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The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by collitexnaira(m): 4:05pm On May 09, 2016

Mine was foolish and funny

I invited my girlfriend back then to my place which she did, we were both on the bed together talking then i decided to start but was confused, don't know where to start from, as i be Virgin without experience na

So i decided to do what my friends taught me, she was very resistive, pushed me nd was telling me to leave her , i pretended to be deaf nd continue, when she realized i wasn't going to give up she then allow me to explore her body, my finger was in her kpekus when she was moaning with sweet sound track, she was holding my head and scattering my jerry coil,

I pulled her pant leave other wears on, no time to waste, remove my trouser then grab my condom, tore it, try to wear it, wahala come start, condom no gree enter my d**ck, my hands were shaking, I tried the condom again it won't slide, I would hv dig the girl without condom but back then i was very afraid of HIV (who won die because of kpekus), finally i was able to wear the condom half way after wasting almost 5 minutes

I went back to the girl on bed but then she is no longer in the mood, i tried to grab her but she pushed me away, we started struggling, we were still struggling when i released in the condom , my d**ck start falling like a landing plane, i felt so ashamed and the girl just looked at me and hissed , she put on her pant and left my room, I was just looking like zombie, i couldn't do anything again,,, that day i blame the nonsense condom for spoiling my show
Very foolish experience

But after much persuasion, the girl came again, but this time before she even arrive at my house i don wear condom for inside trouser dey wait for her,,, the rest na story

To you guys, what is the foolish experience you had the first time you got laid

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by TedBaker(m): 4:07pm On May 09, 2016

Suigeneris93 mrschima mrsspicy come innn

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by OmaFresh(m): 4:10pm On May 09, 2016

my d*ck refuse standin even at d sight of her mushasha, , dnt knw wich demon or angel caused dat to happen dat day,, , ,three beings were later left confusd in d room, , ,me,her and my d**k

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Danfuster(m): 4:12pm On May 09, 2016

Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by MrRichy(m): 4:15pm On May 09, 2016

#team_virgin

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by wordbank(m): 4:21pm On May 09, 2016

[b]Born2fuck food don done
The first day I buy porn video dey watch sotey my head wan burst. I don already inform her say my elder brother cease my phone so make she just come around 2pm. I don watch from morning reach 2pm nothing she no show, 4pm don knack d punnies never arrive, my prick don rise like dollar. Na around 5:30 or so naim I hia my sis dey interview person for downstairs I open window to observe lo and behold na Preye! Wetin comot for my mouth na I'm not interested. My sis turn look up naim I telam am to allow her to enter. Immediately she enter my room as big bros no dey naim I rush my bros bag to collect him condom surprisingly no condom! Ah ah wetin dey happen, I run enter my uncle room collect three run enter back she just dey look me like flash gordon! I never even talk to am, I don dey comot my boxer to wear d condom as I dey watch time I no even send weda d condom big pass or not. As I focus she don already know wassup naim I begin d magicals. No romance, NOTHING! Na struggle before my prick enter the narrow gate. I never even enjoy go far she don get call from her mom to come back immediately if u c as my prick take fall like naira.
Well, later I come dey top league dey collect titles anyhow
Now I don even collect interracial championship come back [/b]

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by UyiIredia(m): 4:28pm On May 09, 2016

Any foolish experience when I'm going to disvirgin myself. I cast and bind you in Jesus name.

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 4:35pm On May 09, 2016

Here to read ~~foolish~~ comments grin

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 4:37pm On May 09, 2016

TedBaker:
Suigene ris93 mrschi ma mrss picy come innn

What of your own experience?

Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by TedBaker(m): 4:48pm On May 09, 2016

Suigeneris93:

What of your own experience?

gosh, I never wish to remember it. I was embarrassed, I was a Novice

Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by youngberry001(m): 4:49pm On May 09, 2016

collitexnaira:
Mine was foolish and funny

I invited my girlfriend back then to my place which she did, we were both on the bed together talking then i decided to start but was confused, don't know where to start from, as i be Virgin without experience na

So i decided to do what my friends taught me, she was very resistive, pushed me nd was telling me to leave her , i pretended to be deaf nd continue, when she realized i wasn't going to give up she then allow me to explore her body, my finger was in her kpekus when she was moaning with sweet sound track, she was holding my head and scattering my jerry coil,

I pulled her pant leave other wears on, no time to waste, remove my trouser then grab my condom, tore it, try to wear it, wahala come start, condom no gree enter my d**ck, my hands were shaking, I tried the condom again it won't slide, I would hv dig the girl without condom but back then i was very afraid of HIV (who won die because of kpekus), finally i was able to wear the condom half way after wasting almost 5 minutes

