no match for the psychology I know and can take advantage of.

wirinet:


The bolded statement to me is the greatest miracle of Christianity, able to make people feel a deep sense of guilt for something you have no idea of, by people you do not know and living in an era you don't know. How the guilt for the crucifixion of a Jewish man in Palestine some 2000 years ago is put on black Africans living deep in the jungle of Africa in the 20th century is the greatest miracle of time.

BROE YOU'VE NOT HEARD?
THAT WE'RE ALL DESCENDANTS OF ADAM?
I MEAN, ALL THE RACES IN THE WORLD; AFRICANS, ASIANS, AUSTRALIANS... ALL DESCENDANTS OF ONE MAN?

HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A MIRACLE?

I THINK IT'S THE BIGGEST MIRACLE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MIRACLES






THE FACT THAT CAIN FUCCKED HIMSELF, GOT PREGNANT AND KEPT THE PROCREATION ROLLING IS ALSO ASTONISHING!

HardMirror:


Are you through displaying your stupidiity?

No LeT's GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!

This was on front page today. A BOY BORN WITHOUT ANUS! www.nairaland.com/3091779/baby-born-without-anus-jos

Open the thread and see the stuppid prayers christians are praying there. Even saying God has a purpose for the child not having an anus.


Please kindly explain to us. If God exists why should he allow a child to be born without anus?
1. Are we supposed to pray for the boy?

2. Are we supposed to take the boy for surgery?

The correct answer is obvious.

So if God exists why create a boy without anus ony for doctors to be the ones putting effort to fix the boy.

Note this is a very simple surgery for doctors to perform, yet TOTALLY IMPOSSiBLE FOR PRAYER TO FIX.

How long shall we lie to our selves?

Now can you shut the fvck up!!! This thread is not for stupiid people!

At this point it only makes sense to open a church and take advantage of you fooools.

I am so pissed of right now with your level of stvpidity.

HardMirror:


Are you through displaying your stupidiity?

No LeT's GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!

This was on front page today. A BOY BORN WITHOUT ANUS! www.nairaland.com/3091779/baby-born-without-anus-jos

Open the thread and see the stuppid prayers christians are praying there. Even saying God has a purpose for the child not having an anus.


Please kindly explain to us. If God exists why should he allow a child to be born without anus?
1. Are we supposed to pray for the boy?

2. Are we supposed to take the boy for surgery?

The correct answer is obvious.

So if God exists why create a boy without anus ony for doctors to be the ones putting effort to fix the boy.

Note this is a very simple surgery for doctors to perform, yet TOTALLY IMPOSSiBLE FOR PRAYER TO FIX.

How long shall we lie to our selves?

Now can you shut the fvck up!!! This thread is not for stupiid people!

At this point it only makes sense to open a church and take advantage of you fooools.

I am so pissed of right now with your level of stvpidity.

keenn:



My brother!

I'll advice you take it cool with the religionist here.

People can be so absurd in course of defending a god, when they false fully believe an eternal reward await them.

It aint easy to be free, thus I advice u get calm with their mudane remarks

frank317:


Calm down bro.... chill.
But seriously, that pastor business for make sense. Nigeria is a good mine with mugus everywhere.

Call urself a man of God... and people start seeing u as God. Damn... why am I just realising this?

Anjelus:
May God in His infinite mercy shine His face upon you because going by all you have written is obvious you have a very wrong notion about God from the beginning because Christianity is not about activity but relationship, how can you place your evaluation of God on mere working of miracles which can be done by a wizard or herbalist.

HardMirror:

He is talking about job interview. Is that a miracle?

HardMirror:

Just so daft.

Seriously thinking of taking advantage of the fooolishness of Nigerians.
Politicians are using God to win elections, pastors building empires on the gullibility of believers. Not my fault they are dumb why not milk them. Oyedepo is no match for the psychology I know and can take advantage of.

frank317:


Ya, and that reminds me... Where is sonoflucifer in all these. He seem to be nowhere around.

Weah96:


Will you rob the blind? Oyedepo is the wrong kind of atheist, he lacks empathy and conscience. To do what he does is to disobey your own conscience.

lepasharon:


U saying religious ppl lack conscience and empathy?

