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She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
There this girl in my department.. Anytime we are thru with lectures or coming to school, she will always force me to buy her bananas. Every single day this last month. It was so much that i had to be budgeting banana money monthly, she always make me buy this banana for her and no other guy and the way she usually eat this banana staring at me sometimes..... I hope am not getting it wrong,or is she initiating me because i know witches meet under banana tree,, my friends are thinking something else which i refuse to believe, . Mind you, she is a strong church lady... Epp me people 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by youngest85(m): 8:58pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
smiles 4 Likes |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Hmmmm..... Nawoooo....... ..... **Op no fear, she no fit initiate you, your blood strong... No forget say banana is classified under fruits.... *Make I rush buy banana go give Smellymouth and Vicstar, na for me to initiate dem make my bank account increase oooo 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by UyiIredia(m): 9:06pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Na banana dey give u headache so. U don't need to worry yourself bro. It's nothing. She just likes it. |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Vision4God: 9:08pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Op b prayerful....... 1 Like |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Ladycloud(f): 9:13pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
One day just confront her jooo... Her own is too much... Are u her father 5 Likes |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by kingwayne007(m): 9:17pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Two things de involve!!!! 1 Like |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by styno22(m): 9:22pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Bros u are geting it wrong, she is only expecting u to use ur head, u have banana between ur two legs, give it to her now aba! 5 Likes |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Xionez(m): 9:24pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
And here i am googling for the cost and upkeep of a pet monkey. Wanti wanti no get...getti getti no want. |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
you said she looks at you while eating the banana? izzit that she's pasturbating in her mind? 2 Likes |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Ladycloud: i confronted her.. She will just be smiling |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
kingwayne007:what and what |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Just continue ur good ministry works |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
discoprophet:bros, pasturbating is just an understatement, i guess she is banasturbating within her mindset... 5 Likes
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Ladycloud(f): 9:47pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Iamsynord:the next time she tells u to buy her banana... Just sit where u are and be smiling 3 Likes |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
grayht: a choir mistress masturbating with banana,,, why ? 1 Like |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Iamsynord:eleyi gidi gan... |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by tataiwo09(m): 10:03pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
she wan ogede ur epon.....use dis style...whenever she asks...tell her till u get to ur hostel..dt banana dey ur hostel...when u enter, off ur short and show her ur bannana....she go dey happy....ask for d mouth to chop d banana..i think u kno dt?...work don start 1 Like |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Kiish(m): 10:40pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
* plays D'prince's- Take Banana * |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 10:52pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Kiish:Take banana till you go yo.. take banana till you go yo.. emperessnaughty, shake bumbum for me laleyi abeg make this cold run comot 2 Likes
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Kiish(m): 10:57pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
*Grabs chair to sidon* make i watch free show AirSultan: 1 Like |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Kiish:you too like good thing jor 1 Like
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Kiish(m): 11:09pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
who no like better thing? i still dey wait for my free show. AirSultan:
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Ucheosefoh(m): 11:13pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Iamsynord: 2 Likes
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Kiish:apparently, emperessnaughty is not online so.. 1 Like
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Kiish(m): 11:21pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
someone should wake her up if shes asleep. AirSultan: 1 Like
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by ireneony(f): 11:23pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Idle shallow minded op |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Audray(f): 11:23pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Don't stop buying those bananas o.Kontinu. It might be a test from da lord. Kontinu. U never kno how u might get blessed.Kontinu. Da lord works in mysterious ways...Kontinu. |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
2 Likes
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Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Kiish(m): 11:30pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
i don dey vex o So na so i go just sleep like that, no free show + i no con get light. AirSultan: |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Hillzy(m): 11:31pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Bros u dey fall my hand o, na dis simply n small mata u carry come NL watin u soppose don settle since. Give d bae comfirm bana if not u go buy banana till u graduate 1 Like |
Re: She Keeps Telling Me To Buy Her Bananas by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Kiish:sorry bro.. try again later 1 Like |
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