i know what you said, and i said SECURITY!!!

@AMAKA
u mean u want the police moderator to delete his posts and probably arrest ban him. I'd ban him myself but unfortuneately am a mod in the christian section and have no power in the date-up section. Why not HIT  the report to moderator button on the right hand corner of the post box and report him?

its a joke dude, lighten up.
lol
i was just playing along.

You call that a joke? Thats called sexual harrassment. Next thing is he'll be following u all over nairaland, he'll be stalking u, you'll be getting unwanted calls on your cell phone. You'll even be afraid to visit nairaland coz he'll be here waiting for you, AND U THINK ITS ALL A JOKE

manmustwac:

You call that a joke? Thats called sexual harrassment. Next thing is he'll be following u all over nairaland, he'll be stalking u, you'll be getting unwanted calls on your cell phone. You'll even be afraid to visit nairaland coz he'll be here waiting for you, AND U THINK ITS ALL A JOKE

lololololololol hahahaha!!!
following me? calling me? how will he get my number?
afraid, its just the net.
hahaha i really laughed at your post.

@AMAKA
this is no laughing matter this is SERIOUS. You only talk like this coz you've never been stalked on the net before. Apart from online identity theft this is the next big thing happening online. If that guy starts stalking u won't feel like going anywhere on nairaland on your own coz he'll follow u, you'll be afraid to make posts coz he'll be watch ing u. You could end up having a mental breakdown

lmao!!
okay, whatever you say.

whatever i say your still not taking me seriously. Well coz i like u i can arrange for me and some oda mods to organize protection for you. We moderators we run this place. If he follow u, we follow him, we have the power to delete him ban him etc But in return you have to promise to put me in your show. Is that a deal?

manmustwac:

whatever i say your still not taking me seriously. Well coz i like u i can arrange for me and some oda mods to organize protection for you. We moderators we run this place. If he follow u, we follow him, we have the power to delete him ban him etc But in return you have to promise to put me in your show. Is that a deal?

hahaha i hope no one is taking this show thing serious oooo.
awww but you wanna protect me? how sweet. lol
man i think this show thing is a good idea, any nigerian tv producers in the house?
HiTv anyone? Mnet Africa?

@AMAKA
yeah i'll protect u (just like that film called the bodyguard with whitney houston do u remember it?) but it will cost u. You have to put me in your show and if i win i want to go no a date with u. Is that a deal?

manmustwac:

@AMAKA
yeah i'll protect u (just like that film called the bodyguard with whitney houston do u remember it?) but it will cost u. You have to put me in your show and if i win i want to go no a date with u. Is that a deal?

yeah i remember the movie.
i just might have to boost it up to 15 bachelors, a lot of slots to fill. lol
youve got yourself a deal.

where is HiTv or Mnet Africa? i want this deal! lol

No idea AMAKA why not open a new post and ask?

nah its okay.

@AMAKA
have to go now but don't worry my mods are keeping an eye on myhouseboy so if he stalks you agian on the internet we'll pounce him before he can say THE AMAKA. Bye.

thanks guy!
bye bye.

ummmm. .

where were we Amaka

@AMAKA
Being your bodyguard no easy coz U dey wakka well well for this nairaland. I interrogated one guy outside your house the other day. He said his name was Kevin. Who is Kevin? and what is he doing at your place? . I thought u were single. I thought u and me were going to have a relationship like in the film called the bodyguard But my mods who were helping me to watch your back say he's your boyfriend. Am jealous and tears are running down my eyes

manmustwac:

@AMAKA
Being your bodyguard no easy coz U dey wakka well well for this nairaland. I interrogated one guy outside your house the other day. He said his name was Kevin. Who is Kevin? and what is he doing at your place? . I thought u were single. I thought u and me were going to have a relationship like in the film called the bodyguard But my mods who were helping me to watch your back say he's your boyfriend. Am jealous and tears are running down my eyes

LMAO!!

@THE AMAKA
Puhleeeease dump that guy

Hey count me in

Amaka. .

You are ignoring me

dani1luv:

Amaka. .

You are ignoring me

no im not ignoring you, but youre never online when i am.
its not like that.
youre cool. lol

manmustwac:

@THE AMAKA
Puhleeeease dump that guy

what guy?
IM SINGLE!!

52 posts a day
No wonder

Don tel me u countd al d posts? Ehem @ the amaka am interestd ,i like troublemakers and u are an unrepentant one.

THE AMAKA:

what guy?
IM SINGLE!!

ok but there a rumour going around about you and a guy called keith

manmustwac:

ok but there a rumour going around about you and a guy called keith

lmao!!
thats exactly what they are, rumors.

whatsup

let me in, in what the jist

:d

tugh;ugfjdtk;[ipuf

mechelini:

tugh;ugfjdtk;[ipuf

great for a first post, eh?

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