I went back to the girl on bed but then she is no longer in the mood, i tried to grab her but she pushed me away, we started struggling, we were still struggling when i released in the condom , my d**ck start falling like a landing plane, i felt so ashamed and the girl just looked at me and hissed , she put on her pant and left my room, I was just looking like zombie, i couldn't do anything again,,, that day i blame the nonsense condom for spoiling my show
Very foolish experience

But after much persuasion, the girl came again, but this time before she even arrive at my house i don wear condom for inside trouser dey wait for her,,, the rest na story

To you guys, what is the foolish experience you had the first time you got laid

i swear to God u re so fvcking funny dude

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 4:52pm On May 09, 2016

TedBaker:
gosh, I never wish to remember it. I was embarrassed, I was a Novice

Lol

Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by vicstar(m): 5:03pm On May 09, 2016

wordbank:
[b]Born2fuck food don done
The first day I buy porn video dey watch sotey my head wan burst. I don already inform her say my elder brother cease my phone so make she just come around 2pm. I don watch from morning reach 2pm nothing she no show, 4pm don knack d punnies never arrive, my prick don rise like dollar. Na around 5:30 or so naim I hia my sis dey interview person for downstairs I open window to observe lo and behold na Preye! Wetin comot for my mouth na I'm not interested. My sis turn look up naim I telam am to allow her to enter. Immediately she enter my room as big bros no dey naim I rush my bros bag to collect him condom surprisingly no condom! Ah ah wetin dey happen, I run enter my uncle room collect three run enter back she just dey look me like flash gordon! I never even talk to am, I don dey comot my boxer to wear d condom as I dey watch time I no even send weda d condom big pass or not. As I focus she don already know wassup naim I begin d magicals. No romance, NOTHING! Na struggle before my prick enter the narrow gate. I never even enjoy go far she don get call from her mom to come back immediately if u c as my prick take fall like naira.
Well, later I come dey top league dey collect titles anyhow
Now I don even collect interracial championship come back [/b]

chai

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Ucheosefoh(m): 6:09pm On May 09, 2016

Mine happened one day I was with a side chick my babe called me after the call my side chick no gree cooperate again she was angry and interrogating me about the call I hammer her all the lies i could fabricate, later she gree make we do the do but i was anxious, for more than one month I avoid sex you could imagine the excitement, we romance and ten minutes into the thing I cum and we tired all we could to rejuvenate the dick, the thing no gree stand na so the show come take end. It was the most disappointing day of our sex encounter and my most embarrassing sexual encounter till date. If you see her face as I de see her off it has disappointment and reject written all over it.

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 6:41pm On May 09, 2016

My 1st day was funny. She came and i immediately took her to my room...removed my clothes and hers sharperly...wore a condom and penetrated...omo she screamed! i was like; haba,she suppose de enjoy am na...i digged agn and she was screaming loud...i continued forcing my black mamba inside but d tin tight wella and e no sweet sef...she was screaming and crying..tellin me to stop and dat she wl report me to her mum...me no send am..was trying to impress lol. omo, after like 20mins of trying i gave up. It was later igot to knw dat u hv to put a gal in d mood i.e make her wet and dripping b4 penetration. mehn i felt stupiid ..lol. Was 16 then.. But am PRO nw...i b confirmed pusssy slayer nw. lol

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 7:09pm On May 09, 2016

.iamaboragainchristian

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by inositol88(m): 7:15pm On May 09, 2016

Reading and laughing hysterically, videos of so many things playing in my brain

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 7:29pm On May 09, 2016

This space isn't for sale

Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Oshege(m): 7:46pm On May 09, 2016

This op don kill me with laugh.....nice one bro

Mine was very embrassing

Have been craving for sex for a very long time though am a virgin. There was this girl i love very much..I bought her lot of gifts anytime i visited her ,i tried to caution myself not to try any sexual advancement with her because i always prove myself to be responsible to her.
I could remember one of the time i visited her, this time marked the day my sexual orientation begun. I bought her captain cook take away(friedrice and chicken), she was so impressed, na that day i know say some girls dey love food like die. She ate and appreciate it, latter i noticed she was moving her mouth towards my lips because we actually sat like say we dey we dey for interview. I dont really get the signal, am so dull and inexperienced.
After several trials, she realized that am so dull and shy, she kiss me on the lips, i feel on top of the world. I don't even know when i said 'please, do that again'. She did and we start the kissing. I dont even know how to kiss because the girl dey complain say y i just dey drop saliva anyhow but i tried sha grin

...

I went home with a joyful heart, i cant think anything straight again without a recap of the scenerio, infact, the korean movie i watch that same night was so romantic to the fact that any time a love scene happened like kissing and romance(na me and the girl i dey always see for the movie grin

)

The next day, i went straight to her place and prepared for sex. After watching some funny videos for 1 hours with her na so we start the kissing...this time around i don sabi kiss o though i don stream some crazy youtube video about kissing before that time.

