he is insane dump the slowpoke

Its simple. U expect him to do a lot for you and u do almost nothng for him. Now that's very ogbanjecious.

Mama has done it again oo.....

Excuse me, Are u not? Then give me proof.

He believes you're an ogbanje because when he clapped his hands over your head, birds nearby flew away in fear and the clap created a pressure bubble in the atmosphere that accelerated towards the stratosphere and cracked escape velocity. The wholeheartedly part happened when the pressure bubble reached outer-space and passed through a wormhole without any transfer of energy. And when the pressure bubble fell out of orbit and accelerated towards earth, it turned a giant roll of blue litmus red on impact with the earth. That madam, is how your boyfriend confirmed your ogbanje status.

Maybe you've showed him some signs

whatz an ogbanje?

we are listening...