Weah96:


Pastors and preachers are highly skilled liars who lack conscience and empathy.

frank317:


A lot of people have gotten jobs in different circumstances. But no no no, only the Christians are special. Some people get jobs by sharing a stick of cigarette with a stranger.... but no when unexpected coincidences happen to Christians, their God, their almighty powerful God has come for the rescue. What an insult to whoever this creator might be.

lepasharon:


So they are not atheist

Weah96:


They all are. Nobody can stand in that place and lie or use magic props if the god is real. The majority of atheists have a conscience, enough to prevent us from stealing from blind people or the elderly. But there are a few atheists who don't mind telling lies to the blind and elderly in return for cash. They're called pastors and Daddy GOs. I'm willing to wager my left nut.

johnydon22:
I once watched a healing service where the man of God healed a man blind from birth..

then pointed his handkerchief at the man and asked him to identify the colour and he answered blue which was correct.

I was like WTF

"How can someone who was blind from birth, never saw anything until now recognize anything when he sees it. . . that's like a huge fat LIE.

HardMirror:
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Praktikals:

God decides when to perform miracles and through whom. Sometimes, it is in our interest that our prayers remain unanswered!
Let me share an experience with you. I grew up without knowing my father. He impregnated my mum and disappeared. I was always crying and praying that God should "bring back my father". But God knew it was best for me to grow up without him. I went to a crusade where we were asked to list 10 things we wanted God to do for us. I wrote only one thing, :God bring my father home. God answered my prayer but I wish he didn't.
you have done your bit by praying for the boy; leave the rest to God
My 1 cent.

HardMirror:
I asked earlier why God created a baby without anus

Praktikals:

God decides when to perform miracles and through whom. Sometimes, it is in our interest that our prayers remain unanswered!
Let me share an experience with you. I grew up without knowing my father. He impregnated my mum and disappeared. I was always crying and praying that God should "bring back my father". But God knew it was best for me to grow up without him. I went to a crusade where we were asked to list 10 things we wanted God to do for us. I wrote only one thing, :God bring my father home. God answered my prayer but I wish he didn't.
you have done your bit by praying for the boy; leave the rest to God
My 1 cent.

Praktikals:

I do not have answers to your question. The point I was trying to make is that, that God did not heal the dumb boy through you is not enough reason for you to doubt his existence or what he is capable of doing. I have not being to church in about 12 years, but I believe God exists, and I believe what God is capable of doing through Jesus. If you ask me, a miracle is like an icing on the cake, its not the main reason we should seek God.

HardMirror:

Lol
Goood story there wish you could tell more.

God INTENTIONALLY refuses to answer some prayers for our good. WOW!!!!!!!!


Please talk to me.
I asked earlier why God created a baby without anus


1. Should we pray for the child so God would open his anus?

2. Should we take the child to the hospital so the child is operated on and given an anus?

3. So you prayed and met your father and then realized that God knew what he was doing for making him run away. Does this mean we can pray then God would open the Boy's anus and then we would all regret praying for the boy to be normal?

4. Are we supposed to gather round and praise God for creating the boy without anus. We praise God till the boy dies. Then we praise God for making the boy die? Since you are telling us you were supposed to be grateful to God for giving you an irresponsible father

Answer me!

We all know to pray to God in this situation is useless. We all know God won't answer. Does this mean God refuses to answer because he knows it is best this child does not have an anus?
At least that is your logic.

You bring your story which has nothing to do with any god here and you are busy claiming God intentionally made your father ran away.

What about having a loving dad that supported you and your mum, does that not sound better?

So having an irresponsible father now is the will of God. Damn it!

Answer me.
Why create a child without anus?

I know God has nothing to do with a child being born without an anus. It's all a genetic and development accident.
I know you having an irresponsible father has nothing to do with God. But since it must all be God, please answer my questions about the child without anus.

Praktikals:

I do not have answers to your question. The point I was trying to make is that, that God did not heal the dumb boy through you is not enough reason for you to doubt his existence or what he is capable of doing. I have not being to church in about 12 years, but I believe God exists, and I believe what God is capable of doing through Jesus. If you ask me, a miracle is like an icing on the cake, its not the main reason we should seek God.

urahara:



Hard mirror , why did u even reply that stupid comment

HardMirror:

Silly
This is the best comment I have gotten so far. I just had to reply. Just join me in appreciating God for giving him an irresponsible father.

HardMirror:
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Praktikals:

Oh lord, show mercy on your son HardMirror and restore him back to yourself. So that he can start using the wisdom with which he is typing all these jargon for writing christian tracts. For I have prayed in Jesus name.