The girl can't control it anymore ..my kondo self don rise like nepa poll. My lips don dey pain me coz the girl dey suck and eat am.

I was suprised and amazed when this girl zip down her shirt and i saw light bare breast that stand . I was so confused, i just dey look at the breast for like 1minutes, i no do anything. The girl bent my head down and i dey suck am..
I dey on top the girl .i cant control my self ..i just dey try Bleep the girl even with her skirt on and with my dick inside my jean.
I was behaving like a bull dog..i slide my dick for just 40secs inside jeans, i just dey shout when i dey cum. The girl dey afraid ..
Before i knew it, i don cum inside my boxer and i don wet the girl skirt badly as in e b like say na tap water dey inside my testicles.

I really felt embarassed..

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by dreamworld: 8:04pm On May 09, 2016

Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by ivyy(f): 8:14pm On May 09, 2016

Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by PoundedYam(m): 8:18pm On May 09, 2016

Oshege:
This op don kill me with laugh.....nice one bro

Mine was very embrassing

Have been craving for sex for a very long time though am a virgin. There was this girl i love very much..I bought her lot of gifts anytime i visited her ,i tried to caution myself not to try any sexual advancement with her because i always prove myself to be responsible to her.
I could remember one of the time i visited her, this time marked the day my sexual orientation begun. I bought her captain cook take away(friedrice and chicken), she was so impressed, na that day i know say some girls dey love food like die. She ate and appreciate it, latter i noticed she was moving her mouth towards my lips because we actually sat like say we dey we dey for interview. I dont really get the signal, am so dull and inexperienced.
After several trials, she realized that am so dull and shy, she kiss me on the lips, i feel on top of the world. I don't even know when i said 'please, do that again'. She did and we start the kissing. I dont even know how to kiss because the girl dey complain say y i just dey drop saliva anyhow but i tried sha ...

I went home with a joyful heart, i cant think anything straight again without a recap of the scenerio, infact, the korean movie i watch that same night was so romantic to the fact that any time a love scene happened like kissing and romance(na me and the girl i dey always see for the movie )

The next day, i went straight to her place and prepared for sex. After watching some funny videos for 1 hours with her na so we start the kissing...this time around i don sabi kiss o though i don stream some crazy youtube video about kissing before that time.

The girl can't control it anymore ..my kondo self don rise like nepa poll. My lips don dey pain me coz the girl dey suck and eat am.

I was suprised and amazed when this girl zip down her shirt and i saw light bare breast that stand . I was so confused, i just dey look at the breast for like 1minutes, i no do anything. The girl bent my head down and i dey suck am..
I dey on top the girl .i cant control my self ..i just dey try Bleep the girl even with her skirt on and with my dick inside my jean.
I was behaving like a bull dog..i slide my dick for just 40secs inside jeans, i just dey shout when i dey cum. The girl dey afraid ..
Before i knew it, i don cum inside my boxer and i don wet the girl skirt badly as in e b like say na tap water dey inside my testicles.

I really felt embarassed..

fvcking hilarious cheesy

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by josh1st(m): 8:37pm On May 09, 2016

Oshege:
This op don kill me with laugh.....nice one bro
Mine was very embrassing
Have been craving for sex for a very long time though am a virgin. There was this girl i love very much..I bought her lot of gifts anytime i visited her ,i tried to caution myself not to try any sexual advancement with her because i always prove myself to be responsible to her.
I could remember one of the time i visited her, this time marked the day my sexual orientation begun. I bought her captain cook take away(friedrice and chicken), she was so impressed, na that day i know say some girls dey love food like die. She ate and appreciate it, latter i noticed she was moving her mouth towards my lips because we actually sat like say we dey we dey for interview. I dont really get the signal, am so dull and inexperienced.
After several trials, she realized that am so dull and shy, she kiss me on the lips, i feel on top of the world. I don't even know when i said 'please, do that again'. She did and we start the kissing. I dont even know how to kiss because the girl dey complain say y i just dey drop saliva anyhow but i tried sha ...
I went home with a joyful heart, i cant think anything straight again without a recap of the scenerio, infact, the korean movie i watch that same night was so romantic to the fact that any time a love scene happened like kissing and romance(na me and the girl i dey always see for the movie )
The next day, i went straight to her place and prepared for sex. After watching some funny videos for 1 hours with her na so we start the kissing...this time around i don sabi kiss o though i don stream some crazy youtube video about kissing before that time.
The girl can't control it anymore ..my kondo self don rise like nepa poll. My lips don dey pain me coz the girl dey suck and eat am.
I was suprised and amazed when this girl zip down her shirt and i saw light bare breast that stand . I was so confused, i just dey look at the breast for like 1minutes, i no do anything. The girl bent my head down and i dey suck am..
I dey on top the girl .i cant control my self ..i just dey try Bleep the girl even with her skirt on and with my dick inside my jean.
I was behaving like a bull dog..i slide my dick for just 40secs inside jeans, i just dey shout when i dey cum. The girl dey afraid ..
Before i knew it, i don cum inside my boxer and i don wet the girl skirt badly as in e b like say na tap water dey inside my testicles.
I really felt embarassed..

тнє fυииιєѕт ¢σммєит ѕσ fαя

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by mspee(f): 9:01pm On May 09, 2016

Oshege:
This op don kill me with laugh.....nice one bro

Mine was very embrassing

Have been craving for sex for a very long time though am a virgin. There was this girl i love very much..I bought her lot of gifts anytime i visited her ,i tried to caution myself not to try any sexual advancement with her because i always prove myself to be responsible to her.
I could remember one of the time i visited her, this time marked the day my sexual orientation begun. I bought her captain cook take away(friedrice and chicken), she was so impressed, na that day i know say some girls dey love food like die. She ate and appreciate it, latter i noticed she was moving her mouth towards my lips because we actually sat like say we dey we dey for interview. I dont really get the signal, am so dull and inexperienced.
After several trials, she realized that am so dull and shy, she kiss me on the lips, i feel on top of the world. I don't even know when i said 'please, do that again'. She did and we start the kissing. I dont even know how to kiss because the girl dey complain say y i just dey drop saliva anyhow but i tried sha ...

I went home with a joyful heart, i cant think anything straight again without a recap of the scenerio, infact, the korean movie i watch that same night was so romantic to the fact that any time a love scene happened like kissing and romance(na me and the girl i dey always see for the movie )

The next day, i went straight to her place and prepared for sex. After watching some funny videos for 1 hours with her na so we start the kissing...this time around i don sabi kiss o though i don stream some crazy youtube video about kissing before that time.

The girl can't control it anymore ..my kondo self don rise like nepa poll. My lips don dey pain me coz the girl dey suck and eat am.

I was suprised and amazed when this girl zip down her shirt and i saw light bare breast that stand . I was so confused, i just dey look at the breast for like 1minutes, i no do anything. The girl bent my head down and i dey suck am..
I dey on top the girl .i cant control my self ..i just dey try Bleep the girl even with her skirt on and with my dick inside my jean.
I was behaving like a bull dog..i slide my dick for just 40secs inside jeans, i just dey shout when i dey cum. The girl dey afraid ..
Before i knew it, i don cum inside my boxer and i don wet the girl skirt badly as in e b like say na tap water dey inside my testicles.

I really felt embarassed..

Oh lawd!

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by agrovick(m): 9:01pm On May 09, 2016

All I can say is may God forgive that our Calabar neighbor for fill in the gaps

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by modextus(m): 9:42pm On May 09, 2016

Chuking it in the wrong hole grin

I was even thinking to myself that my kini was just too big for her kpekus... Not knowing I was wrong!!!

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by StubbornGoat: 9:44pm On May 09, 2016

Me and my babe don dey over 2 years, she no gree me sex and that time I be correct virgin, I sure say my sperm go thick pass akamu sef. Serious Konji hold me so tey, my dick dey jerk unconsciously on its own, omo the Konji na die! One fateful day, as I dey watch film for house, our landlord's fat and ugly daughter wey me no like to dey see at all enter my room, talk say she wan watch film. Hian! I no just know the kind devil wey enter my mind but that day the babe kon be like say she fine pass Agbani Darego, Konji make me begin dey see the beauty in her.

We never watch film reach 3 minutes, I no know wetin happen, we don dey kiss, I just dey squeeze her breast like say I dey squeeze wet jeans. My mind no even go condoms side, wetin dey my mind na to yansh the babe.

Some minutes later, the romance kon dey intensify, we dey rub everything against each other, lips locked in hot kiss and groins rubbing hard against each other in intense pleasure. As I dey try lift the fat girl up make I give dey ma kollect directly from my waist, I no know how I just take slip go use my head knack electric iron wey dey floor. Omo I faint go... ... ..., I wake up some minutes later wet, wounded and unclad kon see say my room don full with concerned neighbours and our landlord. Na two stitches dey give me for head that day for my injury... ..all because of ponmo!

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 10:13pm On May 09, 2016

Been a pro since day one. Never did nothing foolish... Never!!! kiss

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 10:21pm On May 09, 2016

rotflmao
so funny

Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by demzylahot(m): 10:26pm On May 09, 2016

this thread go sweet well well

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by judey1992(m): 10:37pm On May 09, 2016

a very embarrasing experience... was busy humping up and down thinking dat i was in, not knowing that i was brushing her bushes. as so we do finish na im i say make i go baf. come see pain as a result of bruises.

#girls_need_shave

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Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 09, 2016

Lool.. People krazy sha

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